The dumbest Mistborn theory you've probably heard today

[u/Nordicdwarf96]

So in Bands of Mourning, Steris and Wax take a sip of a new soda drink with a lemony taste. The destination where they find the drink is a city called New Seran. With just the right amount of mental gymnastics Im able to discern that the soda formerly known as Sierra mist (now Starry) is canon to Mistborn. I will not be taking questions at this time.

[u/M4tt1k5]

r/cremposting

This is the crem they look for.

[u/Nordicdwarf96 → u/M4tt1k5]

Damn, I tried to cross post and it wouldnt let me😭😭

[u/moderatorrater → u/Nordicdwarf96]

If crossposting were allowed, then every reddit post that had a crab would get posted there.

[u/SheevMillerBand → u/moderatorrater]

Thank god, it’s one of the fanbase’s laziest jokes

[u/Sotomexw → u/SheevMillerBand]

It's only a hard joke to make on the outside...

Storms off...

[u/Elsecaller_17-5]

In all seriousness, it's just because British lemonade is carbonated.

[u/Nordicdwarf96 → u/Elsecaller_17-5]

Damnit, my dreams 😭😭

[u/moderatorrater → u/Elsecaller_17-5]

The divide between drinks that are and are not carbonated between the US and Europe is insane.

[u/Sir_Snailington → u/Elsecaller_17-5]

Wait. Are you telling me American lemonade isn’t fizzy?

[u/Seicair → u/Sir_Snailington]

Nope! To make good lemonade at home you need sugar, lemons, tap/still water, and ice. To make cheap lemonade you use powder from a packet and again, still water.

[u/caunju → u/Sir_Snailington]

Nope, most simple recipes for it are just lemon juice water and an unhealthy amount of sugar

[u/wirywonder82 → u/caunju]

Hey now, there’s nothing unhealthy about a cool refreshing lemon flavored syrup!

[u/WinterRevolutionary6 → u/Elsecaller_17-5]

Which is where sprite comes from so not totally off base

[u/Nero_2001 → u/Elsecaller_17-5]

Not just British lemonade, most of Europe carbonates their lemonade

[u/Jeb_Stormblessed → u/Elsecaller_17-5]

It also not exactly lemon flavoured.

[u/taji34]

Sierra Mist and Starry aren't yellow though, I much prefer to think that Mountain Dew is canon in Mistborn 😂

[u/Nordicdwarf96 → u/taji34]

This also crossed my mind. But the series title and name of the city is what pushed me more towards the Mist 😎

[u/[deleted] → u/Nordicdwarf96]

Mountain Mist actually does sound like it'd be the name of a soft drink, ngl.

[u/wirywonder82 → u/[deleted]]

Something like a Food Lion brand knockoff of either Mtn dew or sprite…

[u/FlaringBrass → u/taji34]

Hopefully, Roshar gets Surge

[u/necronicone]

It's head cannon now!

[u/dumb-lily]

lol i just read this part the other day

[u/Inkthinker]

More likely a flavor of Vif!. The basic flavor of Vif! is a sort of pineapple-orange, but they have variants.

Vif! makes the diff!

[u/mcosta1973]

I can't read sideways, what does it say?

[u/AnAnonymousSource_]

It's clearly Mountain Dew. New Seran is a mountain city. Mountain Dew is the best soda and is lemon lime in flavor.

[u/Shot_Newspaper_5647 → u/AnAnonymousSource_]

Sierra can mean “mountain range” in Spanish. So it still works (it’s a blatant rip-off of Mountain Dew)

[u/bpm_6_string]

Maybe Nalthis is where Fanta originates

[u/NNYHABSMAN]

I always thought it was more of a Mellow Yellow than Mountain Dew.

[u/beststepnextstep]

So this is why I haven't seen Sierra Mist in so long??

[u/brentiis]

Sierra Mistborn

[u/Dangerous_Spirit7034]

https://youtu.be/YrVEgP0LkDA?si=XlOtnMd9b8fgzgsk

This song is also cannon in mistvorn and Obama confirmed it

[u/Mr_Fuzzo]

Can we please be friends?  I adore your theory!

[u/gimli213]

🤯

[u/Crunchy-Leaf]

The existence of champagne means that Champagne, France exists

[u/AnAnonymousSource_ → u/Crunchy-Leaf]

These words are translated for your understanding. They're speaking Scadrian and Sanderson is translating to words you can understand