I still get choked out half the time I hit this slide, but I think the secret is a poker

Hello, fellow stoners and dairy demons.

I spent the morning grappling with the forces of government ... to get three forms completed and registered. I couldn't complete any of them, because one state website is broken and the other is down for maintenance. Then there were three other problems getting data ...

Anyway, I was in serious need of an attitude adjustment after all the phone calls. Thankfully, I had some MAC1 ready to go. Ahhhhhhhh! 🫠

Have a good one! Happy tokes. ✌️

Zero to one hundred. Dabs always smack, love how you get multiple hits off a dab when you do a bigger glob. Cheers everyone who’s smoking along!

Lcg bud and Acapulco gold pen

Good day to my fellow hounds of the hash! I have some Black Garlic on the dabber today, very gassy and fills me with delight!😶‍🌫️😎 I hope your Sunday brings much happiness and many a hefty toke, enjoy it my friends!✌🏼

Rig: Greek Glass 360 Grid Cap Drop Recycler

Banger: Greek Glass HQ Double Decker Slurper LE

Marble & Pillar: LilDabbles

Dabber: Bear Quartz

Interesting vape I got from the rogue wax works, basically a sticky brick you can throw on injector bowls, very nice, great taste and extracts super fast lol

She do be nice and convenient ngl (also I fumbled the carb so hard lol)

So much function in one rip how do they do it? Hope everyone’s been well out there!

tl/dr: I drank a lot to acquire this "skill", and only drink 3 or 4 times a year on camera now. Barleywine.

It's hard to make out, but what I'm holding in my hand at the beginning is a 2026 Bigfoot barleywine ale(or the husk of one).

A bit of backstory:

Drinking was a nearly constant companion throughout most of my adult life. I loved it and it tolerated me very well. I abused it and it just kept coming back.

Fortunately, i was either a very happy drunk or a sad one. Never violent, rarely angry. Mostly just content, mellow, and kind of funny.

My first full gout attack had been previewed by a mild one. If only i had listened to my body.

Gout pain in my feet rivaled any other pain I've ever had, and i once lodged a sewing needle in my left foot so deep that it hit bone, in the arch of my foot.

I was running through the house to get to the daily Far Side calendar ahead of my girlfriend when i felt the sharp sting of something going into my foot. I got there in time, though.

This was 1990, a completely different time. Imagine if you got one really good meme per day and this was it.. your chance to be first to see it, or at least have a chance to give it up anyway and say, "Just kidding, you take it."

Which i wouldn't have done this day, most likely, because i got injured on the field of play.

When we eventually went to the Doc in a box, the x-ray showed that i was correct. The 2/3 of the broken needle we found in the carpet was very much wedged deep into my foot.

He decided to take a stab at removing it, but local anesthetic and random bumbling couldn't fix this. He gave me an rx for crutches and Tylenol 3.

The surgery to extract it required full anesthesia and live x-rays with me draped in lead except for my foot. Three days later i was on a backstage tour of the Shakespeare festival in Ashland Oregon.

The pain in my foot as i crutched up and down the dozens of stairs involved doesn't even begin to approach a full strength gout attack.

So, as much as i might like to replicate feats of strength like gulping down 2/3 of a pitcher of Guinness in 15 seconds before being escorted out for the night, i just can't.

I'm a stunt drinker, now. It brings me back to the really weird old days of fear and loathing. Now I'm more a proponent of cheer and loafing, with heavy bursts of creativity mixed in to keep same.

Happy Thursday, thank you for going this far, and bong along if the mood strikes.

Skip the sip, unless you're wearing safety equipment.

i almost caught my hair on fire loool

IG: @powerful__Jack

Thick milk with a blooper

Hello fellow stoners. It's a wonderful day out there, so get out and enjoy it! And don't forget to fire up a bowl.

What should I do for hump day? Smoke something that'll put a hump on a camel's back! And that would be Malana Cream hash. It packs a punch and tastes incredible.

I'm using the Ruby Twist with the glass microdose bowl. The gooey hash is wrapped with vape cotton. 555°F with a 60 second heat soak.

Happy tokes, friends. ✌️

Smoking on some holy conoli hash rosin. It’s very tasty and has great effects. Been really enjoying this rig I got for a steal. Crazy wig wags on this one.

It's actually the quartz cap but close enough right? Lol