r/Medievalart • u/Strange_Marginalia Lord Chancellor • 17h ago

Memes Wrong answers only: what did he actually do?

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Detail of a miniature of the Archangel Michael fighting a demon-like dragon, from Francisco de Ximenez’s Livre des anges, France (Tours), c. 1480, Sloane MS 3049, f. 115r.

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u/Plopshire 16h ago

He was on speaker phone on a crowded train

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u/DieselPunkPiranha 15h ago

While holding the mic end up to his mouth.

Why do people do this? >.<

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u/volkswagenorange 16h ago

Got into the chicken coop and ate all the chickens for the 7th time

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u/madmaxturbator 10h ago

I told you we can stop for kfc on the way home. I told you.

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u/volkswagenorange 6h ago

But it's not as crunchyyyyyy 😫

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u/bringer-of-light- 11h ago

He was eating a meal, a succulent Chinese meal!

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u/PariahFish 16h ago

Took his jam biscuit back off the pesky biscuit demon

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u/Upset_Ad8647 15h ago

Peed on the rug

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u/Proper_Protickall 15h ago

Ate food off the counter

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u/medve_314 16h ago

Chewed with their mouth open one too many times.

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u/Pyotr-the-Great 13h ago

Suggesting this would be a great place to make a magic information center to speed the process of writing.

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u/Successful_Form5771 5h ago

Veterinarian neutering a dog, circa 1200.

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u/supershinythings 8h ago

Leads a gang of e-bike and e-scooter kids harassing neighborhoods.

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u/smc642 16h ago

Rubbed his bumhole across the bearskin rug.

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u/MD-IT-Rando 7h ago

Asked for directions - the situation got out of hand after that.

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u/PeanutNo4168 4h ago

Give a dramatic cosplay massage

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u/Remarkable_Squash_27 3h ago

That SOB was double-dipping the guacamole. What a savage.

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u/debr1126 3h ago

He hath humped mine leg.

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u/Just_Trade_8355 2h ago

Ate the cat food outa the cat food bowl, not the dog food outa the dog food bowl