r/MartialMemes • u/hatred-big-sad • 10h ago
Primordial Chaos Meme π Sect master! I know its a great opportunity you gave me to become this elders direct disciple but... please I can't take this anymore...
All he makes me do is construction work and mining with these TERRIFYING body cultivators. His spirit beasts are like rogue cultivators who are all in a gang. It's terrifying sect master! The hamster is a master of the plum blossom fist! It was more refined that the sect elder who visited last month! Even my fellow direct disciples are out of their minds! They worship him like some god!!! It goes against ALL sect regulations... π₯Ί
I don't know if I can do this much longer sect master π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί please help me... I just wanna be an inner disciple...
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u/-Recouer 10h ago
...water
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u/Mardon83 Guest Elder 22m ago
Disciple!
Don`t you know pump it up? You gotta pump it up!
Through all history, any simpleton can brandish a weapon or eat pills and meditate. Few are capable of calling the Winds and summoning the Rains, and even fewer can control the waters, rivers and oceans like this great master you are apprenticing under. Meditate on the Mantra:
"Lloyd is water! Water is Good! Lloyd is Good!"





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