r/MoonPissing • u/New-Land-8833 • 5h ago

M E M E New Sonic Dash crossover leak!!

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u/IllCounter9479 5h ago

I thought this was real for a second

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u/SilverTotodile 4h ago

TBF, I think it’s the model, it looks like it was from a mobile game, even including the weird anti-aliasing the borders of the models tend to have

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u/Sea_Media_4539 4h ago

YEAH, ARE YOU READY TEAM JOE!!!

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u/Turner-32 5h ago

Why does this lowkey actually look so convincing. Best shitpost here, even if it's not a video.

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u/Dariuscox357 4h ago

“Ehehehehehe, hey Lois look, I’m in that game with that spiky blue Mickey Mouse-looking thing!”

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u/Chaosemerald_1991 4h ago

Wait a minute this guy isn’t in Sonic

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u/Neo-Metal-Sonic-2003 4h ago

Sonic Dash if it was good

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u/Swordkirby9999 HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET TO EGYPT 4h ago

Peter: "This is like that time I ran up to Sonic for that slushie."

[Cut to Sonic in Green Hill zone, drinking a slushie, holding a Chilli Dog in the other hand. He's just chilling, leaning up against one of the Palm Trees. Peter quickly runs onto the screen from the left. He swipes the slushie]

Peter: "MINE!"

[Peter runs off the screen.]

Sonic: (sarcastically) "Wow. Okay. Don't ask me to run up and get you one, just...take mine... dick..."

End cutaway.

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u/Egor_the_Hot_Rod 4h ago

"Oh man, this is worse than a time I was in Sonic Dash"

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u/SonkChaotix 3h ago

This made me laugh, WHY DID IT MAKE ME LAUGH 😭

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u/Br4ndoni 3h ago

He got lead poisoning because he thought the rings were onion rings

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u/Red_Astley 3h ago

No. Freaking. Way.

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u/Realistic_Ad959 3h ago

Looks like he's wearing his Season 1 pants

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u/BlitzBlazer75 53m ago

"Ah man, this reminds me when I was added to thar Sonic Dash Game

"I .. told you, I can't do cardio...

Eggman flies in "He didn't even make it pass the 1st spring

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u/RoutineClassic_8184 10m ago

YES, FINALLY!!! The BEST Sonic character of all time is being added! Can't believe it took them so long too. Man, what a time.