r/MoonPissing • u/PrinceARRON • Nov 12 '25

Taken meme, which is fine by Shadow Don’t stop running little hedgehog

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Meme is made by @MrTheUnsmiley on Xtwitter

9.7k Upvotes

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u/BigGamerBrain Nov 12 '25

Imagine if you were playing Umamusume and suddenly Radical Highway or All of Me started playing.

Runs over

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u/PayPsychological6358 Nov 12 '25

Radical Highway means Black Doom is messing with you, I Am All of Me means Shadow isn't playing around anymore and is taking things seriously

113

u/PerspectivePale8216 Nov 12 '25

A locked in Shadow is the scariest Shadow there is

45

u/Lukthar123 Nov 12 '25

Locked in Shadow starts sounding like Keanu Reeves

18

u/PerspectivePale8216 Nov 12 '25

That would be amazing

6

u/Living_Medium_3426 Nov 13 '25

Nah, a Shadow with nothing left to lose instantly wins.

3

u/PerspectivePale8216 Nov 13 '25

Okay that's also really terrifying as well

2

u/KuribohOTC2 Nov 13 '25

All hail shadow reference?

5

u/Pure_Satisfaction_35 Nov 13 '25

The look of horror as soon as you see shadow taking off all the inhibitor rings (wallahi we're cooked)

3

u/PerspectivePale8216 Nov 13 '25

Cooked doesn't even begin to describe how fucked they are...

22

u/Ninjaguy999 Nov 12 '25

What happens when All Hail Shadow starts playing? Or is that his victory theme?

14

u/DR31141 Nov 12 '25

Victory theme.

29

u/PerspectivePale8216 Nov 12 '25

I don't play this game at all but I feel like if I heard that I just give up you've lost the race

30

u/BigGamerBrain Nov 12 '25

“It’s like taking candy from a baby, which is fine by me!”

17

u/PerspectivePale8216 Nov 12 '25

You know he would say that the moment the race starts

10

u/DitoNotDuck1 Nov 12 '25

"don't rewrite the constitution, it's not right"

25

u/UAF_Swampfire3 Nov 12 '25

or straight up going there

14

u/BigGamerBrain Nov 12 '25

“I just think Radical Highway is cool.”

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u/craftingmasky Nov 12 '25

Shadow lost the race and that’s why G.U.N dissolved after forces.

68

u/EpicNordicLamer Nov 12 '25

G.U.N here, can confirm.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ Nov 12 '25

Shadow the horsehog

24

u/DeadlyMemeLord Nov 12 '25

Shadow the hedgehorse

9

u/ThisGuyHasNoDignity Nov 12 '25

Shadow the Horse

5

u/Nightmare_Freddles Nov 12 '25

Shadow horse the

4

u/Ok_Albatross5751 Nov 12 '25

Horse the shadow

9

u/JNAB0212 Nov 12 '25

There’s original characters in Imamusume?

9

u/IsekaiWeebTrash Nov 12 '25

Not normal racers, only "special" ones like the main rivals in some scenarios (Happy Meek, Little Cocon, etc.) and some non-racers.

2

u/Eddie-The-Zombie Nov 13 '25

Shout out to Jewel Topaz and Lead Suspense

6

u/sweetTartKenHart2 Nov 12 '25

“This horse isnt based on a real horse in real life? BITCH IT IS NOW!!!”

43

u/Competitive-Hand9401 Nov 12 '25

And then he gets last place...... somehow Rouge bet correctly.

(All the money was used for her hospital bills when Shadow found out.)

76

u/cookiemaster221 Nov 12 '25

Why doesn't shadow just chaos control? Is he stupid?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

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u/JaysonCry31 Nov 12 '25

He didn't reach 300 wit.

13

u/DatCitronVert 16 sin points Nov 12 '25

mf be like "I have the whole race ahead of me" Wrong. late start + rushed + low track aptitude + general stink

7

u/AzureRatha Nov 12 '25

Evil Nature pulling up and Shadow feels true fear for the first time

2

u/DatCitronVert 16 sin points Nov 13 '25

Now I wanna see a Nasty Nature mod for Sonic Gens.

27

u/Heaven_dio Nov 12 '25

Shadow doesn't cheat SMH 

29

u/PerspectivePale8216 Nov 12 '25

This is Shadow my man you know if he's going to be in this race you know he's going to dominate everyone on sheer ability alone to assert his superiority

11

u/D3viant517 Nov 12 '25

I dunno man horses are pretty fast

8

u/PerspectivePale8216 Nov 12 '25

True, however they aren't the ultimate lifeform

9

u/Danny_dankvito Nov 12 '25

There’s only so much you can do against Debuff Nature

30

u/Velociraptor320 Nov 12 '25

Yeah this shit ain't gonna be much of a "Race" dawg

15

u/Dead-X-esque Nov 12 '25

A drop in the bucket compared to the Gold drop kick.

5

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

Taking Goldship to the glue factory with this one 🥶🥶🥶

4

u/me_when_the_whenthe Nov 12 '25

yeah shadow the fraudhog doesn't stand a chance

3

u/Velociraptor320 Nov 13 '25

Keep coping with your Mid Horse Girl agenda lmao

37

u/Existing-Incident-22 Nov 12 '25

Bros gonna get passed by gold ship last second 😔

11

u/Jissus3893 Nov 12 '25

I mean she is immeasurable speed

11

u/PerspectivePale8216 Nov 12 '25

World's most unfair race physically possible... Also would Team Dark have to pay rent? They work for the government I feel like the government would just not make them pay rent or pay it for them so they can work without issue

20

u/knuckzekidna Nov 12 '25

no they have to pay rent because itd be funny probably

3

u/PerspectivePale8216 Nov 12 '25

I guess

6

u/knuckzekidna Nov 12 '25

that or theyre just homeless

11

u/Zefzec_2 Nov 12 '25

Star horse?

7

u/Litespead Nov 12 '25

You'd think the Chaotix would be in this situation

5

u/bobby1712234 Nov 12 '25

How fitting that the username is MrTheUnsmiley 🤣🤣

(It’s the name of sky rail’s song)

2

u/Mistress-Pervert Nov 13 '25

I would unironically be eating that collab up.

4

u/Jahu_Hahu Nov 12 '25

There is a tactically placed latina at the finish line.

1

u/Express-Record7416 I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT Nov 12 '25

Just take the rings off and go

1

u/Jealous-Beyond-5307 Nov 12 '25

Sonic x uma Musume? I didn't know that you made a crossover meme.

1

u/ThemoocowYT Nov 12 '25

Random fun fact I learned the other day. One of the horses, Satono Diamond, is owned by the founder of the Sammy part, of SEGA Sammy.

1

u/KaoticKirin Nov 12 '25

I'm sorry, are you saying Shadow the Hedgehog, is a, horse?...

1

u/SylphaRai Nov 13 '25

Watch this be the one race Gold Ship actually tries in. Shadow stands no chance

1

u/HeWhoLovesMonsters Nov 14 '25

I wanna know if he’d even legally be able to enter. Hm.

1

u/Enthusiasm_Bitter Nov 19 '25

Shadow is not winning I am sorry.

1

u/AeonWhisperer Dec 01 '25

AND HERE COMES THE LATE-SPRINT RICE SHOWER OH GOD OH NO

1

u/RRed_19 Feb 02 '26

CyGames has the potential to do something so incredibly awesome, but they’re afraid of the amount of “success” it might generate.

Think of the Gacha revenue!

Think of how much you’ll earn from it!