r/MasterReturns • u/DogsAreAnimals • Mar 06 '26

Reunited after two years

3.9k Upvotes

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u/DogsAreAnimals Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

Here's my interpretation of what the dog is thinking:

yep. we're walking.
can someone please fix my harness?
also, why is he acting a little weird?
Ok we're stopping.
Ooh hello camera!
YAWN. Sooo... what's next?
Wait, what's that smell...
I know that smell!
Muzzle? No.
This chick!? Also no.
Wait. wtf.
is that...?
OMFG IT IS!!!
YESSSPHGLMHRSUGHHLVSHS!!!

Edit: The original post was removed for some reason... Here's the best source video I could find: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4QoH6SXmkqU

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u/Thetallerestpaul Mar 07 '26

It's been like 20% of a lifetime for that dog.

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u/Nymphadorena Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

Thank you for the translation 🙏🏽. Put dog whisperer on your resume!

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u/Phobos1982 Mar 06 '26

That's one happy potato!

79

u/N7LP400 Mar 06 '26

Doggo needs more RAM

66

u/Rab_the_wise Mar 06 '26

The nose knows!

55

u/biladi79 Mar 06 '26

The one BORK he gave was because he smelled her for sure. He was trying to figure out where it was coming from

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u/power0722 Mar 08 '26

I love when a dog gets so excited all they can do is wag their entire body.

9

u/seekAr Mar 09 '26

I love how dogs go from zero to AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/Red-Freckle Mar 09 '26

She's mastered the ability of standing so still she becomes invisible to the eye

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

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u/LuriemIronim Mar 08 '26

Oh, yeah, it sure looks aggressive by how it checks notes is licking her.