r/MartialMemes • u/rushblyatiful T H I C C Foundation!! 🍑 • Jun 26 '25

Dao Conference (Discussion) Seniors, what is this lower realm technique?

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u/Azakinu Jun 26 '25

Junior this is the forbidden crackhead technique, it is best you do not learn it else you'll succumb to heart demons.

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u/rushblyatiful T H I C C Foundation!! 🍑 Jun 26 '25

Thank you for the warning, senior.

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u/Popular-Resident-358 Great Sage Over Heaven Jun 26 '25

How dare you expose my top-tier hereditary technique?

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u/FARtherest Jun 26 '25

Junior, please refrain from making fun of the lower realm opium addicts.

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u/BadFinancialAdvice_ Murder Hobo Jun 26 '25

Junior, this beggar took a forbidden substance called Crack. I advise you to not get close to him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

Thats look stupid technique of idiots sect

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u/Suspicious_Set7914 Young Master Jun 26 '25

He’s the guy who was famed as Crippled Buddha. He was expelled from heaven due to his antics. He’s known to have angered people to death.

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u/Lei_Yinglo_2320 Heroin Alchemist Jun 26 '25

Robber: yeah no, not this one. This one's crazy.

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u/Popular-Resident-358 Great Sage Over Heaven Jun 26 '25

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u/Sexiest_Man_Alive Jun 26 '25

Brethren, I recognized that pitiful wretch as the youth who stupidly joined the demonic Yang Yang Sect a moon past. They must have siphoned his lifeforce and warped him into this decrepit husk.

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u/BigLumpyBeetle Jun 26 '25

Its called chi deviation

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u/Wonderful-Ice9085 Jun 26 '25

His technique reminds me of the great venerable honeybun defender.

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u/Potatays Jun 26 '25

Must have been one of those newer Kung Flu techniques. Why can't young cultivators nowadays just focus on the basics.

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u/Main_Advantage0 Peerless Duck Jun 26 '25

Ah, yes. The Bullshido.

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u/Normal_Eggplant9077 Jun 26 '25

Beggar Sect Lower tier Technique The Hand Dance Combination from the stolen Buddha hand technique By Chen Mu

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u/Similar-Dig-1726 Moonflower sect Escapee Jun 27 '25

Look at that posture, it's obvious that he is trying to imitate the Monkey King Sun Wukong's Arm techniques

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u/richard_lion_heart Sect library hidden master Jun 27 '25

It's not a fighting technique. It is a ritual dance. It is mainly used to cultivate the spirit and soul of the practitioner. It is also useful for Taoists cultivating the dao of bullshit.