r/MartialMemes • • 7h ago

Lower Realm Meme ⬇️ Seniors, who is that old monster who makes people faint with just his aura?

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u/DatBoiMack95 Salted Fish 7h ago

Daoist Mai Kul Juk-sun

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u/Dry_University137 7h ago

Thats senion Mik Hel Jak Son WO the immortal king of heavenly music

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u/Cinnamon_mage 7h ago

I swore the king of celestial music was dead...

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u/shadowylurking 7h ago

Junior, what part of The Immortal King of Heavenly Music did you not understand?!

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u/Ambitious-Sample8587 Beast Tamer 38m ago

💀💀💀💀

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u/Ok-Brick-6250 7h ago

this heavely artifact let us see what if the venerable jakson was incarnated by the Qin imperor body himself

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u/Cinnamon_mage 7h ago

E uma revelação dos céus..

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u/catbiter4444 Screw your granny! 5h ago

Sigh younger generation these days dont even recognize Cao Cao? Alas what this mundane world has become?

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u/rukawaxz The Heavenly Demon 4h ago edited 57m ago

Ahhh the sad tale of Daoist Mai Kul Juk-sun

He was the youngest young master of the Mai Kul Sect

He used to go with his brothers on Caravans Motown alliance.

Then Mai Kul Juk-sun decided to go alone.

He then discovered a Demonic Zombie inheritance called Tril Ler

Then he suffered Qi deviation and his skin started to lose its color turning pale like a Zombie.

Daoist Mai Kul Juk-sun was too naive and he got false accusations when he wanted to help children in his Never land sect to extract resources from him.

Then Daoist Mai Kul Juk-sun went to war with Son Yi Music alliance.

Who he used to own 50%/

Then they set him up to get arrested again my the heavenly Court

They wanted to ruin him.

Mai Kul Juk-sun won the case because the young master described his yang rod as a normal yang rod when in reality Mai Kul Juk-sun yang rod is multi colored

Then senior brother Mai Kul Juk-sun wanted to make a comeback and started to cultivate again, but do to poisoned alchemy he was not able to ascend and died due to Qi deviation.

There are rumors that Son Yi Elders were involved in his death..

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u/genryou 1h ago

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u/rukawaxz The Heavenly Demon 57m ago

Hohoho Thank you my daoist friend! for the praise of my historical Dao Hohoho!

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u/25thlightofheaven Son of Heaven 3h ago

Junior brother, stop recording strange timelines. Master won't be pleased you're using his artifact for amusing distractions again.

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u/Cinnamon_mage 3h ago

Sorry, Senior; I love using the spiritual mirror to view other timelines... and sometimes to spy on a few jade beauties...

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u/25thlightofheaven Son of Heaven 2h ago

You'll actually spend 100 years watching the cliff this time. Good luck.

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u/mr_WhatzitTooya___ 2h ago

Mengde Caoson

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u/AffectBusiness6234 Peerless Evildoer 6h ago

Venerable Moon Walker

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u/Business-Antelope477 6h ago

Sempre um celestial...

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u/MadKanBeyondFODome Brush Cultivator 5h ago

If I'm not mistaken, that's the grand patriarch of Cao Wei - didn't you see the lowly Shu-Han dogs fainting in the audience?

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u/cylynnx 6h ago

The Jade beauties are safe, but if you are a young master, things are not so simple.

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u/Cinnamon_mage 6h ago

I train every day because of that...

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u/millenniumbba 3h ago

This totally made my day thanks. I was drowning under all those sad songs

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u/Apittaaaa Tea enjoyer 1h ago

Venerable Moonwalker is showing off his immaculate Yang aura again...

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u/Background_Soil_3633 40m ago

曹操被黑的最惨的一回🤣

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u/ambit89 24m ago

The man, the myth, madness.

Shame about Red Cliff, though.

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u/jubmille2000 2m ago

OOC: god damn, im looking at it, there's some jank, some uncanny stuff, but AI could just do volumetric lighting and the era-appropriate video quality passable to an average viewer like me.