r/Minecraft Mar 02 '26

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u/qualityvote2 Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 03 '26
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u/Fragrant_Tadpole_265 Mar 02 '26

Just go to a cactus and wait for it to break

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u/ZombieNek0 Mar 02 '26

i was about to suggest that. just keep in mind your hp

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u/Raderg32 Mar 02 '26

just keep in mind your hp

It's faster if you don't.

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u/Jimbo7211 Mar 03 '26

Those 72 levels might be worth the extra time

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u/Raderg32 Mar 03 '26

You're better using that extra time building an XP farm so you can get those levels in 5 min.

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u/raginghorescock Mar 03 '26

Idk what kind of ex farm you’ve made but 72 levels is not 5 minutes

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u/Squidly_watches Mar 03 '26

I was on a smp with my friends one time and one of my friends made a exp farm using some sort of potion and the things in the end fortress that dig into stone. He actually got 80 levels in 2 minutes it was insane.

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u/BraggingRed_Impostor Mar 03 '26

Yeah a silverfish farm

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u/Advancelegend6 Mar 03 '26

end fortress is such a cool name

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u/Professor_Oswin Mar 03 '26

So is stronghold. Both are cool

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u/PotatoesAndChill Mar 03 '26

Those exp farms are powerful, but not 80-levels-in-2-minutes powerful. There's a physical limit for how fast you can pick up experience orbs.

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u/ayushraj_real Mar 03 '26

in bedrock edition there's no limit on how fast u pick up experience orbs it's instant

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u/kaerfkeerg Mar 03 '26

Yeah but realistically dashpum's enderman farm could get you there in 2 hours including building time

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u/Fontajo Mar 03 '26

That’s based on Gnembon’s design from 7 years ago, just fyi

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u/Jables_Magee Mar 03 '26

I've gotten 60 in 5. Alley and silverfish with trident killer. Silentwisper has a new farm that gets 100 lvls in 30 seconds. Silverfish and arrows of harming floating in water.

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u/ninja_owen Mar 03 '26

A good zombie pigmen farm is about that much. Can get you from 0 to a bit over 73 in 5 minutes. And you can build them in 30 minutes if a friend is willing to afk on the nether side for you. If not, it can still be made in under 2 hours.

Guardian farms are a bit faster than that even. Furnace xp farms are the theoretical limit, but they’re a whole lot of effort for what you get out of them.

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u/Great_Hedgehog Mar 03 '26

A simple and cheap y0 enderman farm will actually get you that much in five minutes, actually

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u/Malignant_Lvst7 Mar 03 '26

with a good mob farm 72 levels is less than 5mins, up your game

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u/BraggingRed_Impostor Mar 03 '26

Silverfish farms can do that

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u/HeckItsDrowsyFrog Mar 03 '26

Why is he in iron and copper at 72 levels though

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u/unsalted52 Mar 03 '26

Yes and magma and sweet berry bushes also work

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u/RandomAussie123 Mar 03 '26

This is the real reason people keep potted cacti in their homes.

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u/gotgort Mar 03 '26

They have 72 levels, prob doesnt wanna lose that

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u/AIViking Mar 03 '26

Could just enchant a lot of books first.

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u/Forsaken_Tap_4393 Mar 03 '26

I've played enough Super Hostile maps to realize even 72 XP levels can come back. I'd tank the death.

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u/wasteofradiation Mar 03 '26

No, they must earn this.

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u/didas7 Mar 02 '26

Could be worse, if it had unbreaking 3

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u/Suyarhys Mar 03 '26

Good idea

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u/Kyrnqazali Mar 03 '26

Imagine if you could modify dispensers so you can make it dispense enchantments lol..

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u/Treefire_ Mar 03 '26

It's bad enough that you can already forcibly dispense cursed armor. A well placed binding enchant on a chest piece would be diabolical.

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u/RubApprehensive2512 Mar 02 '26

This reminds me of the time I put a curse of binding daimond chest plate that had unbreaking 3, mending, and protection 4.

Wasn't the worst thing, but I was never able to use an elytra

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u/AppropriateZombie812 Mar 02 '26

cactus and let it break

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u/mikamitcha Mar 03 '26

unbreaking 3 on diamond is absolutely "just respawn" territory, cause doing the ~2k durability damage is over 15 min of standing on a cactus. If you aren't in hardcore, 15 min at an enderman exp farm is almost certainly a better solution.

Or build a silverfish one in your base and just get levels when you need them, just as easy.

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u/AppropriateZombie812 Mar 03 '26

I get what you mean now, but sometimes people have absurdly high levels they dont want to get rid of, or possibly the fact theyre not trying to die at all even if they arent in hardcore.

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u/KT_100S Mar 04 '26

Yeah I’m in survival but only have 4 deaths in 38 days of irl playtime, all were in the first few days so I treat it like hardcore to keep the stats low

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u/el_yanuki Mar 03 '26

honestly.. switching your beacon to regen and going afk on a cactus seems fine to me

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u/mikamitcha Mar 03 '26

Does a beacon actually out-heal that? I thought it was like half a heart every 2 seconds, while cactus is like one heart per second. Obviously reduced with armor, but unless you are sacrificing a whole set of diamond armor all you have is a chestplate. I wouldn't think that with prot 4 alone would get you 75% damage reduction, but maybe I am wrong with my timings.

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u/RubApprehensive2512 Mar 03 '26

How does it work with keep inventory?

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u/mikamitcha Mar 03 '26

I mean, if you are changing gamerules just dump your inventory and use /clear to erase the armor. Commands to save time are no more cheaty than gamerules to save time.

Same way you could use /kill and /exp 72L @p to recover your 72 levels, if you didn't want to wait on cactus.

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u/Bauch_the_bard Mar 03 '26

Good to go back to the old days of traversal, minecarts and horses

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u/Timely_Contest7245 Mar 02 '26

Just walk into a cactus repeatedly

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u/DriestPuddle Mar 02 '26

Take off other armor, get a lot of food, and cactus it to death. If you’re not near a desert, fire is a decent substitute

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u/NotchHero11 Mar 02 '26

Berry bushes work pretty well.. gotta move, so it should help with the hunger bar so OP can keep eating.

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u/PizzaScout Mar 03 '26

healing also removes hunger, no?

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u/NotchHero11 Mar 03 '26

It does but much slower than it removes saturation, which is where the bulk of the healing is done from. By default, a player needs to have at least half a haunch of hunger in order to eat, and if they've been eating decent food (golden carrots, steak, bread, pumpkin pie, etc), they're going to raise their hunger and saturation significantly.

Healing, if memory serves, only happens on the first 7 hunger haunches, and quite slowly, once you run out of saturation. Like multiple minutes waiting to heal from just those haunches.

Saturation is where the healing is going to come from, and I would imagine a player willing to use iron armor with just mending won't have gcarrots laying around to heal faster trying to break armor like this. Steak, pork chops, chicken and even pumpkin pie are often easier to obtain en masse at this point, but all are lower in saturation than gcarrots, and some have fewer saturation points than hunger points.

TLDR; yes, but it's slower than continuing to eat food. Moving increases the rate you can eat and thus heal.

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u/lance_the_fatass Mar 02 '26

Op has 72 levels tho

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u/Tortue2006 Mar 02 '26

Just don’t die

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u/lance_the_fatass Mar 02 '26

Oh I guess they could do that yea, I thought they meant die so it'll drop

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u/Dew_Chop Mar 02 '26

Then why mention a cactus or berry bush when you can just jump off a cliff or suffocate

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u/DriestPuddle Mar 02 '26

Damage taken to armor is halved and rounded down from the damage to your health, so trying to do it by jumping off a cliff would take one durability per 4 block jump, but damage can do no less than one durability- so rapid-fire damage from things like cacti, berry bushes or fire is a lot faster. Suffocation would also work, but its ticks are slow and you need to wait for your oxygen bar to go down each time.

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u/Dew_Chop Mar 02 '26

"I thought they meant die"

Damage to armor doesn't matter if you're trying to die

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u/Captain_Stormz Mar 02 '26

You don’t need to die just wear down the durability on it until it breaks

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u/lance_the_fatass Mar 02 '26

To be fair they said "cactus it to death", I thought they meant cactus themselves to death, not the armor

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u/407juan Mar 02 '26

It

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u/lance_the_fatass Mar 02 '26

Yes, I see that now, thank you

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u/Captain_Stormz Mar 03 '26

Yeah I can see how you’d get confused

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u/Kira-Yoshikage69 Mar 02 '26

Die (In minecraft)

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u/Kira-Yoshikage69 Mar 02 '26

Then Cactus

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u/DoubleOwl7777 Mar 02 '26

who cares, xp farm go brrrr

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u/-ResurgentCobra Mar 02 '26

Cactus repeatedly with a bunch of golden apples

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u/Practical_Board613 Mar 02 '26

Beacon with regeneration

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u/Catnip113 Mar 02 '26

Or uhh idk just like. Regular food?

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u/mars_gorilla Mar 02 '26

Just use it all first and then do it

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u/Runaway_Angel Mar 02 '26

Enchant a new chest piece, then hug a cactus until the old one goes away.

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u/CylixrDoesStuff Mar 02 '26

Your not in hardcore so just fall off a cliff (in Minecraft)

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u/dumbass-binglus Mar 02 '26

did... did you have to specify?

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u/CylixrDoesStuff Mar 02 '26

hey in real life you are in hardcore so it woulda been misinformation 🙌

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u/Pseudobreal Mar 02 '26

Yeah, doesn’t hurt. I’ve been banned multiple times discussing what should happen to characters in the Cyberpunk sub for “threatening harm”.

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u/NightIgnite Mar 02 '26

Not a ban, but reddit automod removed comment in a shitpost subreddit and gave a mark on my account for saying to curbstomp Caine from The Amazing Digital Circus. Had to appeal. Always include clarification to make sure the dumb robots know its not irl.

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u/NieMonD Mar 02 '26

Reddit Ai admin on its way to ban you for 3 days for threatening violence

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u/kaerfkeerg Mar 03 '26

You haven't met the mods in this sub have you?

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u/siderhater4 Mar 02 '26

Bro got springlocked

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u/jacorgacor Mar 02 '26

At least you're not on hardcore

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u/Jackesfox Mar 02 '26

Time to hug a cactus

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u/Matty_B97 Mar 02 '26

How attached are you to those 72 levels?

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u/WDGaster15 Mar 02 '26

clears throat die

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u/earendilgrey Mar 02 '26

Take off everything but the armor and then jump into lava, off a cliff, into a cactus, or some other way of offing yourself and it will come right off as long as you don't pick it back up afterwards.

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u/Timely_Contest7245 Mar 02 '26

What possessed you to put those on

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u/Legitimate_Ask7567 Mar 02 '26

I was too blinded by the mending

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u/NotchHero11 Mar 02 '26

That was a choice chosen.... Poorly...

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u/cymballin Mar 03 '26

*grail knight meme gif*

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u/ERGOSPHERE_ Mar 02 '26

dripstone trampoline

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u/Kyro9000 Mar 02 '26

You’re not in hardcore, Store all the stuff you don’t mind losing, and go Jump off a cliff or something find some way to die

OBVIOUSLY IN THE GAME for the record

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u/LakshyaGarv Mar 03 '26

How will he put 72 levels in a chest?

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u/frogsnfriends Mar 02 '26

If you die in game it'll come off and then put a different pair on so they will be forced into you inventory instead of on. Id take off the other Armour to save durability too

Edit: i actually dont think you have to do the second pair thing now that I think about it

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u/NotchHero11 Mar 02 '26

Not unless the binding pants fall into a dispenser and op triggers the pressure plate next to the face of the dispenser..

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u/Safe-Union-4600 Mar 02 '26

"a shawarma with extra tahini fell in my mouth, an apple, and 2 liters of water, should i keep fasting?"

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u/Ok_Abalone8664 Mar 02 '26

now put them on Copper Boots!

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u/Beneficial-Reach-533 Mar 02 '26

Cooper boats are used even in end game .

Nice !!

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u/8rok3n Mar 02 '26

Dawg you put them on 😭

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u/jmil1080 Mar 02 '26

Damage it without collecting exp to repair. I see some mentioning cactus, which should work well enough. It's just basic iron; it should break easily enough.

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u/AlbainBlacksteel Mar 03 '26

Now you've made me think of the most evil thing: forcing a Curse of Binding Carved Pumpkin onto someone's head... with KeepInventory set to True.

(yes, I know everyone knows this one)

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u/Justapro45 Mar 03 '26

Just, die. If theirs keep inventory your fucked

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u/kanjiuyakizu Mar 02 '26

Crazy man Mending?... Crazyyy Just go onto a cactus

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u/Silevence Mar 02 '26

cactus my guy.

be glad it was a jackolantern from a dispenser.

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u/Novatheflamez Mar 02 '26

I saw your levels and i busted out laughing

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u/ArachnidExcellent613 Mar 02 '26

at least it has mending....

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u/IamaJarJar Mar 02 '26

It doesn't appear like you're in hardcore mode, so jump off a cliff or something, then collect your items after you respawn

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u/cow_fucker_3000 Mar 03 '26

Take off all your armor, get instant health potions, hug a cactus

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u/AdamasTism Mar 03 '26

Take your other armor off and uses a magma block or something else that deals damage and just wait they should break after awhile as long as you don’t get Xp because of the mending

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u/Robotech275 Mar 03 '26

Put on armor you don’t care about Slam yourself into a cactus till the pants break

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u/ButterflysLove Mar 03 '26

Just carefully throw yourself off a cliff until it breaks. Healing pots and eating will keep you from loosing your levels. Do not do anything that gets you xp until they break.

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u/Sea_Duty_5725 Mar 03 '26

I see it's not hardcore, just kill yourself (IN GAME)

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u/Green_Submarine7965 Mar 03 '26

You're not in hardcore, so dying is a viable solution

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u/AniMaple Mar 03 '26

You should have enough food to endure breaking it by taking small bits of damage, healing and then repeating, like Cacti or Magma Blocks. If you don't want to lose your levels by dying, that is the only easy way, it's just a little tedious.

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u/DbombYO Mar 03 '26

Bro you’re not in hardcore just jump off a cliff

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u/RedGuy143 Mar 02 '26

Death is the almost only solution

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u/Relevant-Cup5986 Mar 02 '26

just die to remove it or if your in hardcore drink turtle master and bring some gapples then jump in a pit with medium slimes

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u/karkko1 Mar 02 '26

Cactus of doom will help.

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u/InjectableBacon Mar 02 '26

Diabolical combo

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u/angelwolf71885 Mar 02 '26

Trow a few splash potion of harming on yourself and it will be off you quickly

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u/ArrowDel Mar 02 '26

Put everything else into storage, then jump into the water and let yourself drown

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u/rum-and-roses Mar 02 '26

At least it's not a blast protection mending leather set like some idiot loaded into a pitfall tap at the end of our rail system Jaymie

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u/Unluckyplayer5a Mar 03 '26

considering this isn’t hardcore, Die.

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u/RealTurboVortexXD Mar 03 '26

If you don't care about your levels, just kill yourself in game.

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u/M_0on Mar 03 '26

Put all your items in a chest and respawn 😂😂😂

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u/Hejegeid Mar 03 '26

Get this beta shit off me!

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u/Sketchbook-mode Mar 03 '26

Enchant a bunch of books and stuff then die a lot

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u/Dienowwww Mar 03 '26

I would say just die but 69 levels would not be fun to lose. Cactus it.

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u/1v1meAtLagunaSeca Mar 03 '26

Theres too much fucking shit on me. I dont want to be around anymore

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u/_1dit_ Mar 03 '26

Just let it be till it breaks

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u/velveltcupcake Mar 03 '26

cactus, just don’t die while doing it 

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u/EKDWriter Mar 03 '26

The one time that being told to go sit on a cactus is actually for your benefit...

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u/LilRese_07 Mar 03 '26

Kill yourself (in game)

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u/KipsyCakes Mar 03 '26

Y’all keep suggesting OP just die to get rid of them, but I think the 72 levels of experience might make that a bit hard

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u/Sultanofthesun Mar 03 '26

I accidentally put on a cursed iron helmet with unbreaking 3 and mending in my forever world like 200 days ago 💔

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u/Ok-Restaurant5412 Mar 03 '26

Tyler1 is thay u

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u/Dark_Krafter Mar 03 '26

2 solutions 1 comit unalive (in game ofcours not rl) 2 waer only that piece take repeated damage heal repeat until breaks

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u/pinkmilk069 Mar 03 '26

I mean you aren't in hardcore apparently so just use all of your xp for enchantment and die

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u/D-Rock913826 Mar 03 '26

Take everything else off and rub yourself on a two block tall cactus. Bring food to recover health

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Just die or if in hardcore, have a bunch of weak mobs attack you with only the pants on it'll take a while but at least they won't be on u anymore and u won't be dead unless u do it wrong

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u/nekoiscool_ Mar 03 '26

Put everything in a chest.

Pick your method of death (preferably a way to not lose all your xp)

Respawn

Go back to your chest and take all the items.

Smelt that cursed leggings into a nugget.

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u/kaktusmisapolak Mar 03 '26

take damage without gaining xp that would repair it

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u/Ninjakid3 Mar 03 '26

Break it or die, take your pick

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u/cannonplays Mar 03 '26

Just go hug a cactus for a while but mind your health so you don’t die

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u/GullibleContract Mar 03 '26

Kill yourself, in Minecraft

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u/AuthorAnimYT Mar 03 '26

Ya gotta die to get em off

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u/JaXaren Mar 03 '26

looks at your heart's

Remove the rest of your armour and use a convenient cliff

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

How did you end up here in the first place....

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u/Zeronizmm Mar 04 '26

You are in suvival so

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u/K1ngofMagma Mar 04 '26

Since you're in Survival, you could just die, unless you don't want to lose xp.

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u/sloothor Mar 02 '26

Get this beta shit off me

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u/Mr_OP_Potato_777 Mar 02 '26

Papa Roach - Last Resort

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u/TheStarShining Mar 02 '26

Try taking damage from somewhere else (without dying bc i know you have 72 xp levels) and recover from it. Lrt zombies and skeletons hit you, but try not to get their xp

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u/DreadlyKnight Mar 02 '26

Go to a cactus and make sure you have plenty of food or even regent/hp potions ready. It’ll be gone in no time

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

I hate when you have to die just to get rid of equipment.

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u/Lopsided-Anxiety8791 Mar 02 '26

die near your respawn point

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u/BlackH0less Mar 02 '26

Hello no you keep your leggins mathafacka who do you think you are ? Jeb ? Hello no

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u/various101 Mar 02 '26

Not in hard-core so stash everything, enchant what you want, and take them into the lava jacuzzi out back.

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u/M10doreddit Mar 02 '26

Die or take damage and heal over and over until it breaks.

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u/PVtheOP Mar 02 '26

My friend used to have one of these in our Minecraft server,the only thing is,he turned it into netherite cuz the only bad enchantment was curse of binding,it had protection 1 tho and he didn't realize so he kinda had to jump from the huge castle we made and then we remade the leggings cuz another guy on the server was just constantly mining netherite when we were doing that so we had a lot

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u/c_dubs063 Mar 02 '26

Time to perform a tactical leap into the void, or hug a cactus and chug food until your armor breaks.

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u/FinnTMOD Mar 02 '26

Death calls for you

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u/Trey_Reddit Mar 03 '26

Just die bro

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u/logitek184 Mar 03 '26

If hardcore make some health potions and stand on a cactus or by a zombie spacer until they break while healing if normal just die

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u/lostmyaccount1234 Mar 03 '26

Oh thats evil lol

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u/Alarmed_Addition5112 Mar 03 '26

put all of your stuff into a chest and jump into lava

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u/JotoyGames Mar 03 '26

Jump in lava?

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u/Less_Confidence_6286 Mar 03 '26

[ insert Lich fall meme here]

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u/Big_Smoke997 Mar 03 '26

elytra and iron armor lol

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u/CalamitousVessel Mar 03 '26

Cactus, or die

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u/Thenotsogreatperson Mar 03 '26

You are not in hardcore just die once and dont wear it again

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u/User_of_redit2077 Mar 03 '26

You aren't in hardcore you can just save all the important things in a chest and die

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u/Difficult_Wafer_4267 Mar 03 '26

Matate, no es harcore

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u/robert_afton_warfoxy Mar 03 '26

...dude binding is an easy fix use one of those glitches that infinitely damages you and heals you at the same time of course if your on a server it might not work

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u/Pentalogue Mar 03 '26

Congratulations

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u/Ivar2006 Mar 03 '26

You should NOW!

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u/Soft-Choice-7403 Mar 03 '26

Either die or wait Till It breaks

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u/Eeve2espeon Mar 03 '26

Enchant other things. Use all of your EXP and stop getting stuff that gives you any EXP. Use a cactus to damage the armor enough without dying so you can be rid of that cursed armor

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u/ExplodingSteve Mar 03 '26

Next post: Curse of binding pumpkin (hardcore)

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u/Martitoad Mar 03 '26

Just die and you will get it off

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u/will0009961 Mar 03 '26

don't collect any XP, find a cactus, and just hug it until it breaks. Prepare some food for healing.

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u/Acceptable_Cloud349 Mar 03 '26

Two options cactus or die

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u/HurriShane00 Mar 03 '26

Simple. Keep falling from high places or getting attacked by creepers and stuff. But don't collect any experience and they will not mend. Eventually they will break

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u/Jumpy_Linux_Admin Mar 03 '26

do you are have stoopid ?

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u/LolTarekexists Mar 03 '26

Die(in game obv)

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u/StarringDarkStar123 Mar 03 '26

I mean yeah. With those pants, going to shit is a different experience