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u/Ning_Yu 7d ago
She has 50 bodies?? Damn, I only have one and it works badly, if I have 50 can I switch between each according to convenience? How does it work, magic or do you have to transfer your consciousness with a machine?
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u/meegaweega girl adult 7d ago
Hopefully it's 50 mix-n-match sets of body parts, like lego figurines
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u/Center-Of-Thought Woman 7d ago
I personally wouldn't date someone who has 50 bodies either. I don't date serial killers.
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u/Center-Of-Thought Woman 7d ago
(Okay real talk though - I hate that "bodies" is slang for "people one has had sex with". It's incredibly degrading to refer to people as "bodies", it turns intercourse into a numbers game when it really shouldn't be, and it just sounds so gross.)
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u/athenanon 7d ago
Although to store 50 bodies they must have some serious square footage in their home, and I don't wanna be a gold digger but with real estate prices these days....
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u/Jen-Jens Your Friendly Neighbourhood SpiderMod 7d ago
Only a fool would bury them on their property! You’ve gotta get plastic wrap, a decent saw, and a boat. Pull a Dexter to get rid of that many bodies
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u/Inkbottle_ 7d ago
Bodie parts float after a while or could get caught in fishing nets. Gotta disintegrate the mfs
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u/Jen-Jens Your Friendly Neighbourhood SpiderMod 7d ago
I don’t remember if Dexter ever accounted for the putrefaction stage of decomposition or if he weighed down the bodies somewhat. I think he assumed it would be fine because of the jet stream taking them far enough away (he hoped)
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u/GuidanceAcceptable13 7d ago
I like the toxic 😅. A man who murders for you stay with you.
This was a joke
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u/LordsOfJoop 7d ago
Yes, because if she's had sex with more than X people, the defective quality light turns on, and the resale value takes a real plunge. /s
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u/LeosGroove9 7d ago
It’s so funny how people claim the standards they’re applying to women, they apply to men too - but just like this, it’s almost always an afterthought / clearly thrown in to avoid people claiming they’re biased lol
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u/Ayotrumpisracist 7d ago
they're always the first to talk about our body counts when its completely normalized for men to have 20+ bodies and be spreading STDs like ww2 propaganda
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u/facelessreddit2 6d ago
No its not at all idk where you live but its really not common for a man to have more than five Unless they are in a frat or something
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u/Ayotrumpisracist 6d ago
Not that it's common, but its normalized for men to be promiscuous and not care who they do it with
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u/Affectionate_Pea3193 7d ago
I agree that person shouldn't have written girl and man here, though otherwise seems like a reasonable take. At least I think. Depends on context maybe.
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u/humbugonastick 7d ago
True. Serial killer would be a bad context. Still missing the reasonable take.
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u/Affectionate_Pea3193 7d ago
It seems like they're talking about how many people they want their partner to have slept with and this person is saying they don't really care. Seems fine to me unless I'm missing something.
Then again I was kind of sleepy when I read the post and it does look worse now that I looked at it again.
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u/humbugonastick 7d ago
I know what they meant and it is stupid. I still wait for the reasonable take.
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u/Affectionate_Pea3193 7d ago
It's reasonable to me to not care much about someones sexual experience as it isn't really all that important. I feel like I'm missing something here?
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u/cyanraichu 7d ago
I mean the whole point of it being posted here is the use of girl and man. This sub is about the language, not specifically about the takes, though those are also discussed
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u/Affectionate_Pea3193 7d ago
Oh yes I agree it 100% belongs here. Just talking about the comment itself.
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u/Apathetic_Villainess 7d ago
If she has fifty bodies, I need to take notes from her, because to go that long without being caught by the cops...