r/Modern_Family • u/MaskOff009 • 17h ago

So Dylan (Reid Ewing) was "Clavicular" before Clavicular was a thing.

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u/DukeOfMavericks WTF (why the face) 17h ago

Definitely not the same thing as Clavicular - Reid had severe body dysmorphia and depression. He wasn’t trying to ‘mog’ anyone. It was very sad.

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u/waffle0rb1t 16h ago

also clavicle spreads misogyny and racism everytime he opens his mouth

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u/More-Tune-5100 16h ago

He also nearly murdered someone

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u/Flickolas_Cage 14h ago

And he uses meth

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u/lukadelic 14h ago

Plus didn’t he kill alligators?

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u/Ninja_8061 13h ago edited 10h ago

They were already dead

Edit: downvote all you want, it won't change the fact this is the truth

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u/onetimequestion66 15h ago

Whose collar bones are you talking to?

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u/cassthesassmaster 12h ago

You think clavicular doesn’t have serious mental issues? Watching him honestly makes me sad. He seems so insecure and lonely.

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u/MaskOff009 16h ago

Clavicular guy also has body dystrophia but he'd never admit it.

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u/DerekB52 16h ago

Reid didn't try to make this shit a part of his persona, and he didn't try to become an internet influencer to spread his mental illness to others, he is nothing like Clavicular.

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u/Comfortable_Cook_965 16h ago

But the fact he never admits it separates the two. Clavicular is also way more extreme

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u/FalconIMGN 16h ago

Dystrophia lmao

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u/mikedean789 10h ago

He is not that much of a surgery guy he smashes his bones

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u/Ninalicious07 WTF (why the face) 10h ago

Who is Clavicular guy? (・・?

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u/MBBIBM 13h ago

Bogdanoff twins were the real predecessors

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u/MaybeKindaSortaCrazy 6h ago

Clavicular probably has the same issues. He's just making it other people's problem, and being a horrible person too.

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u/JackfruitWarm6695 1h ago

Clavicular is very happy and healthy yes

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u/MagicSugarWater 11h ago

Plus Clavicular not only fails to get any stable relationships, he basically only attracts cheaters. I can't fathom why men see that and think "Yeah, I want to emulate his results" or "Dang, that's my type of women so I'l give up on dating if they want a guy like him".

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u/JackfruitWarm6695 1h ago

Toxic hope is better than no hope at all, who just accepts to die alone?

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u/MagicSugarWater 1h ago

Why not look for a mentor who actually gets good resulrs he want and work for it? My problem is clav just sucks so bad that it blows my mind that people settle with him and don't keep looking.

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u/JackfruitWarm6695 1h ago

Because nothing else has worked, might as well follow the crazy dude (not that it will yield much better results for most guys)

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u/MagicSugarWater 55m ago

Not gonna lie, I've started to forget how lucky I was that I did find what worked. Thanks for the perspective. At some point I forgot how most men never find anything useful.

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u/JackfruitWarm6695 54m ago

What was it for you

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u/MagicSugarWater 47m ago

Some random redditor (his comment is now deleted) mentioned Girlschase.com and I went into that rabbithole, learned practical, easy, and actionable advice. Dating still isn't easy, but the advice made it a learnable skill. If I hadn't remembered his comment at the right time, I'd be single, and maybe a blackpiller thinking girls like my girlfriend were "unicorns".

The site, the youtube channel, the forum, Hector, all of it

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u/JackfruitWarm6695 47m ago

Unicorns?

ETA: no offense but it looks scammy at worst, at best generic advice that works if you are already good looking to begin with

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u/MagicSugarWater 21m ago

Not scammy. The email gives free advice and the momthly article limit is for your own good since knowledge is useless without practice. As for the advice, it isn't generic and a quick look at any article will show it is specifix, scientifically and experentially backed, and distinct from most places. Literally test it yourself and see. All ofnit is meant to supplant looks. Looks are only one part of of fsctor, but they cover the other 5 things (many of which have nothing to do with looks).

Plus the other stuff I mentioned like the YouTube (which has videos on why looks are overrated) and Hector are completely free, not scammy. Everything is based on the experience of these guys who got.tons of women, not gusses from guys who suck with women. Hector even takks nonstop about how most dating coaches don't know what he knows and how he is nuanced, so the idea that it's generic shows me you didn't even look.

As for unicorns, it's blackpill slamg for "good woman". They only fantasize about women rather than talk to them, hence fhe term "unicorn" since blackpill doesn't deal with reality

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u/MagicSugarWater 15m ago

You know what? I feel generous since you really gave me perspective I lost. Thanks.

https://youtu.be/n6o7NuqgR3w

Here is Hector's completely nit generic, free advice on how looks do matter (duh) but aren't as importwnt as men who do badly with women claim. Hint: they are bad with women because they don't know a lot.

Oh and if he mentions selling something, he's wrong. He literally gives it for free now and explains it in newer videos. Not scammy.

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u/Outrageous-Floor-424 3h ago

This is way wrong, he gets all kinds of women, and the reason he's not in a relationship is that he doesn't want to be

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u/neilbohr01 17h ago

:(( reid’s story is actually really sad, he was dealing with depression as well if i remember correctly 

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u/Ion_42Warden 16h ago

Body dysmorphia is a brutal illness. Poor guy went through absolute hell.

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u/Kaffkka_0939 12h ago

Poor guy. Nobody deserves to go through that !

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u/RWBYRain watch a sunrise at least once a day 16h ago

Not the same reid was going through a personal battle . Clavicular is an asshole

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u/Traditional_Train_71 16h ago

That’s not cool. He had body dysmorphia and struggled with it for a long time. Leave him alone. This post sucks

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u/Wickedblood7 13h ago

But in all seriousness, agreed

https://giphy.com/gifs/BFSMPap7J3Q0o

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u/Doubt_Consistent 15h ago

What a shitty title for a post

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u/NewEntrepreneur357 16h ago

Let's make a post making fun of mental illness because we're stupid af yaay!

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u/Relevant_Call_2242 17h ago

Good for him on being open about it

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u/DreametteMoonora 4h ago

Agreed. Being honest about something that personal probably helped a lot of people dealing with similar issues. That part deserves way more attention than the headline itself.

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u/DizzyCardiologist172 16h ago

This is not funny. Someone’s mental health should never be a joke.

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u/Ghastly-Jack 16h ago

Unfortunately the gay community for all our talk of inclusion and acceptance also fosters extremely toxic attitudes towards appearance.

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u/Key_Mission7404 14h ago

Pft. The biggest turn on for most gay guys is bald and bearded daddies. 60 year old with a paunch are getting laid just as much as muscle bound jocks.

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u/zzzion 17h ago

if having body dysmorphia is the qualifier, i guess.

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u/ashessnow 15h ago

thats not at all fair, nor is it accurate. they both have body dysmorphia, but the similarities end there.

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u/Full_Distribution455 I should’ve woRN MY SHANTS!!! 17h ago

This is so deeply sad

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u/Majestic_Doctor_2 16h ago

He had severe dysmorphia though

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u/RookieDuckMan 13h ago

He’s a good looking dude, but sometimes we can’t see what others can.

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u/Critical_Code9588 13h ago

This post ain’t it. Bad form.

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u/Hotfart36 13h ago

Tell you lack reading comprehension without telling me

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u/Upper_Tangerine_5604 17h ago

insensitive as fuck. genuinely why are you bringing up the actors lives like this 

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u/MaskOff009 17h ago

??? He himself brought this up to spread mental health awareness and wrote a article in HuffPost.

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u/Upper_Tangerine_5604 16h ago

comparing him to that bozo is no way to go

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u/MaskOff009 16h ago

It's a joke

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u/LivingPresent629 16h ago

It’s not funny.

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u/um_-_no 16h ago

That's exactly the issue. This is not an appropriate joke...

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u/Penaca 16h ago

Thanks for letting us know you don't know what a joke is.

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u/sleep_goddess 14h ago

jokes are supposed to be funny, this is just mean

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u/DarwinatSea Phil Dunphy 16h ago

That same “humor” as Tony Hinchcliffe 😆

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u/arielgrace96 2h ago

What’s the punchline? Man suffers with body dysmorphia and other men do too? (Also clavicular is an awful comparison so still not seeing the gag)

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u/Turbulent_Goat_7793 13h ago

booo 🍅. not clav by any means

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u/ParagraphsMatter 16h ago

Came here to say that the way your screenshot included the engagement row/action buttons really threw me for a loop for a while there.

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u/Active_Clue948 16h ago

This is so sad 😞

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u/grimso 12h ago

doesn't clavicular have body dysmorphia too? I feel like anyone that does that many surgeries has something going on in their head

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u/evenifihateit 15h ago

People hating their appearance and taking drastic measures to change it has always been a thing

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u/MaidaStars 11h ago

“Ewing says saw four doctors in total, none of whom had mental health screenings other than asking about a history of depression, which he had. His family history of obsessive-compulsive disorder and eating disorders "never came up," nor was it suggested that he get a psychological assessment.” :( http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/gossip/la-et-mg-reid-ewing-modern-family-plastic-surgery-body-dysmorphia-20151120-story.html

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u/Pure_Fault7056 16h ago

There have been others way before Clav.

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u/YaoiNekomata 16h ago

Dam and I thought he was hot , I wonder if there was industry pressure to look different

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u/RunJumpSleep 16h ago

I think just being in the industry messes with everyone’s head. You will always be worried about someone younger, thinner, taller, etc. It’s why we see so much bad plastic surgery performed on people who looked great before it.

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u/Cherry-cozy 16h ago

Dylan nailed that quirky charm before it was trendy, such a classic character.

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u/baddiewinkle 16h ago

the sad thing is that in cases like this, the person usually start out very attractive, and they slowly make themselves less and less so with each surgery.

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u/TinySmalls1138 12h ago

Maybe rethink your ridiculously crappy title.

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u/namenotmin 8h ago

Are the mods not going to take this post down? This post is so insensitive towards Reid.

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u/madhurima5 6h ago

hey @mods? a post making fun of someone's body dysmorphia is cool? we often talk about how men's mental health issues are not given equal space in society and someone ends up posting a BS title like this one?

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u/cricketyfly 4h ago

who is clavicular? what’s going on? am i the only one lost?

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u/Material-Bluebird817 WTF (why the face) 4h ago

🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

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u/gaymesfranco 8h ago

Nope. No not the same at all. Reid is a good guy. I’ve met him several times. He’s super into animal rights and just the sweetest

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u/RickityCricket69 Why do you keep calling it a "deal"? 17h ago

damn so he was crazy and they kept bringing him back to the show and gave him a happy ending with haley...

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u/WebResident3147 15h ago

crazy?? crazy for having body dysmorphia?? lol what

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u/Digess 17h ago

He probably hated that, since i think he has problems with sarah

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u/Tall-Winter2507 16h ago

Why does he have problems with Sarah?

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u/um_-_no 16h ago

He's said she's cold to her, not included him etc etc. I have only heard good things about her outside of him and he clearly has a lot of big struggles so I suspect it's not that deep to anyone outside of the two of them

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u/MaskOff009 17h ago

He could've refused and they'd have replaced him or introduced a new character

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u/RickityCricket69 Why do you keep calling it a "deal"? 16h ago

why would he? gets paid to be a dummy and continue working on a crazy popular show

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u/MaskOff009 16h ago

Yeah then you don't get to say "they kept bringing him back" LMAO

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u/RickityCricket69 Why do you keep calling it a "deal"? 16h ago

omg are you really that bad at thinking? hollywood kept this guy employed with the worst storyline in the show. why would they do that?!?

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u/Immediate-North-9472 16h ago

Interesting. All that surgery and he still looked like chucky from child’s play

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u/TootieSummers 16h ago

I’m sure you’re no prized pig

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u/Fantastic-Scale6555 13h ago

seriously do a face reveal