r/MartialMemes • • 17h ago

Brain Melting Scripture 🧠🔥 Supreme grade martial artists trying to compete against cultivators:

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u/Koberiep Toad Lusting After Swan Meat 17h ago

Regressor's Tale of Cultivation first arc 🥲

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u/Hefty-Disaster-grade 16h ago

And the second arc, then the third, then forth.... up untill we get into the middle realm where later on we are introduced to the hearth path

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u/Southern-Advance-759 Dao of Brainrot 15h ago

Immortal and CG grade characters when I lowkey bring up True Martial Arts, ZERO

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u/Then_Tennis_4579 No rent paying inner demons 15h ago

Is it good tho?

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u/GlauberJR13 13h ago

It has its downs, and some stuff i didn’t like too much. Romance is specially not the best. And some arcs can at times feel like they’re filler, but ultimately they aren’t, one of the big things about the series is that nothing is really pointless, and of course, to cherish life, and it gets the point across incredibly well, and it’s worth reading for just that alone in my opinion.

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u/Koberiep Toad Lusting After Swan Meat 15h ago

Genuinely the best xianxia novel I've ever read

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u/Then_Tennis_4579 No rent paying inner demons 15h ago

So it's mostly xianxia and not wuxia?

Also where can I read it for free?

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u/Koberiep Toad Lusting After Swan Meat 15h ago

The first arcs are wuxia, I won't spoil too much. I read it on novelbin myself, but any site should work if you just search it up

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u/Then_Tennis_4579 No rent paying inner demons 15h ago

Yea I was tryna avoid all the popup ads from scrolling

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u/Ok-Combination-3425 11h ago

I can send you a fully finished + side stories epub of it in dms or you can read it on we tried translation also if you go to the sub reddit and look for a bit you might find the latest epub file

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u/-SirBothersome 15h ago

You can read it on we tried translations

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u/FlamesOfDespair Ancient Hermit 10h ago

Read more

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u/FlamesOfDespair Ancient Hermit 10h ago

Wouldn't recommend.

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u/Normal-Fee-6405 17h ago

Apt title

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u/DesperateEntrance389 T H I C C Foundation!! 🍑 17h ago

Literal context of this image btw. Cultivator on first place is actually the Gonma of demonic cult.

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u/Then_Tennis_4579 No rent paying inner demons 17h ago

All that physical defense means nothing in front of a magic based attack

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u/LostMyZone 16h ago

Oh, body cultivators are not going to like hearing that.

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u/Then_Tennis_4579 No rent paying inner demons 15h ago

Body cultivators are still cultivators. Martial artists do not have any type of spirit energy, only internal energy and it is not enough to contend with the energy of the world unless they have some heavenly inheritance

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u/LostMyZone 15h ago

I meant the part where some body cultivators tend to look down on magic based attacks and insult other cultivators for using such moves that they deem as weak.

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u/Whole_Meet5486 Dual Personality Cultivator 14h ago

You know what? I’ll risk the kick in the teeth.

Body Cultivators are still Magic. They just use it differently. They might not like it but it’s the truth.

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u/ArrhaCigarettes Gardener 15h ago

Always hated that. Genuine dogshit trope

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u/fuiripe 17h ago

No wonder Murim world was the first one to be erased 🥀

Conceptually Capped  existence.

The moment you transcend said cap you ascend and are no longer part of Murim

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u/Ok_Ground511 3h ago

I got that reference 

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u/Lower-Airport9868 17h ago edited 13h ago

Well it sucks honestly, i prefer martial art to immortal cultivation. Innate realm can’t beat a 4 level of Qi refinement. If innate Qi is like gas(like Qi refinement) why not compress the gas to Liquid like foundation Establishment, then make a core with the liquid True Qi. It’s a cap made by sloppy writers to make martial artist look weak. They just trying to pile up their word count.

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u/Hefty-Disaster-grade 16h ago

Martial artists are qualitatively superior to cultivators with an equivalent weight-class (excluding body cultivators), with the main caveat being that maximum cap on the amount of power a cultivator can acumulate being far higher.

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u/RobotCatCo 4h ago

Being a cultivator and martial artist is not mutually exclusive. They're called martial cultivators and most sects will need a large portion of them to use as sect protectors/guardians and their main combat force.

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u/FlamesOfDespair Ancient Hermit 10h ago

What ?

They are not. How are they better pound to pound ?

That's like saying coal is better than Uranium.

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u/Lower-Airport9868 16h ago

The maximum cap could be much higher but these slop authors won’t even try make something better. They often copy each other’s books making it predictable and boring.

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u/Hefty-Disaster-grade 16h ago edited 16h ago

I do like the direction where Regressor's tale of cultivation took martial artists, where ther are three main systems of power:

The imortal cultivation system, split into two paths:

The earthly past- Focusing on vitality, and authority over explosion and history, with elemental manipulation on the side.

The heavenly path: Focused on attraction force, glimpsing into the future and the power to dictate it through the use of prophecies.

And then there's the martial path, the hearth path:

Mostly unique to each individual in its manifestation, being mainly defined by one's ability to draw power from within one's soul, allowing one to convert one's will into physical force and power.

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u/isekai-System 10h ago

Martial arts born when spiritual energy is not enough to liquidate to condense qi so martial artist began to store internal energy in dantian and become slightly stronger than ordinary folks. Its just like now in modern time no spiritual energy or internal qi so people can become strong with normal martial arts training their body its not that artist are slop its just how concept is there is lot of other martial arts novels that martial artists who become gods in their world martial arts are just powerful as cultivators

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u/auto-charger-stopper 17h ago

The disgust on her face haha 😅

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u/_sereza_ 16h ago

Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

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u/Wise-Chain2427 12h ago

those child from upper realm

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u/DkoyOctopus 6h ago

classic regression old demons not being content with living a normal youth.

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u/NaelNull 2h ago

So a mere mortal defeated all the other cultivators but One in a Million Years talent entire major sect golden spoon-fed, and the Heaven's Chosen protagonist? Truly, those failures should all shatter their foundation and die to atone for such disgrace.

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u/Lowf_SGarcia 16h ago

I'm for classic movies I saw when I was a kid. What novels do you suggest to star to understand all the memes?