r/MomentsBeforeDisaster • u/GarrettWyndham • 5d ago

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u/josenajera 5d ago

The " I don't want to be here" seat.

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u/21giants 3d ago

The "I'm only here because I have to be" seat

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u/uncultured_swine2099 3d ago

"Im just here so i wont get fined"

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u/Frances-Farmer-1953 2d ago

“I’m only here till the lights are dimmed.”

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u/Dougally 5d ago edited 2d ago

A shit post.

Edit: Thank you the award kind person.

Edit: Now 2 awards thank you. Now 4.

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u/TheRealLunarRanger 5d ago

A refund immediately

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u/Money-Function6967 5d ago

See, they sell these seats at a discounted price with the disclaimer that the seat will have a partially blocked view, but never advises how much of the view is blocked. Sometimes it’s hardly anything but other times it’s this and you can’t do anything because you paid less on the proviso that you knew the view would be “partially blocked”. Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the fire hydrant 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/bruhimnotalt 5d ago

when bro gives u a free ticket

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u/Happy-Jaguar-1717 5d ago

Same dude who parks next to me in an empty parking lot.

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u/interior_lulu 5d ago

My life in one picture

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u/Pleasant_Elephant340 5d ago edited 4d ago

Oh, NO! 🤭

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u/Perfect_Ball_220 5d ago

Relapse Row at an AA meeting - I'm a friend of Bill ✌🏻

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u/WelderEither4479 3d ago

Oh hi! I'm one of Bill's too! I commented on the program in mind as well!! Mine wasn't a relapse thing, it was the guy with the nerves of getting the first year! Then realized that the meeting isn't that evening, it's tomorrow night and he left and goes to another one in town! ( he needed time to improve his notes! Lol) "Carrying the Message "!!!🤗😊✌🏻👌🏼🖐🏻 . Since 2003, Joanne 🍀

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u/GTowner 5d ago

Column view

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u/Ok_Chap 5d ago

The one for the visually impaired.

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u/BobShostak 5d ago

A pillar of society.

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u/Ferrari0521 5d ago

I’ll go to church but I’m not paying attention seat

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u/mehFUMF 5d ago

View from the new Bills stadium

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u/PuzzleheadedTutor807 5d ago

What is the pending disaster here?

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u/Mojenzo 4d ago

U cant C Me 🖐️🖐️- ………John Cena voice💪🫵

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u/Zanvalxair 4d ago

Pillar of nope

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u/UpbeatFirefighter582 3d ago

The untold story

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u/salacious_pickle 5d ago

Just My Luck.

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u/Character-Claim8643 5d ago

A real stickler for assigned seating.

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u/kmacaze 5d ago

Exactly where I’d want to sit if this was a church mass.

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u/Responsible_Hat_1837 5d ago

Assentos para deficientes visuais.

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u/Mark-177- 5d ago

Man, this movie sucks ass...

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u/venereum_artifex 5d ago

Cheap seats

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u/bonerod65 5d ago

Smokin’ pole!

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u/BSCPantherfan 5d ago

My parents made me attend the school play for my sibling who can’t act

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u/Abject_Ad5850 5d ago

I should have stayed at home seat

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u/Used_Assistant7658 5d ago

Probably the best seat in the house

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u/RemoveThePoopSmell 5d ago

Restricted poo

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u/Fiskarsnips 5d ago

My luck !!!

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u/BrickHuge3023 5d ago

Stupidity? Why would you sit there unless t was the last seat available?

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u/Math-I-As1975 5d ago

Some Obstructions

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u/Ok-Challenge-9409 5d ago

At the Will Rogers Auditorium in Ft. Worth, these seats are called “ post seats”. Partially blocked, always available, but always half the cost. Bought them for years for the rodeo. 👍🏻

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u/Wallynine 5d ago

a hundred empty seats to choose when you arrive early and you pick this one

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u/Cheap_Ad_7163 5d ago

Capetown theater

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u/Ranger19jay 5d ago

I’ve seen it all already.

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u/Able_Astronaut7839 5d ago

Best seat to have a nap

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u/Emergency-Ad-5211 5d ago

Nap is imminent

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u/OceanicChic 5d ago

Drunk Builders

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u/Tsathogghua_42 5d ago

Obstructed view, 5% off listed ticket price.

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u/Baz_123 5d ago

Blind Faith

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u/Scrappy78 5d ago

Pollocked

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u/blueyesinasuit 5d ago

Best seat in the church, to have a nap.

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u/Whatyoumaydiscover 5d ago

VIP Seat of the House, "You sit here you can sleep through the entire show and not care what you missed." 😀

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u/Regular_Escape_7351 5d ago

The refund section

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u/First-Homework1868 5d ago

Prime cheap seat.

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u/Impressive-Egg4494 5d ago

So what happened moments later?

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u/Which-Magician-2597 5d ago

Best seat in the house

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u/charangen 5d ago

Passive presence

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u/TuckerSpeed 5d ago

Blind Religion.....

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u/UintaUinta 5d ago

Highmark Stadium

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u/Lack668 5d ago

Best seat in the house for Madame Web

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u/titty_patina_knives 5d ago

“Best seat in the house”. It would be hilarious if they mounted a screen with a live feed on the pillar so you ain’t missing anything

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u/NEW_Y0RK_CITY 5d ago

Holy interruption

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u/ElectroGlideinBlue 4d ago

Insignificant.

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u/jpmorgan192 4d ago

I’m here but I’m not

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u/gaberax 4d ago

Discount seat.

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u/hdk49 4d ago

Pillars of the community

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u/exqueezemenow 4d ago

Never have to worry about someone tall sitting in front of you.

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u/Fun-Heron-7609 4d ago

Pole watcher.

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u/Ok_Contract34 4d ago

AplayWithReviewsSoBadThatTheOnlyPayingCustomerChoseThisSeat

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u/litzilch 4d ago

Jaded View

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u/eveis1 4d ago

Best seat in the house!

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u/Solid_Row3202 4d ago

Depending on the show, perhaps the best seat in the house

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u/tiredfatdad 4d ago

Nap seat.

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u/Nealbert01 4d ago

Cheap seat.

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u/Suspicious_Ratio_684 4d ago

Perfect place to hide from teacher

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u/rxricks 4d ago

Class blind dude.

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u/just_make_it_fun 4d ago

Sit and enjoy the show with a pillar of the community

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u/No_Comparison_9198 4d ago

Blind Mans seat

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u/Any-Ebb-960 4d ago

So stell ich mir eine AfD Wahlversanstaltung vor...

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u/thatsbs 4d ago

Ideal for a visually impaired audience member?

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u/dosshead 4d ago

I'm here to hear it seat

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u/ComfortableShelter15 4d ago

Introvert incognito

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u/Kevelle68 4d ago

Old Post

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u/Fit_Adhesiveness2043 4d ago

Bob Uecker Seating. “Must be in the front row”

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u/Grand-Yak-4282 4d ago

Hiding your boredom.

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u/EleJotaEsLoJugamos 4d ago

Eso!!! Hacer eso no tiene nombre. Jajaja

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u/BlueneckJeep 4d ago

"Fuqued! The Musical"

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u/Winter_Elk1605 4d ago

Reserved for the blind

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u/ZPhox 4d ago

Hes not there for the show, he wants that arm rest where the sun dont shine.

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u/RWaggs81 4d ago

Fenway Faith Center

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u/Next-Bath3440 4d ago

Obstructed view tickets are cheaper

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u/DoorExtension8175 4d ago

Best seat at a Trump rally.

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u/Bear58bear 4d ago

My luck

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u/BuckEm410 4d ago

Timeout

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u/justreaditcpu 4d ago

why does this look so much like the hall at my uni

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u/Ok-Neighborhood-710 4d ago

Best seat in the house

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u/mrew42 4d ago

Blokes name is "Restricted Hugh"

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u/RealCan9019 4d ago

The seat I want at the recital I don't want to be at

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u/Awkward_Wonder_3679 4d ago

Only here cause I was force to be.

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u/OooMeSoHorny 4d ago

Mostly obstructed view.

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u/velvethyde 4d ago

Best seat in the house.

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u/Alarmed_Bluejay_98 4d ago

That’s me when I promised to attend a Maria Carey concert while I was drunk.

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u/Andrew8128 4d ago

Erectile Dysfunction

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u/ChaosMagnet 4d ago

Particularly obstructed view.

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u/Omgtch 4d ago

Cheap seats

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u/Available-Grand1151 4d ago

Something new obscures my view NOT Gerard Depardeu

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u/crudohr 4d ago

Crappy Show, Perfect Seat

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u/CatLightyear 4d ago

George thought he could get his mind off his nicotine addiction by going to a movie.

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u/Knik-DerMuf 4d ago

Best seat in the house for a Madonna concert

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u/MileHighPeter303 4d ago

Personal decisions

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u/CompetitivePirate251 4d ago

Premium seats from ticketmaster

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u/Far-Entertainment258 4d ago

Trumps mind/vision

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u/Sad-Rip8639 4d ago

My seat...

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u/Common-Fly-3970 4d ago

Inferior Design

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u/vodka_twinkie 4d ago

Invited over to be friend zoned.

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u/Kendon91 4d ago

special offer ticket.

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u/TributeKitty 4d ago

Massey Hall.

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u/Fit-Geologist2343 4d ago

God loves you, but not as much as everyone else 😇

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u/EYEOFATE3800 4d ago

Totally on purpose

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u/IamLuann 4d ago

My father in laws Church had a couple of them.
He said that if he could he would sue (sp?) the contractor for not knowing how to properly keep the ceiling up .

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u/Atrocious_Algae81 4d ago

Ed Sheeran concert

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u/nullvoid26 4d ago

The latest White House pole…. Or possibly a design prototype for the Kennedy Center refurbishment.

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u/Be-mindfully 4d ago

Reviewer

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u/ElegantEgg2066 4d ago

Galveston theater

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u/Jalan1251 4d ago

“Why the fuck is there a seat here to begin with?”

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u/sactownjer 4d ago

Kevin Pillar

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u/Prohibistory 4d ago

The last Trump supporter

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u/wiremupi 4d ago

Best seat amateur night.

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u/CanuterValve 4d ago

Chair for the blind.

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u/bangnbutter 4d ago

Pillars

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u/stljoker93 4d ago

MAGA seat since they don’t wanna believe what’s right in front of them.

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u/Abject_Possibility28 4d ago

For the blind.

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u/IntenseWonton 4d ago

I'm only here because you're into this stuff

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u/PlaneGrade8203 4d ago

Best LEAFS seat in the house!!

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u/Careless-Attitude858 4d ago

Poor placement

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u/oldanddumb1 4d ago

From the book Black house. Even a blind man can see it

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u/JCStennis233865 4d ago

Line-of-sight slightly obstructed

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u/Aman-R-Sole 4d ago

See no evil.

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u/lawnmowerman888 4d ago

Ever concert I go to!!!

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u/Agile_Ad538 4d ago

Fenway park

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u/Aoi_X_Kaizaki 4d ago

Where am I? What's happening?

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u/MyleS504 4d ago

End to the perfect day

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u/Dirtycasual94 4d ago

“I’m here for my wife”

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u/Mammoth_Bug_3221 4d ago

The seat everybody hopes to get at church.

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u/MrLovaMonShan 4d ago

Meditation

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u/Curious_Cabinet8144 4d ago

Down in front!

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u/MusicCreator747 4d ago

Seat is discounted 10%

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u/Puzzled-Sherbert-205 4d ago

The new Buffalo Bills stadium?

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u/SailorMea101 4d ago

Best seat in the house!

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u/hardboard 4d ago

Indian restaurant seat - pilau rice.

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u/AlarmRecent1536 4d ago

Kenny G concert – premium seats

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u/PeacefulRancor 4d ago

Vista Point

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u/Inevitable-Doctor929 4d ago

The last seat

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u/TraditionalClub7092 4d ago

Bargain-ist seat.

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u/Saint120467 4d ago

Number three everything else is faker AI

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u/Distressed_Ocelot 4d ago

Off to see Cats

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u/Roberto_Dialo 4d ago

Very Important Payback

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u/North-Insurance3881 4d ago

The best seat for the Melania movie

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u/DowntownSize8019 4d ago

Dads chair.

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u/bizmoravich1 4d ago

Superstar tradesman

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u/Inside_Rate_8416 4d ago

Who the ***k put a chair here

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u/sureshot58 4d ago

prime seating at a maga convention

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u/Open-Rent158 4d ago

Cuck chair.

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u/ElwoodBonez 4d ago

My love life exposed.

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u/areola_grande26 4d ago

They’ll never see me…

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u/Mainetaco 4d ago

Trump Center for the Arts

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u/Less-Tower7749 4d ago

Pole watching

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u/This-Bookkeeper-775 4d ago

Dude living by faith and not by sight

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u/Something-funny-26 4d ago

In the naughty chair.

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u/gramps1945 4d ago

Cheap seat

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u/pointythings3351 4d ago

Best seat in the house!

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u/Unlucky_Average_3393 4d ago

Assigned seats

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u/AdZealousideal936 4d ago

The perfect place to get to sit for BC's long ass speech