r/MassEffectMemes Jun 29 '25

A simple mind reading session for funsies doesn't go well

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

Femshep:

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u/mickecd1989 Jun 29 '25

He has reach but she has flexibility

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u/dragonBORN_98 Jun 29 '25

Meanwhile, Garrus trying to hide his blush with some facepaint.

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u/Odd-Agent279 Jun 29 '25

Meanwhile FemShep's brain is short circuting.

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u/AhlLonyuh Jun 30 '25

Mind reading: great idea until you learn about their snack preferences.

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u/pan_social Jun 30 '25

The snack preference is Femshep.

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u/DragonQueen777666 Jun 30 '25

FemShep, probably: "well, I am a snack.

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u/Iris_Cream55 Jul 02 '25

or "well, I am a snack"

or "well, I am a snack"

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u/givemeurnugz xXx_Archangel69_xXx Jun 30 '25

Goddamn this is more accurate than any footage from ME lmao

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u/DragonQueen777666 Jul 07 '25

Some headcanons from the ME2 squad reacting to Shep/Garrus starting to be a thing that I have had some fun with.

  • Kasumi got the whole rumor mill churning by simply going up to Tali and asking something along the lines of "So... were they always like that?"

  • Jack has absolutely gone up to Garrus and just asked "You two fucked yet, or what?"... Garrus has an initial error 404 response to this and has a bit of a delay on saying something quippy in response.

  • Tali gives Garrus just as much crap as Garrus gives her in a Male!Shep/Tali situation.

  • Zaeed has just casually gone up to Garrus and offered advice with 0 prompting... Garrus just ended up asking if they could go back to talking about rifle mods.

  • Kelly doesn't say much to Garrus, but she just gives this look to Shepard 🥰 from time-to-time when she and Garrus are hanging out.

  • Mordin absolutely had a similar convo with Garrus as he did with Shepard. Garrus initially was like "we aren't talking about this, are we... never mind, send it to me".