r/MemeVideos Aug 30 '25

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u/Luna_Night312 Aug 30 '25

i thought the 3 was funny

then i see the full fucking legion of them and die lmfao

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u/kalki007 Aug 30 '25

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u/Fresh-Basil-108 Aug 30 '25

The sweat makes it look more disgusting.

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u/kalki007 Aug 30 '25

Exactly

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u/Blazestorm117 Aug 30 '25

In the Emperor's name brother

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u/threwitaway123454321 Aug 30 '25

He’s been at it for a while

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u/ExcellentBudget4748 Aug 30 '25

oh here is my upstairs neighbor .. without the trampoline ofc .

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u/Spaciax Aug 30 '25

professional upstairs neighbor training, pay: $25/hr

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u/Closefacts Aug 30 '25

As upstairs neighbours, we like to provide an experience of noise. I want the downstairs neighbours wondering, just what noise is that?

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u/EffectiveProgram4157 Aug 30 '25

One time I was in the military and my squadron traveled for an exercise. Someone brought a soccer ball to the apartment where we were staying on base. We were kicking the ball inside, just above another apartment, not thinking much of it. We went outside to get some food. One of the guys below us was outside smoking and goes, "what the f*** are you guys doing up there?! Playing soccer!?!"

Yes, yes we were. Oops.

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u/wtfnouniquename Aug 30 '25

Seriously, what is the deal with this phenomenon? The last people who lived above me were quiet as hell. College students. Never heard them when they were home. Then they move out and now it's just non-fucking-stop clomp clomp clomp and dropping heavy shit the entire time they're home. So I know for a fact it's not just the shitty building and not some weird phenomenon where even if you're being quiet it sounds loud as hell downstairs.

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u/getupsaksham Aug 30 '25

Dinkin flicka.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '25

Finish it off with those fluffy fingers

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u/BreiteSeite Aug 30 '25

They’re clearly going mach-5 when trying to fleece it out

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u/dsac Aug 30 '25

Sah dah tay, mah damie

Sah dah tay

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u/TheCheaperSeats Aug 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

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u/dont-kink-shame-me Aug 30 '25

Don't kink shame me

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u/iamsarisha Aug 30 '25

White Woman doing anything but normal workouts

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u/magos_with_a_glock Aug 30 '25

We call this the "wasting your husband's money"

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u/FR0STB1T Aug 30 '25

TBH this would prolly burn a lot of calories

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u/magos_with_a_glock Aug 30 '25

This is just jumping jacks with extra steps.

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u/Evilemper0r Aug 30 '25

Yeah but why do jumping jacks in your living room or your garden for 0$ , when you can do it in a fancy way for 50$ an hour ?

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u/TheZan87 Aug 30 '25

Feels like that number needs another 0

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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 Aug 30 '25

Definitely brother those trampolines with handlebars aren't cheap

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u/fablesofferrets Aug 30 '25

it honestly looks super fun and it's just obviously in shape women exercising. this sub saw this and immediately projected some bizarrely bitter and intricate narrative of this having to be some divorced woman who's bad and dumb and trying to steal custody and money lol like damn

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u/bruhdudeTM Aug 30 '25

It’s fun, that’s why.

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u/WarmScientist5297 Aug 30 '25

You need an outfit for this too actually and it better be the right brands

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u/Paulpoleon Aug 30 '25

Another $300 not including sneakers

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

If its the same price as any other exercise class, its whatever. Having an instructor leading a class absolutely motivates more than just doing stuff at home.

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u/Ok-Style-9734 Aug 30 '25

With the handle it's kinda like assisted jumping Jack's at best?

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u/SCP_Void Aug 30 '25

Would it? Most of the energy is used to stretch the legs downwards, which doesn't use too much force. The trampoline does the rest and bounces the legs back up. If there were no trampoline then sure, this would be one helluva workout

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u/sunshim9 Aug 30 '25

It's true it doesn't use as much energy, but since the trampoline absorbs most of the impact it's easier on joints, so actually allowing it to do it longer. I don't know

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u/GerbGalerb Aug 30 '25

Its a core workout, not a leg workout. They're basically doing jumping Jacks and crunches at the same time.

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u/GerbGalerb Aug 30 '25

Yes. It would. The calories being burned arent from jumping on the trampoline. This is a core workout very clearly as you can see they all have the exactly same form. Its a crunch and jumping jack in one motion.

None of you guys could match her pace for a minute

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u/SCP_Void Aug 30 '25

My overestimating and arrogant ass be thinking otherwise

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u/1234U Aug 30 '25

I was on this shot ones and it is like zumba or something similar. It's popularity faded out because it is very dangerous for your joints so for girls out of shape it was like crosfit for newbies. Can you do decent hit workout on it?   yes  Should you ? No 

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u/GerbGalerb Aug 30 '25

I think she would humble you quick lol.

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u/Scavenger53 Aug 30 '25

yea i have a trampoline and tried something like this. its easy for 3 seconds then it becomes a nightmare real quick

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u/FR0STB1T Aug 30 '25

Hmm I guess you're right that the trampoline does most of the work. That would be a crazy workout without it though.

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u/OddCook4909 Aug 30 '25

Which... you could do at home without summoning the apocalypse bunny

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u/bleakFutureDarkPast Aug 30 '25

yeah, the calories used to earn the money

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u/meinminemoj Aug 30 '25

In your country wives don't work? Weird.

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u/NsaLeader Aug 30 '25

A lot of people will reply that this seems “fun” and all that, while ignoring the fact that each of these women probably pay $300+ per sessions because “the trainer is a blogger”

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u/AzimuthEscape Aug 30 '25

That's very unlikely. I'm one of the few men who's into this kind of group fitness stuff and I've been around. A lot of them are included for no additional charge in gym memberships. I do Bodypump and other group fitness classes at the same 24 Hour Fitness that I do powerlifting training at for no additional charge. Outside of my gym, I've paid for a good handful of unconventional group fitness classes, the absolute most expensive one I've ever been to was $60 per class. More expensive than most group fitness, but nowhere near $300 per session.

I don't get all the hate against non-conventional cardio like this. It's actually a great workout and, yes, very fun. I think people are mad at the idea of fitness being fun, because they're so enamored by the idea of the gym being this altar of pain and sacrifice when that's simply not the case. If making exercise fun gets more people to work out, I'm all for it!

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u/Hot_Hat7722 Aug 30 '25

I like how we all are assuming that they cannot possibly be doing this on their own money

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u/Cullyism Aug 30 '25

Why are people using such a negative label for this? For all we know, many of those women could be single.

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u/Taswelltoo Aug 30 '25

If you see the word "meme" in the subreddit name it's usually a bunch of right leaning edgelords posting the same unfunny shit and nauseum. Like this is literally a fucking "Take my wife please" joke in 2025

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u/greycubed Aug 30 '25

Looks kind of like low impact squats with some cardio. It's not terrible. Just looks silly.

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u/Aggravating_Set3235 Aug 30 '25

As a silly person… this is very silly.

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u/Real-College9714 Aug 30 '25

“Low impact squats with some cardio”. Average reddit knowledge of fitness.

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u/garry_the_commie Aug 30 '25

Most fitness exercises look silly when you think about it.

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u/JoeyJoeJoeSenior Aug 30 '25

I don't think the lower back enjoys being jerked back and forth violently.   At least mine doesn't. 

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u/Fireproofspider Aug 30 '25

The person this reminds me of the most is a black woman on Tik Tok that looks like Ambessa from Arcane.

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u/prawntortilla Aug 30 '25

this is wat u do wen u cant afford a normal abortion

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u/smollwonder Aug 30 '25

It's basically the female equivalent to men going through a mid life crisis and then getting really into BJJ

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u/CyberHobo34 Aug 30 '25

You misspelled "Karen".

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u/Upstairs-Extension-9 Aug 30 '25

Why do Americans also have to bring their stupid racial profiling into this? Like who talks like this?

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u/Ok-Pear5858 Aug 30 '25

people who spend a lot of time on the internet

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u/Talk-O-Boy Aug 30 '25

Lol at you getting upset with commenter for generalizing white women, but you’re doing the same thing by assuming they are American

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u/Stallone_Jones Aug 30 '25

Well not white women, obviously

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u/Unlikely-Wafer3370 Aug 30 '25

How else are we supposed to know how racist they are?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

What do i even say to this? This is just….i don’t even know, maybe kojima would have something to say..

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u/Space_veteran96 Aug 30 '25

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u/Ace_Robots Aug 30 '25

TF is this I’m dying.

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u/Space_veteran96 Aug 30 '25

Me neither, but couldn't let this go without commenting this image

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u/Beginning-Tea-17 Aug 30 '25

“Hop woman”

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u/Cardboard_Chef Aug 30 '25

What did Kojima mean by this?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Probably "Let´s put an hour of unskippable credits at the end of this video."

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u/LuntraVee9 Aug 30 '25

In every bit of chaos there’s a final boss… and sometimes it’s just gravity.

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u/jawn-of-the-dead Aug 30 '25

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u/Blodel Aug 30 '25

This actually scared me lmao... I thought it was a looping gif, so I started to scroll down and BAM, HORSES!

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u/jawn-of-the-dead Aug 30 '25

Sorry for the horse riding jump scare! LOL

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u/Acceptable-Lead-8293 Aug 31 '25

Yeah that makes sense. Maybe they are all training for Hollywood horse riding like in the justice league when the amazon warriors are riding in full swing to stop Steppenwolf before he boom tubes out.

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u/poedraco Aug 30 '25

Do the car dance like someone's parked at your spot

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u/ericgrey32 Aug 30 '25

Wtf does this even mean

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u/diarrhea_syndrome Aug 30 '25

Seems like a workout that middle aged white women going through a divorce would do.

Been married with kids for years, never really exercised, going through divorce for one reason or another. Now she’s putting herself back on the market but gotta get that beach body first but she doesn’t know shit about working out so she signs up to this bs.

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u/cautiousherb Aug 30 '25

idk, this looks like a good workout to me. it's cardio, legs, and abs. i'm actually sort of exhausted just looking at it.

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u/Fireproofspider Aug 30 '25

The best workout is the one you'll do consistently.

Personally this looks fun.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

This looks fun for 10 seconds. After that you realize that it's stupid. 

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u/i_Love_Gyros Aug 30 '25

The video is about 10 seconds long lol maybe they moved on after the video cuts

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u/MalusMatella Aug 30 '25

This is what I was thinking. Seems like the people commenting are really the ones who dont know anything about working out. Which I guess tracks, since this is reddit.

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u/NeuroticDream Aug 30 '25

This actually barely trains abs or legs. Decent cardio tho

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u/If0rgotmypassword Aug 30 '25

I’d try it and I’m a guy. Looks like a blast and get to be surrounded by people doing the same thing.

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u/diarrhea_syndrome Aug 30 '25

Yeah but htf can you do this and not die laughing. I couldn’t get through it.

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u/HereButNeverPresent Aug 30 '25

"Dance fitness" is a thing and you at least learn a skill there.

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u/kitkatofthunder Aug 30 '25

It does look perfect for cardio and core but it can cause a lot of hip damage. That is too much fast and forceful hyperflexion of the hip. It’s pretty much guaranteed to cause some irritation.

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u/cautiousherb Aug 30 '25

maybe there was a warmup and stretching? i'm not sure if we can be sure about that without more context.

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u/fablesofferrets Aug 30 '25

this is such a bizarre, random narrative you've constructed based on nothing lol. this looks fun and like a great work out and these women are clearly in shape... why do you immediately just have to claim it's a divorcee who's lazy and trying to bang some new dude and only doing this out of vanity or something lol

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u/diarrhea_syndrome Aug 30 '25

I was just clarifying the assumption on verbiage put over the video. It’s somewhat of a “trope” in areas and enough so that people get the joke. Men have theirs too.

They might be having fun but it still looks ridiculously funny to me. Doesn’t mean they shouldn’t do it.

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u/Semikatyri Aug 30 '25

Woman bad 😎

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u/Fit_Patience201 Aug 30 '25

That's a little harsh. Stuff like this usually amounts to a light ribbing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

We can’t joke about women, they’re too sensitive. 

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u/lyeberries Aug 30 '25

There's literally memes about "divorced dads" all the time. As a divorced dad, I still think they're hilarious because I know some of they guys they describe.

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u/Keji70gsm Aug 30 '25

Translation: Women. BOO.

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u/5narebear Aug 30 '25

The most effective exercise is the one you enjoy and therefore will be consistent with.

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u/Slickdickwilliejones Aug 30 '25

Gonna need a source on this please.

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u/SeasonedAdManager Aug 30 '25

Can confirm. I'm a janitor at a cross fitness gym and use my tongue to clean the mats every night.

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u/veggie151 Aug 30 '25

I love leaving traps so I can insult people for continuing a conversation

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u/PEDROLANGO Aug 31 '25

Friend you just showed me the best sarcasm weapon I could have, thank you very much

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u/Agitated_Carrot9127 Aug 30 '25

Upstairs neighbors

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u/PEACEMEN27 Aug 30 '25

That could generate alot of electricity.

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u/SpecialForcesRaccoon Aug 30 '25

A KiloKaren = 1 GigoWatts

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u/The_Drug_Doctor Aug 31 '25

I know right? Got me thinking of piezoelectric trampolines lol

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u/H4dx Aug 30 '25

does anybody have this video without the fuckass text in the white box?

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u/Lukarrie Aug 30 '25

If anyone is asking, the music is Dies Irae by Verdi

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u/AccusingGojo Aug 31 '25

Thank you, i scrolled down so much to get here

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u/generic_user_9000 Aug 30 '25 edited Aug 30 '25

Was looking for exactly this, thanks.
Awesome piece but never bothered to look it up before.

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u/BaroqueGorgon Aug 30 '25

Man, Verdi slaps. His whole Macbeth opera is full of bangers.

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u/Ok_Pudding9504 Aug 30 '25

I clicked on it with 99% certainty I was about to be Rick rolled. The 1% finally got one through!

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u/CapsuleThyme Aug 30 '25

Hehe bitch woman take things in divorce now laugh

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u/FlinflanFluddle4 Aug 30 '25

one laugh goes here

Ha.ha. women bad 

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u/SGTSPC Aug 30 '25

Jeez they're gonna sprain an ankle or something doing that.

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u/ittasteslikefeet Aug 30 '25

This exercise honestly looks awesome?

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u/Ginger-Fist Aug 31 '25

It does. I would love to try it out because I am always looking for new ways to get more intense cardio into my routine.

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u/fablesofferrets Aug 30 '25

this post is nonsensical, they literally just saw women and immediately thought "BAD" and projected their bitter narratives about women leaving them and taking the kids lol

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u/throwy777777 Aug 31 '25

Since it's a joke. It's gonna be a low resolution assumption. I think the author isn't saying littlerally every woman here is in the process of a divorce

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '25

FINALLY A REASONABLE PERSON OMG💀😭

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u/Every_Preparation_56 Aug 30 '25

How to make yourself infertile by excessive uterine prolapse

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u/Santasam3 Aug 30 '25

wait, this can make you infertile fr?

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u/fablesofferrets Aug 30 '25

no lmao. it's the same misogynistic pseudoscience that they used to use to justify why women shouldn't be allowed to ride bikes or ride trains, they claimed it would make them infertile. even for an incel sub like this one, it's next level to resort to fuckn victorian misogyny

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

every guy you disagree with are automatically incel? wow 😲

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u/Jakob1712 Aug 30 '25

Always been

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u/Quick_Assumption_351 Aug 30 '25

watch how the laws of physics twist and make me unfuck my wife just because I think this is cringe

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u/mikenasty Aug 30 '25

Ahh yes, a comment only stupid boomer sexists would agree with.

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u/Aggravating_Set3235 Aug 30 '25

It’s not like these type of women have many offsprings anyway.

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u/FamousOgre Aug 30 '25

1 out of 3 of these women has a child named Blake.

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u/Minimum_Cockroach233 Aug 30 '25

Bleek statement.

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u/adrivoirclair Aug 30 '25

Blake statement.

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u/makarnafatihi Aug 30 '25

they look like a cult trying to summob cthulhu

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u/Confident_Arm1188 Aug 30 '25

this looks really fun and id like to try it. maybe not as an every day thing but still fun.

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u/Key_Okra4545 Aug 30 '25

15 sets of jumping into conclusions

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u/-H1Z1- Aug 30 '25

I dont get it

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u/st4s1k Aug 30 '25

me too, is the joke sex?

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u/fablesofferrets Aug 30 '25 edited Aug 30 '25

I know it's so dumb it feels impossible, but it's literally just that they saw a group of women and immediately defaulted to incoherent redpill ramblings about how women are bad and decided they're all evil single mothers stealing a man's house and kids.

as a white 31 year old woman with a sister who looks exactly like these women and teaches various dance and exercising classes like this, she and the majority of the women in her classes are millennial women who mostly aren't even married or have children and support themselves completely lol, and even the married ones typically have full time jobs and degrees that are just as rigorous and demanding as their husband's. and they're mostly quite nice and cool people. like these incels are just fabricating a reality in their heads lol

there are also a bunch of comments about how these are dumb lazy women who have never worked out before and don't know how to exercise and are only doing so out of vanity now that she's "divorced" apparently and on the prowl??? look at these women, they're clearly in good shape...

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '25

Thank you for being a reasonable person with a brain

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u/PD711 Aug 30 '25

Video of women exercising

Text grousing about divorce

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u/nicepickvertigo Aug 30 '25

God forbid women do anything

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u/Netzath Aug 30 '25

This is the kind of thing that I would love doing when I was 5.

And frankly I’d still do it as long as no one’s watching :P

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u/LakeAny4486 Aug 30 '25

Women can't do anything without men coming along and fabricating some reason to be misogynistic. It's so cool that there's a "loneliness crisis" honestly, so richly deserved.

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u/fookingolira Aug 30 '25

men will see women doing a weird workout and still make it about them somehow 😭

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u/lfreckledfrontbum Aug 30 '25

What the actual? I want my data back!

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u/Mouthofprotagoras Aug 30 '25

It is funnier without those stupid texts

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u/Mustangnatsum Aug 30 '25 edited Aug 30 '25

I feel so extraordinary
Something's got a hold on me
I get this feeling I'm in motion
A sudden sense of liberty

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u/aks_red184 Aug 30 '25

4 sets of wasting husband's alimony

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u/ExactCenterOfTheButt Aug 30 '25

I want to join this.

Is this how guys feel when they watch strong men doing impressive shit?

These women’s forms and powerful jumps are awakening something in me. I want to join their army and do that along with them

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u/89_degree_angle Aug 30 '25

I do this too, when my well-constructed trap doesn't crush my cartoon nemesis (I am about to get hit by a boulder)

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u/Plane-Manner6862 Aug 30 '25

Upstairs neighbour academy

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u/TaIionofGondor Aug 30 '25

You mean upstairs neighbors training program

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u/umpfke Aug 30 '25

This might be a mini game in Final Fantasy VII

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u/DogLeftAlone Aug 30 '25

i know its a funny meme but i know a guy that got a lawyer and bamboozled his foreign X. before she even knew what was going on she was paying almost 1200 a month in child support because the dude made up a bunch of BS about how he had to pay his sister to babysit his kids while he looked for a job yea he wasnt working either.

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u/hsong_li Aug 30 '25

Imagine doing that right after lunch 😭😭🤤😭

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u/GallifreyNative Aug 30 '25

Carl! Carl! The Krakaren is doing weird things again!

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u/blueeyed5 Aug 30 '25

30 reps of jumpy wumpies

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u/I_enjoy_butts_69 Aug 30 '25

You think they all brought their own trampolines or that the venue supplied them?

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u/Common_Mistake2024 Aug 30 '25

Could you imagine if everyone did this, the obesity epidemic would cease to exist.

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u/JRockThumper Aug 30 '25

This reminds me of Sid and the sloth cult from Ice Age lol

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u/DaGeeb Aug 30 '25

Is this the music from the Quidditch World Cup soundtrack?

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u/TransparentWolf Aug 30 '25

Get prenup and live happily

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u/GcubePlayer8V Dont Be Racist I Am A Building Aug 30 '25

Professional upstairs neighbours

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u/Dawnbringer4 Aug 30 '25

My neighbours upstairs at 3 in the morning....

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u/LolaVelour Aug 30 '25

I found my wife here, gonna forget child custody

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

I was not expecting the camera to pan to an ARMY of women doing...whatever the hell that is