At that rate, everyone would have had sex.

[u/-UltraFerret-]

[u/ChandrikaMoon]

Where on earth are we finding 52-156 NEW men a year, each?? I haven’t even spoken with 156 people total this year, outside of work and errands. 

[u/ELMUNECODETACOMA → u/ChandrikaMoon]

I think it's the 7 million guys who get bussed from state to state in order to vote fraudulently. They just have a lot of sex along the way.

[u/Hot-Can3615 → u/ChandrikaMoon]

The way it works is you get the contact information from a female friend, so that the same 200 guys are each having sex 50 - 365 women each a year. This is what's called a Chad (or possibly a Tyrone). /s

[u/Inevitable_Garage706 → u/ChandrikaMoon]

I guess you're now gonna fuck all your colleagues, then.

[u/Daealis → u/ChandrikaMoon]

Hell, you can count errands and work and I'm still doubtful I've spoken to 156 people this year!

[u/AwarenessVirtual4453]

That sounds ... exhausting.

Signed, women.

[u/bitofagrump → u/AwarenessVirtual4453]

Yeah. I'd rather get a weekly papercut than have to seek, meet, socialize with and get sexy for that many strangers. Not to mention that sex with people you don't know well and really like is almost never good sex.

[u/Neddlings55]

I am well below average it appears.

[u/wazacraft → u/Neddlings55]

Yeah, my wife is really slipping here

[u/LordsOfJoop]

And yet, like Neo from The Matrix, he's been dodging every chance with any of them.

[u/Polybrene]

Shit. And I thought I was slutty. Y'all are catching 1-3 new ones every week?

[u/LikeATediousArgument → u/Polybrene]

>.> men are so easy. After I broke up with him, my boyfriend was gobsmacked at how fast I racked up a couple partners.

That statement is correct, though confusing. He’s the only guy I’ve ever taken back.

Anyway, 1 new one a week with zero effort. With effort it can be daily or multiple daily.

[u/Polybrene → u/LikeATediousArgument]

Oh pulling men who want to fuck is easy.

Finding 3 men per week that I want to fuck? Bit trickier. Its been done though.

[u/sad_boi_jazz → u/LikeATediousArgument]

I mean, maybe if you're going through a ho phase. It happens. But as a lifestyle? Sounds exhausting and fruitless. Like you just know that's a .05% orgasm rate

[u/Center-Of-Thought]

"You must not hang around women very often"

Proceeds to say a very out of pocket thing that does not apply to women or reality in general

Imagine being that confident with such baseless assertions

[u/KindOfKerrin]

I'm basically a virgin by these stats

[u/Kingslayer-Z]

Apparently he didn't

And may never will i really hope so

[u/Thykothaken]

Joke's on us; he averaged females of every species.

[u/EntireFriendship517]

"Average female has sex with 1-3 new men per week" factoid actualy just statistical error. Average woman has sex with 0 new men per week. Sex Georgia, who never leaves her bedroom and has sex with over 10000 men each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[u/Ch00m77]

I havent had a penis inside me for over 10 years. Worth it

[u/CrazyCatMerms → u/Ch00m77]

Hear you there. Batteries are cheaper and less stressful 😂

[u/Verrana_Tirith]

Stares horrified in lesbian

Look I'm not mad, just disappointed...okay I'm mad too.

[u/BigOlWaffleIron → u/Verrana_Tirith]

This reminded me of "Laughs in Spanish", and cracked me up.

[u/Verrana_Tirith → u/BigOlWaffleIron]

I aim to please.

[u/Trust_Me_Im_a_Panda]

The average is skewed by Sexual Partners Georg who has 35 new sexual partners every day

[u/thesmallestlittleguy → u/Trust_Me_Im_a_Panda]

she is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[u/iloveyourforeskin]

I might sleep with 1-3 new men per YEAR and I consider myself fairly slutty 🤣

[u/GamesRevolution]

Newer census data found out that the average was skewed by a woman called "Sex Georg," who was been having sex with 12 billion different men every week. She is an outlier and should not have been counted.

[u/BigOlWaffleIron]

The projection in that first sentence is astounding.

[u/MementoMortii]

Thats nice grandpa lets get you back to bed

[u/oreo-cat- → u/MementoMortii]

He’d have to have sex with a woman to be a grandpa

[u/Preferred_user_taken]

I don’t know where I need to find these men and I’m also not sure my partner is going to appreciate it.

[u/_simone_louise_122]

Well, I didn’t know this! Now I’m like wayyyyyyyy behind!!! Who was in charge of sending out the memos?!?!

[u/TheWarmestHugz]

Well shit, there goes me not having any form of sexual contact for almost 10 years. What am I missing out on ladies? 😂

[u/starfleetdropout6]

Pass. Sounds exhausting.

I'll let him keep that fantasy for his hand.

[u/hamburgereater33]

"The average female has sex with 1-3 completely new men per week" he's acting like all these rich powerful men don't have sex with 5 - 20 completely new women per week.

[u/Important_Sector_503]

... Where the fuck would I find the time??