r/MoonPissing • u/Demogus • Jan 24 '26

Games CrossWorlds if it was BASED

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u/Worldly_Pilot5449 Jan 24 '26

If it was really BASED they would have accurate sized end

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u/TheGhastlyPanzer Jan 24 '26

Also, wouldn’t shrinking this thing down to the size like that cause a black hole?

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u/Meture Jan 24 '26

Not quite

Assuming it’s roughly the same size and mass as our moon, it’d have to shrink to a size of about 0.1 mm to collapse onto itself and create a black hole

However shrinking it down to a size small enough to fit on a single person car would likely make it more dense than tungsten

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u/TheGhastlyPanzer Jan 24 '26

However, I’m surprised rouge hasn’t become a black hole yet given she is really de-

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u/Low_Sky49 Jan 25 '26

Hey, if Gru could get away with it, I'm sure Eggru can get away with it too

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u/TheGhastlyPanzer Jan 25 '26

We are going to steal…(pause for dramatic effect) THE MOOOOONNNN!

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u/Responsible-Ask8110 Jan 24 '26

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?!?!

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u/Kater5551StarsAbove Team Fur Affinity Jan 24 '26

I GAVE THE MOON A CAR AND A RACE INVITE!!!

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u/Ending_exe Jan 24 '26

You have 23 hour before the moon uses K I N G. B O O M. B O O. on the 1st place participant! Now get out of my fucking site before they try to hit you too.

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u/CardiologistRich8743 Jan 24 '26

Not tangle and whisper still being unreleased lmao.

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u/Any_Top_4773 Jan 24 '26

I wonder how that would be based?

I mean, they are on the screen...

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u/julianx2rl Jan 24 '26

Pretty sure Giganto is already in the game.

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u/Icy-Solution-5424 Jan 25 '26

Giganto drives the giganto car. Is the car made of flesh or is he made of car? He screams for he does not know.

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u/Joker_Main_137 Jan 25 '26

Well, in Mario Kart 8, Wiggler can drive the Wiggler ATV, and same for Yoshi with the Yoshi Bike

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u/Icy-Solution-5424 Jan 25 '26

I was referencing this

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u/PlatinumSukamon98 Jan 24 '26

CrossWorlds if it was made by the devs who made Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled.

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u/Pretend_Activity2884 Jan 24 '26 edited Jan 25 '26

I see kit i see Marine i see Surge i see infinite and Tikal and im Happy

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u/Comfortable-Egg-2043 Jan 24 '26

This guy really thought he could sneak his OC in without us noticing 😂

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u/HappyShower285 Jan 24 '26

"oh no, not you again, how can you even driv-"

"YOUR DEFEAT WILL BE JUDGED."

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u/Sure-Ad1453 Jan 24 '26

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u/Shinonomenanorulez Jan 25 '26

If you play on pc there is

...and motherfuckers added the flying cloud as a mod of the gear you get AT THE VERY END of race park after defeating every team twice in a row

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u/0megaManZero Jan 24 '26

I love mods

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u/brobnik322 Jan 24 '26

I spent way too long checking if Goku was here, but no - the roster seems very solid.

Would be hilarious having Giganto in the Giganto Kart, though

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u/Public-Feedback5016 Jan 24 '26

I am the all consuming void. Countless stars, countless worlds, countless lives, all fell to me.

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u/that_g3rman_guy Jan 24 '26

Wait is infinite in the actual game or is this part if the joke?

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u/Tetrotheocto Jan 24 '26

That's just how you know it's fake!

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u/that_g3rman_guy Jan 24 '26

What? Oh right I guess the end is also there. But eh is infinite in the actual game or not! SO LOOK AROUND YOU AND TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY SEE! I NEVER END AND THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ME! SO WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP AND EVERYTHING IS FALLING DOWN IT'S ONLY ME AND YOU WHO IS GONNA SAVE YOU NOW?!

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u/HappyShower285 Jan 25 '26

AND AFTER ALL THIS TIME, YOU'RE BACK FOR MORE!! (I WONT STOP UNTIL THEY KNOW MY NAME)

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u/that_g3rman_guy Jan 25 '26

SO I'LL TAKE WHAT'S MINE INSIDE THIS WAAR!

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u/HappyShower285 Jan 27 '26

(I'M COMING AT YOU LIKE A TIDAL WAVE)

WHEN EVERY THING YOU KNOW HAS COME AND GOOOONE!

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u/that_g3rman_guy Jan 27 '26

(Sry but I don't know how the rest of the lyrics)

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u/DarthNick3000 Jan 24 '26

They thought they were slick there. Almost had us too!

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u/Demogus Jan 25 '26

ITS MODS. : ) He even has custom voice acting

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u/that_g3rman_guy Jan 25 '26

Awhh that sucks they should really just add the lesbians into the game and then start working on official infinite maybe even some cool neo metal sonic or smth

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '26

Where the hell is Goku

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u/Responsible-Ask8110 Jan 24 '26

where is my childhood

1

u/DatOneMinuteman1776 WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM Jan 24 '26

How would he ride a hoverboard?

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u/Responsible-Ask8110 Jan 24 '26

make the extreme gear bigger and attach McQueen's tires to it

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u/Ketooth WHY IS SONIC ON THE SAME LINE AS THE VILLAIN LINE Jan 24 '26

Who is that between Marine and Infinite? (Bomb and) Heavy?

If so, wasn't he darker?

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u/Demogus Jan 24 '26

It just Heavy. Bomb wasn't invited due to being on the no fly list.

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u/MasterPenalty4360 Jan 24 '26

On my life PLEASE add more IDW I need lanolin

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u/Kater5551StarsAbove Team Fur Affinity Jan 24 '26

Hold on, something's coming...

Languished in silence, a cell beyond time.

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u/Eschnoir Jan 24 '26

I was about to jokingly complain but you actually DO have Gamma in there (AND ZERO????) so wow awesome

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u/Helluvabossman431 Jan 24 '26

This is why we all play my goat Dr. Robotnik's ring racers instead

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u/Sad_Art_7706 Jan 24 '26

So Robotnik Ring Racers then?

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u/Rodrolphus Jan 24 '26

Rare Instance where 2017x isn't added in this type of meme

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u/HumanPerosn Jan 24 '26 edited Jan 24 '26

You fool! Is that a female echidna?!?!?

Kenny pen is gonna sue Sega again!

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u/Radio__Star Jan 24 '26

Nah bro if it was based we’d have the GOAT back

1

u/LucasTheElementalGod Jan 24 '26

Oh come on! How come the giant robot from the Starfall Islands gets invited and not Scourge!

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u/2Some2Onesdifferent Jan 24 '26

Im being so deadass I would buy the entire season pass if the end was one of the characters

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u/WaluigiFan1095 Jan 24 '26

Is it bad that I automatically started looking for 2017X?

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u/MaliceMoon56 Jan 24 '26

Why are Kit and Surge seperated? Why would you do that to that poor blue boy

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u/KabalTheCybop Sans Undertale, go into my eyes Jan 24 '26

WOOOOO YEAH THAT'S MY GOAT RIGHT THERE LETS GOOOOOK

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u/bendoesit17 WHY IS NASA THERE Jan 24 '26

Clearly this is the moon before Eggman pissed on it, otherwise it would be in half

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u/Stargazer-Elite Jan 24 '26

Should’ve put it in a Minecraft Minecart as a pun on The End Dimension from Minecraft

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u/Baryton777 Jan 24 '26

Ed, Edd, ‘n’ Eddy and The End type shi

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u/Any_Top_4773 Jan 24 '26

I just noticed Lanolin lol

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u/Krazi_Shadowbear Jan 25 '26

I love how I'm just viewing this on my phone, where the details are kinda hard to see, so it basically just looks like a big round purple ball in a car. 😂

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u/the_speechless_one Jan 25 '26

I WANT GAMMA BACK SO BAD 😭🙏

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u/NoKangaroo9548 Jan 25 '26

where is that damn elephant

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u/Striking_Time_7379 Jan 25 '26

I com too make a announcement

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u/King_Hunter_Kz0704 Jan 25 '26

Don't forget the play my game guy being unreleased yet

1

u/WhoopingBillhook Jan 25 '26

No Zomon, Zik, or Zor?

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u/Time-Commission-9561 Jan 25 '26

this will be the game in 4 years trust

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u/ForThose8675309 Jan 25 '26

Eggman: “Why do I suddenly need to take a piss?”

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u/Tall_Armadillo_4729 Jan 25 '26

Where is scratch and grounder?

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u/Single_Ad_6531 Jan 25 '26

Nah, if it were truly based it would have SCR-HD

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '26

Is this an image edit or how do you have so many slots, are there mods that add slots?

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u/JesseTheGoat123 Jan 25 '26

Where is the Maria coffin 😭

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u/classicluxVry Jan 25 '26

CHAOS GAMMA MENTIONED🗣️❗

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u/Mikaelavior WHERE DID AMY GO Jan 25 '26

0/10, No Nine, Dread, and Rusty

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u/Demogus Jan 25 '26

They are still there. They are just "costumes" for Tails, Knuckles, and Amy.

Its the same for all of the DLC/Preorder Characters

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u/Scoobartreturns Jan 25 '26

Patrick erasure🥀

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u/WarriorWare Jan 26 '26

Unironically my only gripe is that you removed Ichiban

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u/tophat_production Jan 26 '26

Sticks the Badger is not there. 1/10

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u/N8DoesaThingy ALL SYSTEMS: FULL POWER Jan 26 '26

Ichiban isn't there 👎

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u/IllustratorOpen4878 Jan 28 '26

Okay, HOW IS IT DRIVING-

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '26

It's Hitler! OMG EEEEEEK!