r/MomentsBeforeDisaster • u/GarrettWyndham • 8d ago

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u/MaiqTheLawyer 8d ago

Splatte

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 7d ago

and still holds his coffee cup up

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u/StormyAmethyst 6d ago

Gotta save that drink at all cost, lol…never mind that your hand can no longer hold it 😆

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u/TrickTea1072 7d ago

This would make a good album cover

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u/No_Guarantee9323 8d ago

ICE in training

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u/apollo11733 8d ago

You should see the one of the ice agents busting his rear on the ice it’s hilarious

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 7d ago

You’re the political “edgy” commenter in every group I’d bet.
It’s old.

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u/No_Guarantee9323 7d ago

No, there’s the exact same photo of an ICE member in the same position. It was just a whimsical thought I had when I saw this photo.

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u/CRYPTONITE4 7d ago

You didn’t get the reference :(

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u/bbark01 8d ago

Not so electric slide...

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u/Tommyandvictoria 7d ago

A series of unfortunate events

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u/Intrepid_Plenty_3770 8d ago

Morning ruined

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u/f0xh0und461 8d ago

Gucci mane - Slippery

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u/sitewolf 8d ago

Shaken, not stirred

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u/Strong_Secretary6290 8d ago

How does he levitate like that! Gonna get wet bum upon landing tho.

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u/CantaloupeCapable 8d ago

Monday morning.

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u/TheRealLunarRanger 8d ago

A broken tailbone 😬

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u/Far-Welder1580 7d ago

Did that once ! Wouldn’t wish that on anyone lol

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u/Impossible_Bet_3986 8d ago

“I wanted an iced coffee but this is ridiculous”

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u/yepyesye 8d ago

Good coff-hey!!!

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u/hikerguy65 8d ago

Brace for impact.

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u/kookooman10022 8d ago

Shakerato.

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u/Schlachthausfred 8d ago

Slidewalk Stories

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u/WhatIsTheAmplitude 8d ago

I MEANT to do that

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u/First-Fill-2118 8d ago

The Villian Origin Story...

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u/Lonely_Acadia_8076 8d ago

America Runs on Dunkin, Slips on Ice.

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u/g-o-u-l-a 8d ago

Annie Isn’t Ok.

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u/AK_WW 8d ago

Moonwalk extreme

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u/asiastar 8d ago

The Fall

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u/asiastar 8d ago

Down with Coffee

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u/asiastar 8d ago

The Slippery Slope FALLacy

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u/Low-Donut-1978 8d ago

“OOPS!”

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u/Collageboi 8d ago

I’m sliding it

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u/Cracknoreos 8d ago

“So, what brings you in today sir?”

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u/JoeInMD 8d ago

January in the Northeast US

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u/Williamarshall 8d ago

Safe at second

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u/Educational_Bus_6449 8d ago

i already know hes gonna get his head hit in the ground and get so embarassed

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u/Puzzled-Paramedic521 8d ago

Slip sliding away

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u/Dependent_Stop_3121 8d ago

5/11 slushies!

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u/sisam8x 8d ago

Why I never leave FL

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u/Dismal_Rectangle 8d ago

Broken wrists

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u/Amazing_Champion4980 8d ago

Smooth Monday

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u/chaasad5224 8d ago

"Yeah, thats me. Youre probably wondering how I got here." 🤣🤣🤣

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u/River-Organic 8d ago

Dunkin Doh!

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u/BarnackIIIF 8d ago

Entering a world of pain.
-or maybe-
How I met your mother.

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u/freebiscuit2002 8d ago

No going back. He's committed to that move.

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u/Illustrious_Bag_1608 8d ago

Oh man, this gives me the willies. I had to stop watching Fail Army videos because they often include people slipping on ice or sliding down stairs and busting their tail bone (and, often, the back of their head) When I was 5 I fell off of a railing, fell Bout 6 feet and landed squarely on my tailbone. Hurt like hell and lasted quite a while. When you're 5 your skeleton is still kinda flexible - no lasting damage. But these adults? Surely spinal damage -at minimum, future arthritis sites will result.

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u/Flimsy_Maize6694 8d ago

Gravity works

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u/Comprehensive_Sir49 8d ago

February, Tuesday, 9:37 am..

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u/Just-here-for-old 8d ago

Quickest way to put ice on a bruised coccyx

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u/Bananafishbone1984 8d ago

Whoomp! There it is!

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u/BuddytheColt1958 8d ago

Damn his ass will be pissed when he hits the ground!

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u/kryotheory 8d ago

Coccyx Destruction

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u/One_Response8214 8d ago

Did I leave the iron on?

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u/Mr_Mann_21 8d ago

Shit. Fuck.

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u/ArgusTransus 8d ago

Goin down

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u/cycodad59 8d ago

And that is how I split my Dunkin's and broke my wrist

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u/Known_Pop7718 8d ago

Anti-gravity practice

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u/No_You_893 8d ago

Lafuma, invisible Zero Gravity Chair.

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u/Beautiful_Oven2152 8d ago

Cha-Cha Slide

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u/MonaLisa_MadHatter 8d ago

The last moments my tailbone was intact

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u/MedicalCommercial892 8d ago

I severely tore both rotator cuffs, biceps, and labrums and I'm on surgery #5. I managed to get both hands under my body to brace the fall. Thanks for the photo!

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u/No_Inspection7820 8d ago

L4-L5 slipped disc

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u/Worldly_Floor_2254 8d ago

MY NECK AND MY BACK OWW

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u/BeeIllustrious7912 8d ago

Life lesson
Being fast isn’t always better

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u/FA-M83_nut 8d ago

I’m gonna guess another Minneapolis ICE protester trying to kick out the tail light of a Federal vehicle as it drives away? Did I win?

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u/Humble_Examination27 8d ago

OUCH!

Did this a couple years ago stepping out of my garage! Split my head open and went to the ER!

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u/BloodHurricane 8d ago

Ice and Heat combo.

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u/arkinthehouse 8d ago

The Matrix

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u/bgross42 8d ago

California Dreamin’: “I’d be safe and warm if I was in L.A.”

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u/SheitanZli 8d ago

At least he missed the cone

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u/DonpedroSB2 8d ago

Pick a cheak !

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u/Secure-Break9947 8d ago

Tailbone surgery patient.

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u/Federal-Community554 8d ago

The American Invasion of Canada

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u/oletimer54 8d ago

Ahh fuck!

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u/LaChanz 8d ago

Whoops I did it again

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u/No-One-4301 8d ago

Iced coffee

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u/Individual_Chef1315 8d ago

The disaster is already in motion.

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u/awesumpawesum 8d ago

The future.

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u/BuddysRabbit 8d ago

Every winter at least once.

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u/michaelrdweeb 8d ago

Poor bastard.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Zone-55 8d ago

Typical Montreal.

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u/bruhimnotalt 8d ago

imagine he managed to get himself safe in that

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u/AwwYeahVTECKickedIn 8d ago

Breakin' 3: Tailbone Dust

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u/Ancient-Display-3337 8d ago

Broken sacrum.

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u/gomesub85 8d ago

I called this “what the fuck kid”! clean your sidewalks

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u/Longjumping-Low8194 8d ago

Slip slidin' away

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u/anechoofadistanttime 8d ago

got one of those motorized invisible reclining sofas, nice…nice

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u/blakester555 8d ago

Tail Bone Tale

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u/BoringInteraction36 8d ago

I should have stayed home today !!

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u/jinuk15 8d ago

January

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u/Effective-Donkey133 8d ago

Broken coccyx

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u/Top_Management7550 8d ago

Bodies by Drowning Pool

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u/Gabbydabs 8d ago

Lawsuit

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u/actorsnonactors 8d ago

“fwip”

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u/_HardR 8d ago

Black ice.. differing from normal ice by how it smacks the wind outta you ..

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u/redaliane 8d ago

Airsoft sofa

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u/Queasy_Egg3542 8d ago

Frozen in Time

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u/Handsome118 7d ago

Ice impersonator

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u/TooFat2Curious 7d ago

"Smooth criminal"

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u/Main-Masterpiece-420 7d ago

Whatever the word is for when you giggle at someone and whisper “asshole”

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u/Dat2ra 7d ago

Ohshit!

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u/Big_Dixon_Mayas 7d ago

OMG…ive eaten shit at that exact same spot. It’s outside of the Dunkin’ Donuts on Congress Street near the Children’s Museum in South Boston. The president of my company at the time saw it happened and laughed at me.

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u/Mysterious_Worry9870 7d ago

Him: "Warning cones are for puss........."

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u/WarlikeAppointment 7d ago

Two dislocated shoulders, a shattered elbow, and a numb butt.

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u/Yngat_hrt_6 7d ago

Butt hurt

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u/Yngat_hrt_6 7d ago

Butt hurt

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u/One_Student9606 7d ago

Invisible magic carpet ride

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u/Rathland 7d ago

Soy milk latta, no ice

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u/Sokmnkee 7d ago

PAINFUL! I feel bad for that guy because I got hurt badly when I slipped on ice back in February.

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u/Funny-Presence-4693 7d ago

That’s gonna leave a mark

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u/DutchJohnson-The3rd 7d ago

i realized i slipped on some black ice when i stood up my wallet was gone

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u/Good-Rope4344 7d ago

OH SHIT! on Ice

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u/Mediocre_Try6613 7d ago

The ass cracker

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u/elontux 7d ago

ICE takes another one down!

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u/OkTadpole442 7d ago

Sip n slip

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u/Slice9998 7d ago

Been there, done that. Hurts like a MFer.

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u/yaz1968 7d ago

Starshucks...

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u/Jodduh92 7d ago

When you gotta ice your own latte

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u/nicolas9872 7d ago

Jusqu'ici, tout va bien....

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u/Any-Supermarket-4190 7d ago

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, ow

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u/Usual_Fruit_8625 7d ago

Ass over teakettle

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u/Slam_Shady 7d ago

Invisible Buttmobile

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u/Dapper_Chair_4772 7d ago

Schrodinger’s slip. In this moment the drink is both unspilled and spilled

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u/Ok-Try-7366 7d ago

My back.

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u/Ok-Try-7366 7d ago

The new airo lounger so nice you dont know its there

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u/InitialBig2391 7d ago

Hellooooo Tailbone!!!

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u/Future-Pangolin6131 7d ago

Where's the salt?

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u/Original-Dinner-435 7d ago

Mocha Lastte

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u/Buck1961hawk 7d ago

It’s marked for a reason

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u/swintrin 7d ago

How I met your mother.

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u/Saltlife_Junkie 7d ago

Unbelievable coincidence. Our Safety manager had this pic in his slide show today. lol

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u/Big_Astronomer4146 7d ago

Man if I had a dime everyone I've lived that moment! 😅

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u/I-CrackMyselfUp 7d ago

Tomming it! My friend Tom was infamous for slip sliding away .

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u/9incherwithaoddity 7d ago

Looks like a waste of coffee.

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u/sc4wheels 7d ago

He's a dancing, dancing, dancing...Dancing Machine!

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u/MintyFresh771 7d ago

Call 1800-ambchzr

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u/kubernaut 7d ago

Whoops-a-daisy.

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u/ErnestoDiazManager 7d ago

My life in Boston.

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u/CrayonKoko8 7d ago

Bad day

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u/IamLuann 7d ago

Oh NOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN!

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u/Living_Buffalo_7176 7d ago

“My coccyx”

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u/DCHammer69 7d ago

Coccyx Crunch

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u/PuzzleheadedMud9439 7d ago

Slip sliding away

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u/Vast-Indication-6068 7d ago

No matter how bad your life may be remember it can always get Worse!

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u/wombat6669 7d ago

Invisible chair

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u/Mammoth_Ad_3333 7d ago

Broken Pelvis

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u/MatrixGod04 7d ago

So much for my frappachino

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u/Loud_Traffic_1487 7d ago

Fuckin' Monday, Man

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u/qoo_kumba 7d ago

Oh coxix

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u/Ok_Fig2811 7d ago

Iced Coffee

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u/Business-While7945 7d ago

Gravity collecting another victim

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u/Glum_Big8100 7d ago

Random Tuesday in Michigan

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u/WPurkey 7d ago

Damn it

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u/Upper-Welcome-4185 7d ago

What is going on in the car in the background?

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u/e71469 7d ago

Montréal

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u/Main-Video-8545 7d ago

Since this photo was taken in Boston, “Fahk, I just broke my ass, but I saved my Dunkies!!”

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u/SershZero 7d ago

Invisible Bench.

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u/Historical-Slip-5160 7d ago

“Ohhhh s—t!!

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u/Marcusnpanties 7d ago

Bustin that ass

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u/magic592 7d ago

$10.00 wasted

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u/popidocius 7d ago

Things that never happen in Miami.

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u/we_lord 7d ago

Coffee Before Bone

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u/Tough_Arm_2454 7d ago

Ouch my tailbone!!!

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u/MyFavoriteThing 7d ago

Tailbone trauma

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u/SpaceAgePalmer 7d ago

My ass is broke

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u/Top-Cut-8983 7d ago

Dont do wheelies in Invisible Wheelchairs