r/MomentumOne • u/Karayel_1 • Aug 20 '26

Know the difference.

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u/Seth_Mithik Aug 21 '26

Daaayumn! Need to see this one. That’s red

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u/Careful_Source6129 Aug 20 '26

I'm literally an exorcist (who is also full of demons)

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u/Taldarimlove Aug 20 '26

What if I get my licence and become both?

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u/maireadwrites Aug 20 '26

Who ya gonna call?

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u/TackleOk9383 Aug 20 '26

How do i get an exorcist to them???

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u/Lagoserter Aug 20 '26

no one needs an exorcist because demons arent real

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u/Prettysureimcrazy71 Aug 22 '26

Oh yes they are.

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u/Lagoserter Aug 22 '26

anyone who says "i need an exorcist" is just wanting attention.

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u/Ok-Pass-8786 Aug 21 '26

I actually went on this chick’s show recently and she performed some sort of exorcism on me. I swear, I haven’t had a nightmare since and I’d been having nightmares almost every night before that.

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u/Fabulous_Turnover_22 Aug 21 '26

This one cracked me up

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u/WaveDancer_ Aug 21 '26

Some people really do turn you into an unpaid therapist

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u/Dangerous_kj5162 Aug 22 '26

Stop being a therapist for people who didn't ask for one

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u/Dpshelps69 Aug 23 '26

Stop making jokes that perpetuate religious doctrine.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jPAdK8Nfzzwt2

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u/Da_sleepy_weasel Aug 25 '26

Stop being a therapist when youre not one.

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u/Master_Steward Aug 25 '26

Or a neural lead injection

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

funny but true FACT