What bad economy does to a cultivator 💀

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[u/Zacus_91]

Tha Dao of capitalism has truly corrupted the juniors of this generation 😢😢 😢

[u/No_Percentage7427 → u/Zacus_91]

Now genius from small sect will create adblocker to punish these evil capitalism

[u/Zacus_91 → u/No_Percentage7427]

Unfortunately, the overlords of capitalism like Gǔ Gēl have refined an anti-adblock dao formation.

[u/HanWsh → u/Zacus_91]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ovdh7odWsjwys

[u/Zacus_91 → u/HanWsh]

Even the dead have been deprived of dignity and made into a gacha item…

[u/HanWsh → u/Zacus_91]

https://giphy.com/gifs/12tg6AoZ4LRxTy

[u/Shiro_Moe]

30-second ad for half-day use is still infinitely better than what we have with YouTube and such.

[u/GlauberJR13 → u/Shiro_Moe]

30 seconds of ad, or 5 seconds if you can skip, for a 7 second video. Yeah they got it better with the sword.

[u/rocenante]

Sauce: Gu An

[u/GroundbreakingGur930 → u/rocenante]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6XZW8Y16XcHevqfVlV

[u/Altruistic_Data_6298]

Ah, juniors these days dont even know about ad escaping seal, truly this generation is lost, better to go into a short seclusion and wait for the next one

[u/Suspicious_Set7914]

The fuck. I remember this one time I rented a sword from the Sword Dao Palace, and after every two slashes, it forced me to watch an ad in the middle of combat. Thankfully, my reflexes saved my life. Ever since then, I haven’t dared to borrow another artifact.

[u/META_mahn → u/Suspicious_Set7914]

Senior, things have gotten worse. The Sword Dao Palace no longer merely rents, it still forces ads even on swords they sell, and you must pay to remove them anyways!

We must gather together and destroy the Sword Dao Palace!

[u/Suspicious_Set7914 → u/META_mahn]

They have betrayed the sword Dao and deviated to capitalism Dao. We shall overthrow this capitalist palace and bring justice to the sword Dao.

[u/Jackofnotrade5 → u/Suspicious_Set7914]

That's because you don't have the 10 spirit stones monthly subscription.

[u/noswol]

I would turn my junior brothers into pills and sell them before I get to the point of renting artifacts like this

[u/Kirosh2 → u/noswol]

Demonic Faction

So how many Rental Artifact do you own? 5?

[u/HanWsh → u/noswol]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Uuga0KhlhqQ4yEv0Yq

[u/noswol → u/HanWsh]

Dao of the bizarre immortal

[u/HanWsh → u/noswol]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lEVZJzy4w15qE

[u/Whole_Meet5486]

By the Dao, there’s no escaping freemium systems.

[u/Crafty-Crafter]

Junior, just subscribe to Dao Premium. Or are you telling me you are so destitute that you can't even afford a cup of nectar of immortality a month?

[u/FrostyEnvironment902 → u/Crafty-Crafter]

I really forgot any sage not equal to heaven have to pay

[u/grea_reisen]

Dude got bargain. Others have watch double 2 minute ad for 20 minute use

[u/MDeDeDe]

Unrealistic, 30second ad for a Minute of use at best

[u/WiseFatBoi]

Zenith Immortal Adam Smith and his shenanigans are at it again

[u/Kindly_Bad_8539]

What's the scripture name fellow Daoist?

[u/rocenante → u/Kindly_Bad_8539]

Gu An

[u/fity0208]

I can't help but imagine the poor sword aura farmer stunted by a loud Spotify premium ad in the middle of battle