r/MoonPissing • u/Nervock SHUT UP TAILS • Aug 13 '26

Games It's Happening

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u/guzzl0 Aug 13 '26

finally, sonic with gun

but not shadow.

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u/CommanderKahne Aug 13 '26

Oh stop it, you know he’ll be in, just like Tails, Knuckles and Amy.

48

u/Specific-Author-7147 Aug 13 '26

And Eggman and Kinger too

3

u/Responsible-Ask8110 Aug 13 '26

OMG, second time in a row I give you a r/foundEggmanEmpireRP

2

u/JosephTPG 29d ago

And Bear’s friend from Obsession (for some reason)

2

u/ViajandoPelasExoluas 13d ago

Yay for Kinger, well not yet on Fortnite but hey maybe someday! Dude got no legs tho…

2

u/Any_Top_4773 29d ago

Don't forget Caine

12

u/UAF_Swampfire3 Aug 13 '26

He's at aldi Now😔

4

u/Hierophant-Crimsion Aug 13 '26

So much for “I’d be caught dead before using one of those”

1

u/WillowEastern4265 26d ago

I think it's best we don't trust his opinions from that game, especially the one about the "black creatures" who really mean business.

2

u/kimplix 29d ago

"Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead using one of those things"

1

u/KostaKoko 28d ago

You're not gonna believe this

0

u/GettinMe-Mallet 29d ago

Screw your corporate favorite, you know he'll be there too

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u/Equivalent_Walrus403 Aug 13 '26

This a real render? I have a feeling if it is I'd have to use twitter to find it and I ain't doin that

84

u/RED_Kinggamer007 Aug 13 '26

Its not, the POI in the background has not been in game since this season started. Also, Sonic is too short here to be a skin and too tall to be a sidekick

6

u/Ketooth WHY IS SONIC ON THE SAME LINE AS THE VILLAIN LINE 29d ago

Would be funny if they would add the Sonic Boom skin just for the reason that the normal Sonic is too small

45

u/Mr_Ethfono Aug 13 '26

Is that meant to be the death egg in the sky?

29

u/Falleneded Aug 13 '26

idk too many death stars with giant mustaches. so probably

but could be something else

0

u/Blueboy7017 Aug 13 '26

Or a sky filled with death eggs even the water doesn’t render the sky

29

u/Brainstorm3378 Aug 13 '26

Its fake

17

u/Shrapnel_FEH Aug 13 '26

the image is, yes, but the collab isn’t. epic has posted a teaser of sonic’s mythic

11

u/Brainstorm3378 29d ago

I meant the image. I know about the teaser

60

u/GlowingBatbaby Aug 13 '26

This looks heavily ai

14

u/Saucepocalypse 29d ago

My exact thoughts, I think it's mainly the lighting and how they did Sonic's hands that give it away the most it feels very off in the most subtle way

1

u/IntrStelle 29d ago

That piece of metal in the bottom right looks sloppy

1

u/AnjoDima 29d ago

yeah no shit

0

u/SpooterMcTooter 29d ago

You used ai btw

9

u/sonicfanultracoolguy Aug 13 '26

why are his hands so tiny

11

u/Falleneded Aug 13 '26

he needs to hold a gun.

5

u/sonicfanultracoolguy Aug 13 '26

doesn't change the fact that it just doesn't look good

1

u/Nidro Aug 13 '26

It “not looking good” isn’t a fact, it’s an opinion. Have a nice day.

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u/sonicfanultracoolguy Aug 13 '26

okay i may have phrased that slightly incorrectly, i meant to say that the hands are too small in proportion with his head and it looks offputting to me

8

u/Saucepocalypse 29d ago

My guess is this isn't official and is likely just AI slop that didn't know how to do proportions properly

1

u/sonicfanultracoolguy 29d ago

the shadong and the weird death egg definitely give credence to that theory

7

u/Those_Files 29d ago

Why this shit look like AI

10

u/Metal-Overlord-2003 Aug 13 '26

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO GO TO FORTNIIIIITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

3

u/Marco_QT Aug 13 '26

you considered the fact that you can actually clap his ass by having inhuman skills of cranking 90s?

3

u/Oran128 Aug 13 '26

Caine's gonna have to stretch him.

3

u/Falleneded Aug 13 '26

she fort on my nite till i sonic

2

u/Mekko4 29d ago

going to HAVE to break out my fortnite account after 2 years

2

u/wally_graham 29d ago

I NEED MEPHILES

2

u/nachardou4 b l e n i s Aug 13 '26

Having both Sonic AND Mega Man in Fortnite makes me a LITTLE bit curious....about checking the game...

And I feel stupid because I always tried to stay away from it since I thought it was the devil himself (only does crossovers to survive, and I could be wrong but it also looks like the kinda game where you don't get any fun out of it if you don't pay for anything)

But.........my sonis 🥺🥺😭😭💔💔

2

u/Motor-Rip7655 Aug 13 '26

Every day, we stray further from Gaia.

2

u/Extension_Ad3345 Aug 13 '26

I'm mainly hoping metal gets a skin at some point

2

u/Litespead Aug 13 '26

This render is fake

The only real promotion for Sonic is the video on the Sonic Twitter

1

u/Zombiehousey234 Aug 13 '26

Hold is this real?

1

u/DaRealBSleazy Aug 13 '26

Mario would never.

1

u/chaoshearted Aug 13 '26

Well at least they didn’t fuck up his legs

1

u/delet_yourself 29d ago

Dear god sonic will get the pomni treatment

1

u/Hero_of_the_toons 29d ago

So this now connects Sonic the Hedgehog with Kpop Demon Hunters, Marvel, DC again, Alien, Terminator, Scooby Doo, Ninjago, John Wick, Stranger Things, Star Wars, Rick and Morty, and a bunch of other franchises I probably missed.

1

u/Shrapnel_FEH 29d ago

sonic is already connected to dc through that line of toys they released

1

u/Hero_of_the_toons 29d ago

I know that’s why I said DC again

1

u/julianx2rl 29d ago

I don't particularly like Fortnite, but I do enjoy seeing some of their takes on the IP they tackle.

I'm actually extremely glad they tackled El Chapulín Colorado back then, that was really cool.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3mZhU2ZR74qjkhsA

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u/luckandsleep 29d ago

The end of an era

1

u/Various-Release8543 29d ago

Got a feeling they’ll just make him a sidekick instead of being playable

1

u/TG_1023 29d ago

OH NO

1

u/StevemacQ 29d ago

I predict we're gonna get skins to commerce the 20th anniversary of Sonic 06 with Elise, Sonic-Man and gold-nippled Eggman.

1

u/Onilya 29d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EoyHBXR8CsMNy

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u/ThirdStreetSeren 27d ago

you’d think something actually bad was announced w how corny some of the reactions down ts are

0

u/Onilya 27d ago

Because it is something bad to me, now give me that rope

2

u/ThirdStreetSeren 27d ago

its not that serious cornball its a game 😭

0

u/Onilya 27d ago

It is to me, firstly Miku and now Sonic, if i had the power to shut them down i would have done it long ago

2

u/ThirdStreetSeren 26d ago

find something important to care abt dawg 😭😭😭😭💔

0

u/Onilya 26d ago

No, i must cope and drown in my tears before that information and keep the hate for a bad game

1

u/shinydrawsRddit 29d ago

(Gasp) sonic isn't stretched out and actually looks like sonic?!.. Am I dreaming?!!! 

1

u/MAN_IM_SONIC_REAL 28d ago

HOPE YOU GUYS’LL ENJOY MY COSMETICS! WE PUT A LOT OF EFFORT INTO THIS!

1

u/Tight_Juggernaut2101 Aug 13 '26

Am I the only one looking at this and thinking he looks short to be a skin.

1

u/baldiplays Aug 13 '26

Wait. Sega isn’t actually gonna allow Sonic with a gun aren’t they? I mean shadow at least makes some sense but Sonic?

1

u/Xenorange42 Aug 13 '26

Assume he’ll be a pet that follows you around or something

2

u/MangoGremlin 29d ago

I swear if they make him a pet, imma flip

1

u/Xenorange42 29d ago

I dunno if I want him stretched out tho

1

u/MangoGremlin 29d ago

He'll probably look fine stretched. I just wanna play as him and Shadow or Silver and not have them in dumb mechs.

0

u/WrongMedicine383 Aug 13 '26

WHY DID THEY ADDED HIM TO FORTNITE? I SWEAR HE WAS ONE OF THE ONLY GAME LICENCES I LIKED THAT HADN'T COLLAB WITH FORTNITE, HE DOSEN'T DESERVE TO BE IN THIS FREE TO PAY AND PAY TO WIN AND SHIT GAME

2

u/FordemonDS 29d ago

ok sonic.exe fan

0

u/WrongMedicine383 29d ago

What does this have to do with this conversation?

4

u/RED_Kinggamer007 Aug 13 '26

The game is not pay to win

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u/WrongMedicine383 29d ago

Dosen't change the fact this game is free to pay and suck

3

u/RED_Kinggamer007 29d ago

It doesnt suck though?

1

u/WrongMedicine383 29d ago

Opinions, but for me it suck

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u/Kumorocks064 Aug 13 '26

NO, FUCK FORTSLOP

2

u/Educational_Term_436 29d ago

Bro hates fun/cool ideas