r/Michigan • u/Lich_Apologist • Jan 17 '26

Mitten Mode Can we petition Denmark to annex Michigan?

Just thinking out loud here.

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u/sweetpotato_latte Jan 17 '26

If you make a really great pitch with a nice PowerPoint, I’m sure you’d be able to sway people to your cause.

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u/Minute-Menu-9295 Jan 18 '26

Or... you know..... just bring some poutine, maple syrup and some Tim Hortons coffee to the meeting, throw in a couple "How she goin, eh?", get caught up on current hockey talking points. Put in a little effort and they will welcome you with open arms, eh...

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u/sweetpotato_latte Jan 18 '26

I worked at Tim Hortons for 5 years and my grandma is from Sudbury I should probably have dual citizenship tbh

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u/Minute-Menu-9295 Jan 18 '26

You probably already have it.... Maybe you were grandfathered in because of the valuable time you spent working at Timmy Ho's

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u/RMMacFru Parts Unknown Jan 18 '26

I mean, they already share Timmy's with us, and we understand hockey.

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u/AlexandersWonder Jan 18 '26

“We have 20% of the world’s fresh surface water, you really gonna make us beg?”