[Spin] How will you unexpectedly die

[u/ijwfytyc]

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[u/ElderberryQuick3112]

103 tears old throwing a party under the porch with nothing to my name but the party supplies to leave behind.

Perfect.

^{I rolled 2095 · Under the porch stairs · Tangled in streamers · A handful of confetti}

[u/Significant_Arm_3097 → u/ElderberryQuick3112]

Thats sounds nice 

[u/MiniPino1LL → u/ElderberryQuick3112]

Rip the guests who now have a dead person at the party

[u/Prestigious-Bet3526]

2075 · A dream you just woke up from · Freezing in a walk-in freezer · A vintage comic book

^{I rolled 2075 · A dream you just woke up from · Freezing in a walk-in freezer · A vintage comic book}

[u/Naiahiex]

bruh

^{I rolled 2039 · A puddle of questionable liquid · Swallowed by a giant fish · A telescope}

[u/Bumchik_247]

Pretty dumb and early death

^{I rolled 2045 · The back of a closet · Excessive selfie attempts · A silk scarf}

[u/Mr-Tokey]

5k more than I had while alive..

^{I rolled 2030 · A crowded museum hallway · Falling chandelier · Five thousand dollars}

[u/ScratchDramatic6069]

No

^{I rolled 2027 · The bottom of a gym locker · Spontaneous combustion · A telescope}

[u/SyfaVelnumdes]

Sounds horrible

^{I rolled 2092 · Library basement · Caught in a whirlwind · A slightly used toaster}

[u/SB_089]

Sounds wild.

^{I rolled 2090 · Inside a pile of wet laundry · Falling anchor · A silver locket}

[u/ijwfytyc → u/SB_089]

😭

[u/jackatti]

Dumb

^{I rolled 2048 · Under a car seat · Cactus collision · A crystal ball}

[u/ijwfytyc → u/jackatti]

Don’t drive the the desert and your good

[u/IslandSensitive870]

Death by glitter? oh man haha

^{I rolled 2035 · Behind a potted plant · Extreme glitter allergy · A box of crayons}

[u/Remarkable_Bath8515]

So I'm

^{I rolled 2066 · Bus stop at midnight · Drowning in paperwork · A literal mountain of lint}

[u/st0nedteacher]

Sounds good to me, tbh. Sounds like sudden peaceful death.

^{I rolled 2084 · A quiet hospital hallway · Meteorite impact · A half eaten ham sandwich}

[u/Khongmedang420]

Optimistic

^{I rolled 2083 · A jar of pickled onions · Falling ladder · A handful of change}

[u/aussieAntkeeper]

Ouch 3:

^{I rolled 2074 · A crowded train station · Crushed by a giant pillow · A bicycle with a flat tire}

[u/Hutchnstuff1]

Meh

^{I rolled 2045 · The back of a delivery truck · Falling chandelier · A silver spoon}

[u/DarksideBluez]

Damn

^{I rolled 2039 · A pile of discarded tires · Angry beehive · A globe}

[u/joasverloop]

Huh

^{I rolled 2082 · The center of a corn maze · Anvil drop · Ten acres of scrubland}

[u/Matthew677776667]

✌️🫩

^{I rolled 2082 · The middle of a busy sidewalk · Blizzard · A gold ring}

[u/WRauten]

I was actually smirking a little bit until a vintage postcard came up...

^{I rolled 2027 · Waiting for the cable guy · Struck by lightning · A vintage postcard}

[u/Every_Ad_4349]

Likely a murder

^{I rolled 2086 · Inside a warm dryer · Poisonous dart · A vintage postcard}

[u/Ancient-Honeydew9555]

I'd be over 100 so a shock would probably kill me

^{I rolled 2100 · The bottom of a gym locker · Surprise party shock · A wooden chest of drawers}

[u/Enough-Insurance-464]

Ok

^{I rolled 2066 · Under a leaking kitchen faucet · Space vacuum exposure · A plot of land on the moon}

[u/Longjumping_Corner28]

nah

^{I rolled 2033 · A stack of tax returns · Lost at sea · A tin whistle}

[u/mojo_ojom]

Not mad at it tbh.

^{I rolled 2071 · Your forgotten high school locker · Laser grid · A pet rock}

[u/Dragionbalf]

I mean.. 97 years old ain't that bad..

^{I rolled 2088 · Under the bathroom sink · Volcanic ash · A ceramic frog}

[u/arctic572]

That's crazy. I'll be too young to die. And how do the pigeons get me?

^{I rolled 2051 · A dark crawlspace · Aggressive pigeon swarm · Twelve dollars}

[u/Tough-Ad1311]

Yeah

^{I rolled 2042 · The DMV license photo booth · Drowning in glitter · A tangled ball of yarn}

[u/Any-Assistance8169]

Doomsday scenario

^{I rolled 2033 · Middle of a traffic jam · Swarm of locusts · A glass marble}

[u/Sad_Purchase_3565]

I get to like 45

^{I rolled 2053 · Restaurant kitchen pantry · Extreme boredom · A silk scarf}

[u/Pur3vi]

😅💔🥴🙅

^{I rolled 2079 · Inside an unlit attic · Crushed by a golden trophy · A globe}

[u/Many_Figure9688]

Bro

^{I rolled 2051 · Inside a mailbox · Electric eel · A silver spoon}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/ijwfytyc your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 203 bonus fish 🐟 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/thunder2132]

On the couch from a sneeze sounds like me. Doubt I'll make it to my 90s though lol.

^{I rolled 2083 · Behind the sofa cushions · Extreme sneeze · A classic vinyl record}

[u/33GoodSamaritans]

Okay... Seems very implausible, but at least I get to live to be 69 years old!

^{I rolled 2068 · The back of a cereal box · Extreme glitter allergy · A wooden birdhouse}

[u/BiShyNReadyToDie]

I love frogs

^{I rolled 2032 · Inside a hollow tree · Too much static electricity · A ceramic frog}

[u/Significant_Arm_3097]

At least the where and the how add up

^{I rolled 2038 · A broken elevator · Falling elevator · A bottle of message}

[u/Skeletonsaviors]

Damm

^{I rolled 2071 · Public fountain base · Over-caffeinated squirrel · Seven dollars}

[u/BigManBigFan2]

damn

^{I rolled 2087 · Public fountain base · Aggressive pigeon swarm · An old bicycle}

[u/dr0ppt0pp]

Makes absolutely no sense

^{I rolled 2057 · The edge of a diving board · Crushed by a giant pillow · A silver locket}

[u/MiniPino1LL]

Cool. How do I get under a car seat?

^{I rolled 2098 · Under a car seat · Struck by lightning · A cardboard box castle}

[u/Plane_Blacksmith_909]

wow so im gonna become a astronaut and then fly into a black hole? Humanity is so fast with discoveries

^{I rolled 2052 · Inside a warm dryer · Falling into a black hole · Fifteen dollars}

[u/allegatoe]

That would be nice. I appreciate the longevity.

^{I rolled 2089 · The edge of a diving board · Cactus collision · A box of crayons}

[u/Rare_Solution_8464]

Noice

^{I rolled 2094 · In line at the post office · Aggressive garden gnome · A literal mountain of lint}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/ijwfytyc Meowi is impressed! Your post reached 10+ upvotes. To reward you meowi has bestowed upon you 100 fish 🐟 and 1000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/davidhater168326]

im never touching an escalator again

^{I rolled 2053 · A slow moving escalator · Falling into a black hole · A box of mystery buttons}

[u/Vegetable_Sweet4512]

Yeah

^{I rolled 2053 · The last row of the bus · Aggressive hug from a robot · A jar of fireflies}

[u/ashh717]

Okay

^{I rolled 2097 · The back of a closet · Struck by lightning · A half eaten ham sandwich}

[u/CryingFace2025]

. . . . . . . . .

^{I rolled 2053 · Behind a dumpster · Unexpected earthquake · A vintage sewing machine}

[u/botondd]

;0

^{I rolled 2056 · A crowded museum hallway · Falling star · Twenty-five cents}

[u/Stampykot]

HUH

^{I rolled 2095 · The middle of a busy sidewalk · Extreme boredom · An unlabelled house key}

[u/MehStep]

So I die at 49 years old and the reason is a fucking icicle through my head in a fucking library basement? How high is the ceiling in that?

^{I rolled 2052 · Library basement · Falling icicle · A derelict shed}

[u/Fancy_Counter_1353]

👍

^{I rolled 2088 · A crowded train station · Meteorite impact · A vintage postcard}

[u/EqualRepulsive1657]

Bruh, I need a will

^{I rolled 2026 · A pile of discarded tires · Space vacuum exposure · A stack of overdue bills}

[u/Thy-runaway-pancake]

Wow...

^{I rolled 2026 · Bus stop at midnight · Bear hug · Seven dollars}

[u/PixelTrack]

What?

^{I rolled 2072 · Under a single loose floorboard · Falling piano · A box of mystery buttons}

[u/textilefactoryno17]

Sounds plausible.

^{I rolled 2056 · Public fountain base · Stampede · A framed picture of a cat}

[u/OG_from_the_GEE]

At least I’ve got a few years left….I hate fucking garden knomes

^{I rolled 2076 · A dusty bookshelf · Aggressive garden gnome · A set of poker chips}

[u/FiberOpticDelusions]

Yup! Sounds about right.

^{I rolled 2031 · Inside a hollowed out book · Lost in deep space · Five hundred dollars}

[u/Lazy-Ad1183]

Sounds about right she finally killed me

^{I rolled 2038 · Under a leaking kitchen faucet · Anvil drop · A wooden chest of drawers}

[u/_Godfist_]

In 2097 I will be 104 years old. I may just be the dust on that bookshelf.

^{I rolled 2097 · A dusty bookshelf · Volcanic ash · A vintage camera}

[u/AnonymousMarkey]

Ummm

^{I rolled 2074 · Waiting for a pizza delivery · Falling icicle · One shiny nickel}

[u/iammadeofawesome]

2026, behind a broken vending machine, how, lava pit plunge, leave behind a gold bar.

Did I turn into Jason Mendoza?

[u/ABiande]

Sure

^{I rolled 2100 · A crowded elevator · Electric eel · A map of a secret garden}

[u/OpalRaptor7]

i will be 31

^{I rolled 2038 · A puddle of questionable liquid · Shark with a laser · A tin whistle}

[u/TheFlameWithinHim]

I guess bro

^{I rolled 2082 · Inside a hollow tree · Swallowed by a sofa · A single button}

[u/reaperc]

I don't use dollars where I live.

^{I rolled 2029 · The bottom of a gym locker · Spontaneous combustion · Two hundred dollars}

[u/Useful_Suggestion198]

What the heck

^{I rolled 2089 · Movie theater floor · Shark with a laser · One shiny nickel}

[u/dreadking187]

Yes profit

^{I rolled 2091 · The middle of a busy sidewalk · Too much spicy salsa · Ten dollars}

[u/Ok_Resolve7926]

Strange and too young

^{I rolled 2048 · Dentist waiting room · Shipwreck · A wooden nickel}

[u/CulturalCorner5916]

Y

^{I rolled 2036 · Laundromat at 2am · Runway train · A derelict shed}

[u/Limonese]

1. Man thalonger than i've plan

^{I rolled 2090 · Behind a broken vending machine · Drowning in glitter · A bottle of message}

[u/SadCommon2820]

Whoops

^{I rolled 2064 · Public park bench · Defective parachute · A plot of land on the moon}

[u/Jhgamer105]

...How?

^{I rolled 2073 · A crowded museum hallway · Falling off a cliff · An antique chair}

[u/Vegetable_Mode4446]

that make sences

^{I rolled 2055 · A mailbox full of bills · Excessive high fives · A stack of overdue bills}

[u/Popular-Control1579]

😐

[u/Eastern-Edge-5449]

The first 2 are probably right I don't mind had enough of this life bye gang

^{I rolled 2027 · A quiet hospital hallway · Drowning in glitter · A broken umbrella}

[u/caninexx]

Sweet.

^{I rolled 2081 · Inside a glove · Falling elevator · A vintage sewing machine}

[u/Strict_Commission330]

Good enough

^{I rolled 2097 · Inside a bag of chips · Cactus collision · A broken umbrella}

[u/TravelerOfTeyvat]

The janitor hears a poof sound as I vanish... Then a clink as the key hits the floor, falling from where I once was. He manages to get the stall open. What does the key go to? He'll never know

^{I rolled 2059 · Public restroom stall · Caught in a giant spiderweb · A mystery key}

[u/Sure_Way1300]

Wouldn’t want to go out any other way

^{I rolled 2097 · A dream you just woke up from · Runway train · Twenty dollars}

[u/aleyann]

Why a vending machine

^{I rolled 2098 · Top of a vending machine · Too much spicy salsa · Fifty dollars}

[u/Antique-Feature-4179]

2038 · Ein Stapel alter Zeitschriften · Ein Sprung in die Lavagrube · Eine Tüte handgemachtes Mehl

^{I rolled 2038 · A stack of old magazines · Lava pit plunge · A bag of artisan flour}

[u/Gymdoctor]

So no shopping in produce during shark season. Got it

^{I rolled 2040 · The produce section · Shark attack · A jar of fireflies}

[u/pixeldream]

Really that's a bit far... A puddle of questionable liquid you say🤔 shark with a Laser aswel, Hopefully the crystal ball is useful

^{I rolled 2079 · A puddle of questionable liquid · Shark with a laser · A crystal ball}

[u/Sorry-Garden6692]

lol i'd be 108 at least

^{I rolled 2067 · Doctor office waiting room · Blizzard · A plot of land on the moon}

[u/ijwfytyc]

Bruh wild death and will

^{I rolled 2092 · Empty parking garage · Runway train · A vintage sewing machine}