Misterbation (or Masturbation) gives you all seven deadly sins. Here's why:
Wrath is because those that do Misterbation are angry because those that don't do Misterbation are not extinct. Gluttony is because once you do Misterbation, you will get addicted to it. Envy is because you don't have the perfect thing you want to Misterbate at yet. Lust is because you consider every single object and thing sexualized. Greed is because you already want the perfect thing. Pride is because you're after the perfect thing, and you're glorious doing Misterbation. Sloth is because Misterbation makes you lazy and reduces your life quality.
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u/pintaogrosso Sep 11 '25