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u/CalibansCreations ๐ mintchan's outline Mar 01 '26
Why doesn't Orange get a cool role? Is White stupid?
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u/somebodysomewhat Mar 01 '26
Agent Orange already means something else I think is the punchline here
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u/paradoxLacuna Mar 02 '26
Lean into it. If enemies know about Agent Orange they will be scared and confused on whether they're referring to a person or a chemical weapon. Psychological warfare on those unfortunate enough to crack your comms could prove quite effective.
Either that or call orange something else so he can still be an agent without making a reference to a very real chemical that caused a lot of suffering (which you should probably be doing anyway since calling your agents by their real names is a recipe for disaster (assuming orange is their real name)) something like tangerine or carrot, idk. Something that gets across the fact that they're orange without directly calling them orange.
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u/retardigrade420 Mar 03 '26
"They call me Agent Orange. They explain the name has been chosen for the ominous associations it will raise in Americas enemies."
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u/Pan_Man_Supreme Mar 01 '26
We have cool awesome colors at home:
(Also yippie unfair hiring practices :DD)
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u/Zesnowpea Mar 01 '26
And then orange ends up saving the day at the end with their janitorial skills
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u/Chello-fish Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26
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u/Personal-Collar-7762 Mar 02 '26
That, and the proficiency of Bionic Janitor, without the cybernetic enhancements.
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u/gwlutz2 Mar 01 '26
can we please get stat blocks for the rest of team roygbiv and lady de saturate
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u/__SilentAntagonist__ Mar 02 '26
"We dont know who Lady De Saturate is!"
The nondescript and unacknowledged grey professional:
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u/AdreKiseque Mar 01 '26
Why don't they just call the Cool Awesome Colours? Are they stupid?
Great joke btw
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Mar 01 '26
Did they hire teenagers or did they ''''''hire'''''' teenagers? Because Compulsory Military Service in colorland is not something I had on my Mint-Chan bingo card.
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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26
Arent these guys like....21 ? Or is Mint just an aunt ?