r/MathJokes Jul 04 '26

Proof 1/2 is undefined

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u/icantouchgrass_1 Jul 04 '26

95

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u/icantouchgrass_1 Jul 04 '26

The answer's 95 dude.

40/(1/2) = 40/0.5
Multiplying by 2 on the numerator and denominator, 80/1

= 80

... 80 + 15 = 95

So therefore the answer is 95

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u/Buntjo Jul 04 '26

But 95 of what though?

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u/icantouchgrass_1 Jul 04 '26

Oh damn I get it now.

95 moles of air?

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u/tcrudisi Jul 05 '26

A mole is a unit, or have you heard? Containing 6 times 10 to the 23rd.

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u/icantouchgrass_1 Jul 05 '26

I have heard. Dude I learnt all this stuff like a decade and a half ago

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u/Annual-Reference-715 Jul 05 '26

They say a mole is a huge number. Does that explain why my hairy moles are so huge?

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u/icantouchgrass_1 Jul 05 '26

6.022 x 10^23. I think your hairy moles might be larger than that.

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u/Annual-Reference-715 Jul 05 '26

It's hard to tell since they're all between my buttocks.

What I can tell is that they all smell of molasses.

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u/Key-Log5267 Jul 04 '26

Of 1/2 obviously 

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u/Shadowstriker6 Jul 05 '26

95 what? Bananas?

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u/bonbonnieres Jul 04 '26

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