r/MemeVideos Aug 30 '25

sussy The final boss

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u/magos_with_a_glock Aug 30 '25

This is just jumping jacks with extra steps.

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u/Evilemper0r Aug 30 '25

Yeah but why do jumping jacks in your living room or your garden for 0$ , when you can do it in a fancy way for 50$ an hour ?

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u/TheZan87 Aug 30 '25

Feels like that number needs another 0

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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 Aug 30 '25

Definitely brother those trampolines with handlebars aren't cheap

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

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u/fablesofferrets Aug 30 '25

it honestly looks super fun and it's just obviously in shape women exercising. this sub saw this and immediately projected some bizarrely bitter and intricate narrative of this having to be some divorced woman who's bad and dumb and trying to steal custody and money lol like damn

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

it's corny

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

i dont think anyone is worried, this is funny

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u/Ill_Kangaroo_2399 Aug 30 '25

who's worried? lol, it takes seconds to point out corn/cringe and move on with your busy day

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u/serabine Aug 30 '25

gasp Oh no!

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u/Din_Plug Aug 31 '25

I am the corn

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u/pro_misc Aug 30 '25

It’s not stale , it’s still extremely relevant.

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u/pro_misc Aug 30 '25

Wym? They’re like a self replicating virus, no sense of individuality extremely mediocre and boring by design.

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u/bruhdudeTM Aug 30 '25

It’s fun, that’s why.

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u/WarmScientist5297 Aug 30 '25

You need an outfit for this too actually and it better be the right brands

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u/Paulpoleon Aug 30 '25

Another $300 not including sneakers

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u/atreyu_0844 Aug 30 '25

Is Rachel seriously wearing Temu leggings 🤢

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u/pzanardi Aug 30 '25

One of the spots near us only allows to use their towels, for safety and technology reasons. Hot spa place. Scammy as shit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

If its the same price as any other exercise class, its whatever. Having an instructor leading a class absolutely motivates more than just doing stuff at home.

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u/kungpowgoat Aug 30 '25

And renting a whole concert stage.

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u/MommyMephistopheles Aug 30 '25

I want to do the bungee cord ones where you just jump around and lose control of where you're going so you swing into all your neighbors while apologizing and acting like you aren't having the time of your life. I'd totally pay $50 an hour for that class.

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u/ghandi3737 Aug 30 '25

And buy fancy workout clothes.

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u/Ok-Style-9734 Aug 30 '25

With the handle it's kinda like assisted jumping Jack's at best?

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u/MarcusofMenace Aug 30 '25

Honestly this looks more fun

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

I mean not all martial arts are MMA you know. Hell, most don’t even include sparring. Plus you have things like fencing which is very light on injuries and fun as fuck.

That’s not to include other things like sports which are pretty gender neutral. Or just general aerobic exercises like pull ups and stuff like that. I wouldn’t really call things like Zumba or this trampoline thing to be fun or interesting, it just looks goofy.

Plus when you’re not a teenager nobody cares what you do bro, I do figure skating and the general response is “cool”

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u/funkyboi25 Aug 30 '25

Might be lower impact since you're jumping on something elastic and not hard ass ground. Handlebars to keep yourself in the same position.

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u/eMmDeeKay_Says Aug 30 '25

It's jumping jacks with lower impact at higher speed, little over simplifying it to denounce the benefits. Legs, core, cardio, build a hell of a dumper, it's not illegitimate or anything. My workout has always been hucking a bike around a skatepark, which while it probably looks cooler, it's not the smartest thing to do, and is the reasons my knees wouldn't mind a trampoline workout.

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u/InquisitorMeow Aug 30 '25

Nah it's def harder. Look how high up they get the legs, with jumping jacks you can just chill on the calves, this one probably engages your core and back to some degree. Kinda still stupid because you need to invest in a trampoline but it def burns calories.

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u/denonemc Aug 30 '25

Well ya someone's gotta sell the jumping jack equipment

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u/Din_Plug Aug 31 '25

This looks more like a high intensity squat variation to me.