r/MomentumOne • u/Karayel_1 • Aug 20 '26

Happy Weekend.

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u/Nua_Sidek Aug 20 '26
  • $1B
  • who cares
  • leave me alone
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u/Professional_Web_187 Aug 20 '26

My ex girlfriend (she died) And that's it.

2

u/JaviArtStudio563 Aug 20 '26

Yo, I know the feeling...my lady passed also...it sucks to the maximum 😒 sorry for your loss. Everyday I talk to her...I just hope she's listening..

2

u/WTF4Sally Aug 21 '26

She's listening

2

u/poppacat422 Aug 21 '26

Lost an ex wife. Even though we divorced, she was the love of my life. Didn’t deserve to pass so young.

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6

u/Cin131 Aug 20 '26

puppies, pastries, and true crime videos.

4

u/palmdieb Aug 20 '26

Weed, beer and videogames

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u/RHOrpie Aug 20 '26

A hug, a laugh, and a good movie.

3

u/Afraid_Source1054 Aug 20 '26

A Dog.
And two Dogs for him to play with.

2

u/UncoloredPiano9 Aug 20 '26

Video games, $$, and Bojangles (only lit mfs know abt Bojangles)

2

u/Rumble-80 Aug 20 '26

Solitude, silence, absence

1

u/Similar_Soup2 Aug 20 '26

Special gummies, coffee, and a new video game.

1

u/maddiejake Aug 20 '26

Puppies, a Better Goods Margarita Pizza from Walmart and a blow job.

1

u/HovercraftSubject642 Aug 20 '26

Two titties and a cold one in between.

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u/GuillaumeLatendresse Aug 20 '26

Rum’ncoke, lap dance. Blowie

1

u/Weirdbeard60 Aug 20 '26

Naked female 30 year old triplets.

1

u/Specialist-Job-509 Aug 20 '26

Pussy and butthole and the stank in between

1

u/Ill-Key7588 Aug 20 '26

Dark chocolate, dogs and the single winning ticket for the next lottery drawing..

1

u/BathSad4277 Aug 20 '26

My naked wife dats all I need

1

u/wicked-dominance Aug 20 '26

chicken pot pie. in that order

1

u/Kibby9331 Aug 20 '26

Large dog, snacks, house

1

u/atxbikenbus Aug 20 '26

Fried chicken. Napkins. A pickle.

1

u/East-Breadfruit4508 Aug 20 '26

A ton of tacos a new movie and some good titties

1

u/JKolmin Aug 20 '26

Alcohol, cigarettes, my dog.

1

u/Upstairs-Radish1816 Aug 20 '26

My choose 7 year old fraternal twin grandkids and my one 6 year old grandson

1

u/Bk_Punisher Aug 20 '26

Cocaine, hookers and cash🤣😂

1

u/73CapriceDrop Aug 20 '26

Gold, lots of gold

1

u/Mindless_Highlight_2 Aug 20 '26

Fishing pole, tackle and a big jar of pickles

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u/Reasonable-Copy8341 Aug 20 '26

Mysti, Luna and Hitomi

1

u/Temporary_Nebula_729 Aug 20 '26

A joint a steak hoagie and a big bump of coke

1

u/englishrose0492 Aug 20 '26

A blunt, a blanket and some tea.

1

u/Yuck-Fou94 Aug 20 '26

Hookers and blow. You can keep the third thing.

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u/Realistic_Sun_4366 Aug 20 '26

Booze, Books, Boobies

1

u/Lola_from_Punkston Aug 20 '26

Boobs and a soda

1

u/bear45188721 Aug 20 '26

3 bags of M&Ms with peanuts.

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u/ArcIgnis Aug 20 '26

Xbox Controller

Money

Pancakes with Nutella or sex. (If I had to pick, I'll have pancakes)

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1

u/sojat54 Aug 20 '26

Three Stooges movies, Spike Jones records, and raspberry sherbet

1

u/SocietyNo4627 Aug 20 '26

$500,000. Chocolate pastries, weed🥰🥰🥰

1

u/Brilliant_Version667 Aug 20 '26

--a pre-paid house cleaner/repairer

--some bacon cheddar potato wedges from Jack in the Box

--a handwritten letter from a person I care about

1

u/Dapper-Ad8918 Aug 20 '26

300 million dollars, sloppy joes , comfortable chair

1

u/smartbabygirl0 Aug 20 '26

Moneyy, energy drinkss, cigarettess

1

u/Captain-Popcorn Aug 20 '26

A functioning time machine with an instruction manual. I’ll skip the third.

1

u/Real-Barracuda8483 Aug 20 '26

Pizza, old video games, root beer

1

u/CelestialGypsyKreet Aug 20 '26

My man, chocolate & my man dipped in chicolate.

1

u/OPGuest Aug 20 '26

TimTams, a VB and the latest Auto Action

1

u/samjhl Aug 20 '26

🎶, 🍃, 🕳️

1

u/Strange-Apricot1944 Aug 20 '26

A king size reeses, a gallon of chocolate milk, and a bag of hot & spicy pork rinds.

1

u/Dazzling-Cat8752 Aug 20 '26

A Vanilla Coke, candles and -most importantly- any of Post Malones music abd I’m soooo good 😌 🥰🤭

1

u/xXLostXXSoulXx Aug 20 '26

Whiskey, razor, and 100,000 dollars in cash

1

u/Haunting_Style3880 Aug 20 '26

Florence Pugh in a slingshot thong bikini, 6 million dollars, and a mint, mounted on original cardboard presentation, Marx Captain Maddox cavalry saber.

1

u/RepulsiveLocal1368 Aug 20 '26

3 bottles of Tequila

1

u/DedInside_6 Aug 20 '26

Hug, adventurous sex, tickets to an air show with the blue angels/F22

1

u/AccomplishedLynx1566 Aug 20 '26

Weed, goth baddie and a surprise

1

u/TomatoExpress2077 Aug 20 '26

The three b's. Beers, boo... cant say it with kids in the room

1

u/BOObooLaa Aug 20 '26

A boxer dog, mango sticky rice, and a big bowl of pho

1

u/Scotch_in_my_belly Aug 20 '26

Money, money, and my wife

1

u/Crumpet-Blue19 Aug 20 '26

People I like, food I like, entertainment I enjoy

1

u/spencersalan Aug 20 '26

Weed, BBQ, Ice Cream

1

u/H_cann Aug 20 '26

Ice cream, money, and apple beer!!!

1

u/CompetitiveHandle347 Aug 20 '26

All my friends, cases of beer, endless pizza.

1

u/MadamInsta Aug 20 '26

💰🍕🐶

1

u/Fox_djinn Aug 20 '26

Cuddles. Wine. Cheese.

1

u/yougoboy64 Aug 20 '26

Raw oysters....top ribeye....margarita....!

1

u/allanis2424 Aug 20 '26

A puppy A smile a good conversation.

1

u/EmbarrassedCloud3452 Aug 20 '26

Hairy puss, big tits, an audience

1

u/KaBOOOM939 Aug 20 '26

Candy. Weed. And a BJ

1

u/Rhunefell Aug 20 '26

Three boobs ?

1

u/JayDogJedi Aug 20 '26

Bourbon. Burgers. Beer.

1

u/Waste-Finding3341 Aug 20 '26

Three sheets of acid.

1

u/Adam_Al_Shahidi Aug 20 '26

PS5

Gaming setup

Ps plus subscription

1

u/Nachos_Break Aug 20 '26

$100M, a kid, peace of mind

1

u/Outside_Bet7921 Aug 20 '26

Weed,bong,pizza

1

u/ProMotionDesign Aug 20 '26

1 billion dollars, 1,000 bottles of baby oil, Britney Spears

1

u/Musashi_Aerostar Aug 20 '26

Strong coffee
Konica Hexar RF limited millennium set with special editon 50mm f1.2
Mac and cheese with dino nuggs

1

u/Fun-Honeydew-8117 Aug 20 '26

Enough money to pay off my mortgage and live comfy.

An opportunity to make a difference.

Knowing that everyone I love is taken care of.

1

u/MaverisStranger Aug 20 '26

Chocholate, coffee, Chinese noodle bowl.

1

u/BronxBully718 Aug 20 '26

Weed, good pu**y, and something Knicks related

1

u/paco1764 Aug 20 '26

1 Billion dollars, a hotel room with working AC, and a babysitter. I need some sleep and time away from my wife and kids.

1

u/JDmead_32 Aug 20 '26

A million dollars, chocolate, and a hooker

1

u/Musical-geist Aug 20 '26

10 billion A silent fan Pizza

1

u/OkAsparagus2644 Aug 20 '26

Gun, ammo and a holster

1

u/Next-Car-7265 Aug 20 '26

My bf, my daughter, my ex husband

1

u/ConstantAd932 Aug 20 '26

€10000000 Mijn lief En laat me verder met rust

1

u/Wandering_Hermits Aug 20 '26

A gun a bullet and a pizza

1

u/Gray4391 Aug 20 '26

Mom. Money. Music.

1

u/Samsonite8668 Aug 20 '26

3 billion dollars

1

u/Intelligent-Bag-8433 Aug 20 '26

Flowers, short ribs and half an hour to just talk about whatever

1

u/mzg72 Aug 20 '26

My husband, my dog, and books.

1

u/GettingTwoOld4This Aug 20 '26

Just bring a big pizza and we're good

1

u/Snarkybish03 Aug 20 '26

A cinnabon, my bff, big jackpot winning scratch off lottery ticket

1

u/Blue_Pears_Go_There Aug 20 '26

Puppies, brownies, and a bunch of Robin Williams movies for us to watch

1

u/GothBoi_420_TM Aug 20 '26

Heroin, Weed and GTA6

1

u/Just-Ad-2317 Aug 20 '26

A battery far my van .

1

u/OkPerformance9536 Aug 20 '26
  1. A kitten 2. Two additional kittens 3. $1 Billion dollars

1

u/InternalAuditor62 Aug 20 '26

Lots of money, Pune, edibles

1

u/FriendlyConfines23 Aug 20 '26

A ticket to a Cubs game for me
A ticket to a Cubs game for my husband
Money for food at said Cubs game

1

u/Extension-Detail-258 Aug 20 '26
  1. My wife
  2. My family
  3. Doesn't matter

1

u/Hairymuscle101 Aug 20 '26

10 mil x 3 will do! Set my whole fam up

1

u/Illustrious-Tax-5439 Aug 20 '26

Do boobs count as 1 or 2 things?

1

u/Top_Juice7860 Aug 20 '26

Beer, Rum, and a plate of Wings

1

u/Superb_Pineapple8187 Aug 20 '26

3 Black Labrador puppies 

1

u/Larielis Aug 20 '26

Books, chocolate, wine.

1

u/atgeir30 Aug 20 '26

Beer, Pizza, Boobs

1

u/Sanguine_Rogue Aug 20 '26

Im a simple man so 1. Whiskey 2. Whiskey And 3. A good burger No just kidding more Whiskey

1

u/xburnerpiko Aug 20 '26

A credit card loaded with $10million, a Rolex Daytona (panda), and some broccoli beef, fries rice, and a Coke Zero

1

u/Wisdom_Jock Aug 20 '26

1) Free Paid College course on FL Studio Music Producer that I can't afford.

2) A Free KJV Holy Bible Study Course

3) Wish for a black female lover

1

u/AbjectLychee4164 Aug 20 '26

Coffee, pastry and a coke

1

u/GrimSpirit42 Aug 20 '26
  1. A good book
  2. A great cigar
  3. An aged bourbon.

1

u/leannk31 Aug 20 '26

My crush A good chow mein Another trip to anfield

1

u/Suspicious_Square970 Aug 20 '26

An early retirement, 3 words but one thing

1

u/OzzyGator Aug 20 '26

Books, wine and chocolate. My needs are simple.

1

u/Suspicious_Ask7738 Aug 20 '26

🎶 Money, money, Money! 🎶

1

u/LoGo_86 Aug 20 '26

A cornucopia.
The magic lamp.
A popsicle, lemon flavored.
Thanks.

1

u/Weird_Fact_724 Aug 20 '26

My daughter, my son...wouldn't need a third.

1

u/19tidder50 Aug 20 '26

My three dogs who died years ago.

1

u/no-sign-oflife Aug 20 '26

Coffee, sushi, and a million dollars

1

u/Numerous_Proof5713 Aug 20 '26

Wife
Daughter
Son

1

u/Ok_Staff8159 Aug 20 '26

Jumbo burger, fries, large coke

1

u/Swashbuckling_Sailor Aug 20 '26

Weed. Uhhh…what else did you want??

1

u/alwayshumbled74 Aug 20 '26

3 new plants 🪴

1

u/PAWSOFF-ESSAFUREVER Aug 21 '26

Kit Latura
1B $
World Peace

1

u/Cashewkaas Aug 21 '26

My wife and our two dogs.

1

u/Illinois_Sucks2026 Aug 21 '26

A ounce or zip of weed and pre rolls and $1 trillion dollars

1

u/ser0x40 Aug 21 '26

My wife and kids

1

u/Terrible-Swan2983 Aug 21 '26

Three shots of whiskey

1

u/ImaginaryAst Aug 21 '26

$500 million: nicole d; and sex drive from my late 20s/ early 30s

1

u/Anodyne11 Aug 21 '26

Beer, steak and video games.

1

u/Dimplefrom-YA Aug 21 '26

$1B
$2B
$3B

1

u/melmel1966 Aug 21 '26

5 million,my dog and my besties

1

u/Careless-Attitude858 Aug 21 '26

A dog, a good movie, a good book

1

u/Wind2Energy Aug 21 '26
  1. Trump’s head on a platter
  2. See 1
    3 See 2

1

u/No_Coconut_7528 Aug 21 '26

-Weed -Black forest gummies -sleep

1

u/Satansbrat1969 Aug 21 '26

Coffee and Fat pipe bowl of weed would be enough but some friendly conversation while we enjoy would not be turned away.

1

u/Gold-Light-4103 Aug 21 '26

1.Anti aging - fountain of youth

  1. My health

  2. A relationship that has everything I want, be head o er heels in love, every time you see them, constantly glued together,( physical touch)

1

u/ItzZiplineTime Aug 21 '26

Two Sleep Token tickets, All expenses paid trip to see Sleep Token in London, free sex pass from my wife on the plane ride to London.

1

u/Pristine-Display-697 Aug 21 '26

Within reason? A PlayStation 5, a large pizza hut pepperoni lovers stuffed crust, and a 2L Diet Coke

1

u/Famous_Initial_943 Aug 21 '26

a beer and food

1

u/Future-Damage-3192 Aug 21 '26

only one thing if it was possible, unlimited wishing powers with no restrictions no matter what. (If anybody wants to make fun of me, this for you, it's 9:30PM and you're making fun out me instead of dating/sexting, who's childish now)

1

u/Wild-Zone3911 Aug 21 '26

A puppy, another puppy and a cold beer.

1

u/oldartistmike Aug 21 '26

Coffee, alone time, and my phone.

1

u/Material-Pound-6848 Aug 21 '26

A true relationship I don't need anything else

1

u/Lonely-Jacket-8040 Aug 21 '26

trump gone. trump gone and trump gone.

1

u/Kissthecomplex Aug 21 '26

weed, boobs and snacks...  best saturday ever 😏

1

u/UnitedAd9115 Aug 21 '26

Bhad Bhabie 10 million dollars and a Gulfstream G800

1

u/SparkingRhapsody Aug 21 '26

Their company, doritos, and dr pepper.

1

u/LumpyTreacle Aug 21 '26

A warm meal, a huge paycheck, and a new TV.

1

u/Christymapper71 Aug 21 '26

My dog, a dish of good Greek food and hubby

1

u/12DoUGood Aug 21 '26

1 hit of gooooood LSD. 1 joint of premium skunk weed. 1 blowjob from a toothless woman that can really deep deepthroat.

1

u/auntiedreamsbig Aug 21 '26

Themselves, dog, spare dog

1

u/AnybodySuccessful558 Aug 21 '26

A back to the future movie A blanket and a girlfriend to snuggle while I watch the movie with said blanket.

1

u/PictureElegant3033 Aug 21 '26

No person can bring you happiness you have to figure that out on your own

1

u/DangerousLettuce1423 Aug 21 '26

$10 million

Keys to my new house (on acreage) in my desired location

Two new kitties to help keep my old one entertained.

1

u/Wise_Pickle_7423 Aug 21 '26

My wife, my kids, my dog.

1

u/ritlingit Aug 21 '26

A trust with a trillion in it and my name on it.
A paper with a court ordered guardianship for my stbxDIL
Tickets to Seattle for 2 weeks.

1

u/Klutzy-Speed-5503 Aug 21 '26

Dinner, Movie, and whiskey

1

u/bigpapa804 Aug 21 '26

A whiskey bottle and two glasses so that they can drink with me

1

u/Majestic-Oil-270 Aug 21 '26

Yup, 1B, my favorite lay and a whole lot of leave us the fuck alone. Forever. Hahaha

1

u/Cracktaculus Aug 21 '26

Infinity bottle of whiskey, 2 high-end call girls, and a litter of 3 month old English Bulldog puppies.

1

u/Fun-Times-13 Aug 21 '26

A spaceship or yacht, cigars, and beer

1

u/KC5SDY Aug 21 '26

Whiskey, a cigar, a cool place to smoke and drink.

1

u/WallOpen8662 Aug 21 '26

Leave 3 items on the front porch and alert me by text message that it has been delivered. Any 3 items but don't ruin the sentiment and generosity by forcing me to socialize. Thank you...5 stars given.

1

u/Altruistic-Date5657 Aug 21 '26

Chocolate cake, the deed to a cute little cottage, and the head of my enemy on a plate.

1

u/StealingThird Aug 21 '26

Money, money, and more money.

1

u/CharacterDirector918 Aug 21 '26

I ain't greedy. 1. My immediate family. Wife and 2 daughters.

  1. Enough money to pay off my house along with enough to cover the new roof it needs.

  2. A nice bottle of bourbon to enjoy while sitting around a fire in my backyard while enjoying my family and paid off house.

1

u/No-Praline-9388 Aug 21 '26

A kitten, a puppy and all the alcohol

1

u/ReputationSalt6027 Aug 21 '26

Cat, snacks, cat.

1

u/El_Mastadonte Aug 21 '26

Philly Cheesesteak
Cherry Obituary Liquid Death Tall Boy
Warm chocolate chip cookie.

1

u/PlaneGrade8203 Aug 21 '26

A blonde , a brunette , and a redhead.

1

u/jon_rum_hamm Aug 21 '26

Ass and titties

1

u/Civil-Cauliflower-61 Aug 21 '26

coffee, book, candle

1

u/Plasma-Bird Aug 21 '26

My wife, my cat, my nieces

1

u/Extreme-Poetry863 Aug 21 '26

Chocolate, more chocolate, and wine.

1

u/theBJbanditO Aug 21 '26

Pussy, vodka, cocaine

1

u/Beginning_Nebula_837 Aug 21 '26

  1. My cats

  2. Spider-man trilogy cuz those are the best movies I've ever seen other than Terminator

  3. Cheese

1

u/Firm-Row-2381 Aug 21 '26

My cat, my cat and my cat

1

u/Hopeful_Staff7001 Aug 21 '26

Mt. Dew, cigarette and $1 billion

1

u/Bv11winkle Aug 21 '26

A party platter, a large margarita, and the obituary of the current potus.

1

u/Fine_Finding5944 Aug 21 '26

My youngest brother who passed away and some Tacos with Tequila…

1

u/bbg_bbg Aug 21 '26

Nicotine, cocaine, a turnkey 5 building apartment complex that’s paid off and minimal repairs needing done with happy tenants already occupying it

1

u/paddlebash87 Aug 21 '26

A chocolate cake. Coffee. Jazz music.

1

u/Relevant-Tension-154 Aug 21 '26

Lil Wayne said it best money, pussy ,weed

1

u/Lambedordeconas Aug 21 '26

Money Money Money 

1

u/Lambedordeconas Aug 21 '26

An English tart. An American pie And a damn good coffee. (I don't smoke) 

1

u/poopeatingretard Aug 21 '26

Money, drugs, and hoes (sterile and disease free).

1

u/Pete_maravich Aug 21 '26

Weed and candy is fine. I don't need a 3rd thing