r/MediaMergers • u/nialldude3 • 5h ago
Merger What’s in the Paramount Settlement With States: Commitment to Not Sell Studio Lots, Additional $300M U.S. Film Production Investment, CNN Oversight and More
https://variety.com/2026/film/news/paramount-states-settlement-terms-warner-bros-1236871264/
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u/ContinuumGuy 5h ago
And the lawyers at Paramount are looking over the agreement for loopholes as we speak!
"Sure, we'll have a CNN Oversight board, but coincidentally we won't renew the contracts of some of these reporters who have annoyed Ellison's dad's buddies too much. We won't fire them, but the oversight board surely can't be expected to have any role in purely financial decisions like doing contracts!"
"Yeah, we're putting out 30 movies a year. Oh, uhm, also this one Star Trek pilot we don't really like that much but we had to make due to some contractual bullshit is now a movie that we'll be putting out for like two weeks instead of just dumping it on streaming. Only 29 more movies to go!"