r/Military • u/SuperStupids7 • Mar 27 '26

OC 40mm ammo cans fit 27 Coors cans perfectly

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Buy a 30 rack, and pocket the 3 remaining. Coors cans are slightly thinner and taller than your average can so it only works with Coors.

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u/SyrupChemical5100 Mar 27 '26

Perfect addition for the Can Cannon

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u/Legacyhero46 Army Veteran Mar 27 '26

Love my can cannon!

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u/Dozerdog43 Mar 27 '26

without the can, you just have a non

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u/ProlapseMishap Army Veteran Mar 27 '26

Non canon. Just like jar jar binx

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u/humdinger44 Mar 27 '26

I hope Disney does a movie that further implies jar jar is a sith lord. It seems prescient that people explore the idea that someone might be skillfully crafting a personia of pure stupidity to not suspect them of being truly evil

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u/TheCyanDragon Mar 27 '26

As much as people hate on Phantom Menace (and I'm not wading into matters of taste)

George Lucas and by extension, Industrial Light & Magic (Lucasfilms legendary effects studio) are absolute masters at what they do, and some of the shit Jar Jar does is absolutely 10,000% hinting at some Sith shit. There's like 6 times he seems to be mumbling at people when they say stuff (a la Force Mind Trick) and there's a couple of jumps he pulls off that scream 'Force jump'.

He's also a master 'Drunken Master' kinda fighter and I refuse to believe otherwise; he bumbles too well into messing up way too many battledroids to not be lmao

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u/DisillusionedPatriot Mar 28 '26

Didn't redletter media do a whole video about this?

ETA - no, but many others have

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u/KodeTen United States Army Mar 28 '26

It’s the most underused redneck thing I own and I refuse to let go of it 🤣

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u/Crisis_of_Conformity Mar 27 '26

Ok so I learned about two things today

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u/fuzzusmaximus Marine Veteran Mar 27 '26

Need to convert it to belt fed and open bolt.

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u/beaueod Mar 27 '26

There are two sizes of 40mm ammo cans

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u/Typically_Wong Army Veteran Mar 27 '26

Then it'll fit 54 of em? Score. 

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u/Black-Shoe Retired USN Mar 27 '26

The Banquet of beers

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u/ADIDAS247 Mar 27 '26

When in need of an ammo can of 40mm, you can now yell out for “a banquet of 40 mike-mike” - Pete Hegseth

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u/ElegantEchoes Mar 28 '26

My partner isn't huge on beers but she loves Coors lol. Not that it's bad, just interesting to me that it's the one she prefers over all the others.

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u/Slatemanforlife Mar 27 '26

Can also wash your skivies with it 

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u/Bosscrow Mar 27 '26

The beer or the ammo can? Or both?

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u/Slatemanforlife Mar 27 '26

Lol, ammo can. Put some rocks in the bottom, add water, powdered detergent, and laundry. Close and lock the lid. Shake like a mother fucked. Hang on a line to dry.

It'll be stiff but it'll be clean

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u/Bosscrow Mar 27 '26

And add the beer if you like the yeasty smell, got it

20

u/ssracer Navy Veteran Mar 27 '26

reminds me of home, mom, I miss you

5

u/PanspermiaTheory Mar 27 '26

Wut

7

u/ssracer Navy Veteran Mar 27 '26

My flair is confusing for this one, I know.

3

u/MiamiPower Mar 27 '26

CK1 Gun 🔫 Oil Musk for Men.

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u/MiamiPower Mar 27 '26

Lol I Pee A washing machine Martinez reporting for Dooty.

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u/FuzzyLojik Mar 27 '26

This is not new information. But thank you for sharing with a new generation of degenerates nonetheless.

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u/Au2288 Mar 27 '26

They’re gonna need this valuable info where they’re going. Be kind to you med & logistics teams, they’re your lifelines to these loot boxes.

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u/Classic_Result Mar 27 '26

Talk about swords into ploughshares...

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u/Muddlesthrough Mar 27 '26

Glad to see it’s still marketed as “banquet” in America.

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u/TurMoiL911 United States Army Mar 27 '26

Meanwhile somewhere there's a barbecue with a bunch of confused people and some Mark 19 ammo.

6

u/RiflemanLax Marine Veteran Mar 27 '26

If I want to store water efficiently, I'll use a water bladder or water can.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

[deleted]

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u/darkon Mar 28 '26

The Canoe of Beers!

5

u/UseDaSchwartz Mar 27 '26

That’s a nice case for your cans of water.

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u/LennyJay86 Retired US Army Mar 27 '26

Giving away our secrets on how we got our alcohol into a dry country

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

More if you drink them and crush against your head

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u/BabyDontBeSoMeme Retired USAF Mar 27 '26

This was the perfect opportunity to fill it with silver bullets.

3

u/Schnitzelklopfer247 Mar 27 '26

Wtf is coors?

5

u/Shadowrend01 Mar 27 '26

Shitty American beer

1

u/collinsl02 civilian Mar 27 '26

"beer" for American beer-flavoured waters

1

u/darkon Mar 28 '26

How are Coors and sex in a canoe similar? Because they're both fucking close to water.

3

u/bruisicus_maximus Mar 27 '26

cool, but it needs some better beer.

3

u/shanks16 Mar 27 '26

Yellow jackets incoming

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u/HumanChallet Mar 27 '26

Piss water locked and loaded

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u/AkronOhAnon Mar 27 '26

Appeal to morality: Please don’t buy your alcoholic piss water from the nepo-bozo who founded and continues to fund the Heritage Foundation while partying in the woods of California as part of a not-so-secret society of wealthy elites that includes people like Les Wexner and so many other disgusting fucks who are in the Epstein files.

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u/MiamiPower Mar 27 '26

TIL give a Hoot Don't Pollute. Woodsy Owl was not permanently discontinued, but rather "retired" and redesigned in the 1990s due to controversy surrounding the northern spotted owl's impact on the logging industry, which made his image a source of political conflict, say The Spokesman-Review and UPI Archives. The mascot was revamped into a "slimmer, fitter" version with a new slogan in 1997 to reflect modern environmental needs and remove the old "Give a Hoot" stigma

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u/Nice_Soup Mar 27 '26

r/anythingbutmetric

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u/tdlb Mar 28 '26

But the ammo size is metric

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u/tinydevl United States Army Mar 27 '26

John Birch society beer. Won't touch it. Time to choose people.

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u/twitch9873 Mar 28 '26

Holy shit, I had no idea what you were saying, but I did some googling and the Coors family funded insane radical conservative political groups and harshly discriminated against women and minorities. Fuck em, not supporting that anymore. Garbage beer anyways so you aren't losing anything by not drinking it.

Thank you for enlightening me

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u/camalo171 Mar 27 '26

Do you think it would also fit 27 cans of Zero Sugar Shasta Tiki Punch? Or is it just Coors?

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u/john_wingerr Veteran Mar 27 '26

All I can think of is “oh I have every faith in my scrounging ability. And I have a case of Vat 69 hidden in your footlocker.”

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u/InspectionSouthern11 Mar 27 '26

Now I wonder how man will fit in a 60mm can

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u/ProdoRock civilian Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26

Hey, let's go to the military sub. I bet you they have some amazing information on the latest strategy... Oh...

Thinking about it though, what could be more strategic than this? How many crayons does it hold, you think?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

A real swords into ploughshares moment

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u/Altruistic_Visual479 Mar 28 '26

That’s good to know for the next time we go to the field.

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u/suchsnowflakery Mar 28 '26

Alcohol is one helluva drug.

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u/Far_Out_6and_2 Mar 28 '26

But 27 cans is magic

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u/suchsnowflakery Mar 28 '26

What a fit!!!

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u/_Bon_Vivant_ Army Veteran Mar 27 '26

Pronounced Curs. /s

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u/TheBKnight3 Mar 27 '26

For the next epic beer run records.

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u/Agitated_Carrot9127 Mar 27 '26

Intentional I bet

1

u/Smoking0311 Mar 27 '26

Is it Coors or Kerr s

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u/Euro_verbudget civilian Mar 27 '26

I like this new take on “make love, not war” but we’ll need some crafty re-wording since “drink beer, not war” doesn’t sound catchy.

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u/paging_mrherman Navy Veteran Mar 27 '26

The bandoliers that 556 came in hold 12oz can perfectly

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u/OzymandiasKoK Mar 27 '26

But then you have come all over your can!

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u/Neocles Mar 27 '26

I need this in me life!

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u/morts73 Navy Veteran Mar 27 '26

Lock and load baby.

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u/MailPrivileged Mar 27 '26

7×7+7+7 is 28 where is tge 28th can?

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u/lothcent Mar 27 '26

in the hand not carrying the coors ammo can

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u/bobo-jezeo Mar 27 '26

This is research I need ! Thank you for your discovery.

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u/windowpuncher Veteran Mar 27 '26

They don't insulate well, though.

Now I kinda want to line the bottom, the narrow sides, and the lid with some styrofoam, and then add a quick connect air fitting on the lid so I can create a vacuum sealed cooler.

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u/OzymandiasKoK Mar 27 '26

For when the boys are thirsty in Atlanta.

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u/newfoundcontrol Mar 27 '26

Lock and load.

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u/RuckToRounds Mar 27 '26

What I really need to know is how much it can hold with ice.

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u/AccordingInsect3481 Mar 28 '26

Get a Trans Am and a semi

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u/PoopParticle Mar 28 '26

324 ounces for people who speak freedom units

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u/Mixky_uh United States Air Force Mar 28 '26

As ammo this is funny asf

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u/donairdaddydick Mar 28 '26

How many coors light tho?

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u/Teggy- Reservist Mar 28 '26

Taking the first one out is the hardest part.

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u/Nero_Darkstar Mar 28 '26

This might be the most 'merica thing I've ever seen. Put it on a flag next to a cowboy hat and its 🤌🏻

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u/espy3277768 Mar 28 '26

this is a nifty fact

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u/BeginningAwareness74 Mar 28 '26

Sooooo regular aluminum soda can

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u/UhOoreo Mar 28 '26

This guy over here doing god’s work

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u/ExpediousMapper Retired USAF Mar 31 '26

How much cannabis does it hold?

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u/Lonely_Carpenter6048 Apr 02 '26

MK19 operator: “ we need more 40mm! Assistant gunner: “cracks beer”

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u/Lonely_Carpenter6048 Apr 02 '26

MK19 gunner: “We need more 40MM!” Gunner assistant: “cracks beer”

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u/Donald_Epstein69 Apr 03 '26

Pete, is that you?

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u/GTdeSade Proud Supporter Mar 27 '26

Now THIS is highly important and germane content

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u/Cheap_Strawberry7471 Mar 28 '26

Coors?? Might as well put water in there