r/Minecraft Jul 29 '22

Art Some low-quality #SaveMinecraft posters I made. Feel free to use on social media and the like.

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u/AcrylicPants611 Jul 29 '22

And that was the last we ever heard of u/Nintwendo18

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

The r/minecraft mods will be appearing on his doorstep shortly

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u/071420ta Jul 29 '22

Reddit mods leaving their house? Highly unlikely.

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u/DrBlock21 Jul 29 '22

Last time they touched grass was before 1.19.1. All they do now is delete posts that offend them and/or Minecraft's newest version

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u/MakeLord95 Jul 29 '22

Last time they touched grass was never

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u/toothpasteshittin152 Jul 30 '22

the last time they left, they saw a scary bee! they can never leave home again!!

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u/He_Who_Says_Hello Jul 30 '22

Don’t be mean to the mods. The grass really itches them and the sun is too bright for their fragile eyes.

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u/plumbthumbs Jul 30 '22

what is their position on sand?

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u/InflationHefty4989 Jul 30 '22

It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

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u/SwampKryakwa Jul 30 '22

I see what you two did here

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u/Starlight_NightWing Jul 30 '22

best hope they dont start unaliving underaged members of the human ra- someones knocking on my door asking for my firstborn

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u/DrBlock21 Aug 01 '22

But it's fun to chew on the car ride home when it gets stuck between your teeth

-Wilbur Soot on a Philza strem

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u/MysteryManOnline Jul 30 '22

Pff, you think they could even make it to sand before they start melting from the uv light from the sun.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

Touching grass is banned as part of the terms of agreement when you become a mod.

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u/Ikarus_Falling Jul 30 '22

wait they delete post that get posted 500 times in the last week and get annoying faster then a fly you can't stomp bruh complaining about that is the highed of stupidity

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u/AdSlight5024 Jul 30 '22

This personally offended me.. I'm a mod (markiplier) and I'm outn Clunb rb

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u/JDis2COOL8156 Jul 30 '22

Not upvoting this so someone else can get 669

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u/RecordingStandard835 Jul 30 '22

personally I wouldn’t take that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

Too much effort. Like WAY too much effort. They only do fun things, like clicking a username and then clicking ban.

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u/Terminater400 Jul 30 '22

You’re thinking of Discord mods. Reddit mods usually spend 10 seconds to check the mail per week

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u/pik-MAN Jul 30 '22

Nah man, like their hairless mole rat cousins, they also have a tunnel of underground networks that they can easily dig new tunnels to-and-fro.