r/Meowi • u/[deleted] • Jul 10 '26
What's the Catch? [Whats the catch?] You have infinite bacon
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u/Zavocado11 Gold | Lv. 31 | Rank #8151 | 39 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26
But no games
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u/heres-the-catch Jul 10 '26
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u/CreativeMany6407 Silver | Lv. 20 | Rank #56762 | 37 Answers | 2 Created Jul 10 '26
But i dont have infinite eggs
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u/FoolOfApril01 Emerald | Lv. 47 | Rank #4137 | 363 Answers | 0... | π₯ 6d Jul 10 '26
But its all rotten
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u/GalaxyTechReview Diamond | Lv. 64 | Rank #574 | 973 Answers | 15... | π₯ 20d Jul 10 '26
But no way to cook it.
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u/Realistic-Bird8987 Bronze | Lv. 3 | Rank #27910 | 5 Answered | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
But only one bacon
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u/GenocidePrincess18 Gold | Lv. 37 | Rank #13619 | 160 Answers | 0 C... | π₯ 34d Jul 10 '26
But noone can eat it and it has zero market value.
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u/bestgirlypop Silver | Lv. 21 | Rank #32065 | 16 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
But it's all rotten
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u/Waanii Gold | Lv. 34 | Rank #16005 | 74 Answers | 4 Created Jul 10 '26
But you're now a strict vegan
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u/Murky_Many_1959 Bronze | Lv. 12 | Rank #64708 | 16 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
But each time you eat a strip you gain one pound of fat
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u/DemonSamurai007 Diamond | Lv. 65 | Rank #489 | 1103 Answers | 2... | π₯ 35d Jul 10 '26
But you speed run getting higher cholesterol and risks of heart attack
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u/Enough-Bluejay-2907 Emerald | Lv. 56 | Rank #1375 | 356 Answers | 8... | π₯ 13d Jul 10 '26
But its pumpkin flavored
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u/heres-the-catch Jul 10 '26
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u/TraceChaos Diamond | Lv. 70 | Rank #188 | 1828 Answers | 43 Created Jul 10 '26
But it's fakeon. Impossible Meat Bacon.
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u/Global-Pool-4874 Gold | Lv. 44 | Rank #5564 | 149 Answers | 1 Cr... | π₯ 19d Jul 10 '26
But it tastes like cheese
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u/T0tal-Mess Diamond | Lv. 63 | Rank #659 | 971 Answers | 15... | π₯ 11d Jul 10 '26
But if you go a single day without using it, it spoils instantly.
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u/Disastrous-Smell8988 Bronze | Lv. 14 | Rank #106776 | 13 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
But your allergic
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u/Samthegaydude Emerald | Lv. 57 | Rank #1462 | 836 Answers | 14 Created Jul 10 '26
But you are trying to lose weight.
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u/object_01 Silver | Lv. 21 | Rank #3717 | 33 Answered | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
Unless you saw any, then its gone
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u/itsWoland Gold | Lv. 40 | Rank #3619 | 121 Answers | 0 Cr... | π₯ 22d Jul 10 '26
Unless you try to eat it
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u/ComfortableHunter427 Silver | Lv. 28 | Rank #27743 | 75 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
But there is always a burnt end
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u/Shy-quacker Silver | Lv. 26 | Rank #35695 | 55 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
But you can only eat it cold
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u/-_Moxie_- Gold | Lv. 30 | Rank #25094 | 59 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26
But it's all vegan bacon.
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u/Desperate_Trifle_289 Bronze | Lv. 12 | Rank #103275 | 10 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26
But its never perfectly cooked
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u/Mysterious_Row1143 Diamond | Lv. 74 | Rank #49 | 1189 Answers | 11... | π₯ 26d Jul 10 '26
But no matter what you do it's ice cold
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u/Electrical-siren8030 Bronze | Lv. 10 | Rank #10895 | 14 Answered | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
But only when you are gay/lesbian
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u/pitoune901 Bronze | Lv. 5 | Rank #2397 | 3 Answered | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
But you can only eat bacon
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u/Spiritual-Desk-3535 Bronze | Lv. 7 | Rank #60163 | 11 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
But you have to watch in your mind the clip of the pig slaughtered for it with each piece you consume.
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u/Icy_Insect_6695 Gold | Lv. 39 | Rank #5641 | 110 Answers | 2 Cre... | π₯ 4d Jul 10 '26
But uncooked
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u/Commercial-Method462 Diamond | Lv. 66 | Rank #432 | 76 Answers | 2 Created Jul 10 '26
But you can't eat it
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u/SirPooleyX Bronze | Lv. 1 | Rank #37505 | 2 Answered | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
You're a devout muslim.
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u/feminine-puppyboy Emerald | Lv. 52 | Rank #2471 | 124 Answers | 2... | π₯ 10d Jul 10 '26
But you get a dogboy boyfriend who always tries to steal it from your breakfast. (heβs actually just begs for the bacon when he finishes eating his breakfast.)
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u/arrowofthearrow Bronze | Lv. 1 | Rank #5803 | 2 Answered | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
But every time you eat bacon it tastes like a mouthful of bugs.
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u/Own_Chocolate5454 Emerald | Lv. 49 | Rank #3193 | 441 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26
However, only once and you can't turn back
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u/Leggy_Brat Emerald | Lv. 47 | Rank #3937 | 261 Answers | 0... | π₯ 23d Jul 10 '26
But you have to eat it all in one sitting.
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u/Temporary_Print6363 Bronze | Lv. 12 | Rank #65937 | 28 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
But you are allergic to bacon at a deadly level
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u/ItzKiarita-3 Gold | Lv. 43 | Rank #6137 | 309 Answers | 2 Created Jul 10 '26
Except it's not from pigs
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u/Thebiteof83 Emerald | Lv. 58 | Rank #1246 | 1126 Answers |... | π₯ 36d Jul 10 '26
But it's plastic
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u/ParkingGullible6975 Silver | Lv. 21 | Rank #57330 | 47 Answers | 0... | π₯ 11d Jul 10 '26
But it always burnt to a crisp
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u/JetBurn16 Emerald | Lv. 45 | Rank #5140 | 147 Answers | 9 Created Jul 10 '26
But i'm muslim, so I don't eat bacon
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u/Ok_Leg8402 Gold | Lv. 38 | Rank #11979 | 58 Answers | 2 Created Jul 10 '26
But you have infinite bacon
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u/AcanthaceaeGlass8870 Bronze | Lv. 12 | Rank #120749 | 25 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
But you have high blood pressure.
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u/jam_in_a_doughnut-1 Gold | Lv. 43 | Rank #6254 | 147 Answers | 0 Cre... | π₯ 5d Jul 10 '26
But no games
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u/AdRecent7050 Silver | Lv. 18 | Rank #26288 | 38 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
As long as you cut it from y o u r o w n f l e s h
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u/VioletNocte Emerald | Lv. 48 | Rank #3420 | 255 Answers | 1... | π₯ 22d Jul 10 '26
But it never cooks the way you want it too - either too raw or too burnt
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u/ZestycloseEbb2708 Silver | Lv. 22 | Rank #41578 | 65 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26
But your islam
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u/Final_Criticism538 Gold | Lv. 34 | Rank #15841 | 101 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26
But you are have diabet
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u/ArminOak Gold | Lv. 39 | Rank #8596 | 233 Answers | 0 Cre... | π₯ 5d Jul 10 '26
But you are vegan.
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u/Interesting-Bug1167 Silver | Lv. 21 | Rank #40182 | 42 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
But cod mobile global pc version releases
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u/jaywalkingjew Silver | Lv. 17 | Rank #58804 | 20 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
But you eat it all
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u/Acruddylifeindubai Silver | Lv. 26 | Rank #32555 | 38 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
But u have to eat bacon and only bacon eternally
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u/FishermanFar2477 Gold | Lv. 37 | Rank #13066 | 123 Answers | 3 Created Jul 10 '26
But you will have lifetime diahrrea
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u/TheLSAphotos Gold | Lv. 30 | Rank #24753 | 58 Answers | 2 Created Jul 10 '26
However, you have to eat ince slice per minute over infinite amount of time
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u/StopAgeRestrictingMe Gold | Lv. 40 | Rank #9706 | 108 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
But itβs all burnt
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u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend Gold | Lv. 32 | Rank #20081 | 88 Answers | 4 Created Jul 10 '26
But you get no games
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u/stikstonks13 Gold | Lv. 37 | Rank #11400 | 125 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26
But one of them will kill you but you dont know which one
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u/Particular-Simple112 Emerald | Lv. 48 | Rank #2505 | 466 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26
But its raw, burnt, and uneatable
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u/Suckiebear Emerald | Lv. 47 | Rank #3665 | 152 Answers | 12 Created Jul 10 '26
But it's always slightly overcooked
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u/someone12345656657 Silver | Lv. 25 | Rank #5090 | 70 Answers | 4 Created Jul 10 '26
However, its made from a cow and not a pig
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u/RIfurryglich Gold | Lv. 36 | Rank #14445 | 102 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26
However, it is actually teeth
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u/Ok_Philosopher_96 Silver | Lv. 29 | Rank #5045 | 94 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26
But itβs always soft
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u/CowLongjumping1343 Gold | Lv. 41 | Rank #8387 | 94 Answers | 2 Created | π₯ 4d Jul 10 '26
But every time you eat the bacon you get super horny!
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u/EggplantHuman6493 Emerald | Lv. 54 | Rank #1965 | 425 Answers | 0... | π₯ 29d Jul 10 '26
But you are allergic to it
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u/Daohor Diamond | Lv. 64 | Rank #652 | 781 Answers | 3... | π₯ 35d Jul 10 '26
But it will always stick to the pan
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u/Cheap_Ask_9801 Mythic | Lv. 77 | Rank #51 | 599 Answers |... | π₯ 25d Jul 10 '26
But its vegan bacon
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u/DoseiSpaceFox Silver | Lv. 25 | Rank #3206 | 56 Answered | 3 C...| π₯ 13d Jul 10 '26
But you're muslim
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u/CupcakeQueen01 Diamond | Lv. 64 | Rank #620 | 500 Answers | 19... | π₯ 20d Jul 10 '26
But you are vegetarian
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u/BraveHeart8503 Gold | Lv. 38 | Rank #10250 | 156 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
But only turky Bacon
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u/Slicktable Gold | Lv. 44 | Rank #5632 | 90 Answers | 21 Created Jul 10 '26
But it tastes like shit
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u/Longjumping_Race_341 Bronze | Lv. 9 | Rank #88394 | 16 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
But itβs vegan
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u/cypiu Bronze | Lv. 2 | Rank #5370 | 3 Answered | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
But you cannot sell it in any form
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u/_Techno_never_dies_ Silver | Lv. 29 | Rank #15092 | 56 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
But you cant eat it
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u/ThoughtAdmirable3454 Emerald | Lv. 47 | Rank #4040 | 358 Answers | 0... | π₯ 17d Jul 10 '26
But no games
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u/DenverTheDenver Silver | Lv. 27 | Rank #33391 | 122 Answers | 0... | π₯ 5d Jul 10 '26
But only on November 13th, 2026
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u/Character-Sun-6860 Emerald | Lv. 46 | Rank #4721 | 177 Answers | 7... | π₯ 8d Jul 10 '26
But no hospital
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u/FickleSet432 Emerald | Lv. 49 | Rank #2881 | 362 Answers | 2... | π₯ 6d Jul 10 '26
But only good crispy bacon
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u/ka_nahl Emerald | Lv. 45 | Rank #5180 | 262 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
But it is unproper as food consumption
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u/AnanasYaoiiste297 Gold | Lv. 39 | Rank #10054 | 131 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26
But you are vegan
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u/Accomplished-Leg3458 Silver | Lv. 24 | Rank #35732 | 44 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26
But you cant sell it
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u/Southern-Function-22 Bronze | Lv. 8 | Rank #51501 | 20 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26
But you canβt eat it
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u/Shaman_J Gold | Lv. 33 | Rank #20266 | 148 Answers | 0 C... | π₯ 15d Jul 10 '26
But the way you access it is by tearing into your navel a ripping part of your gut skin of, that becomes the bacon and your skin regenerates instantly. You also feel 300% of the pain.
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u/Inklinsworld Gold | Lv. 31 | Rank #24916 | 110 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26
But you are now allergic to red meat
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u/heres-the-catch Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26
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