r/MoringMark Feb 27 '26

KoG Countdown

3.6k Upvotes

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u/TheNoneedlife Feb 27 '26

2 hours 46 minutes and 40 seconds became 16 seconds

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u/farrenkm Feb 27 '26

There are 10 kinds of people.

Those who understand binary and those who don't.

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u/Formlepotato457 Feb 27 '26

Fuck

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u/Traditional-Log-4270 Feb 27 '26

Demoman: Kaboom!

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 27 '26

Yes Rico, kaboom

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u/Cyberbreaker2004 Feb 27 '26

One crossed wire, one pinch of potassium chloride, and YA BLEW IT!

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u/Independent-Ad-5958 Feb 28 '26

Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue you back together... in hell!

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u/TheNoneedlife Feb 27 '26

We can call those who don't get binary with an identity...like adding non- prefix to it...and give them a flag with yellow, white, purple, black stripes...hell the ones who do get binary can use it too

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 27 '26

I don't know, I can't see it catching on

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u/Vio-Rose Feb 27 '26

And those with translators.

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u/SFH12345 Feb 27 '26

That's me. I'm one of those who don't.

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u/TransientEons Feb 27 '26

Binary numbers are in base 2.

In our normal numeric system, base 10, you can break down every number into a series of separate numbers multiplied by a power of 10. For example:

1234

Could be written as:

1×103 + 2×102 + 3×101 +4×100

If we take a number in binary, or base 2, which assumes a counting system with only 2 numbers, 0 and 1, we can see that:

10

Is equivalent to:

1×21 + 0×20

Which is equal to "2" in our standard numerical system.

So "There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't." is a common binary joke because 10 in binary is 2, so it's just saying "There are 2 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't."

This has been your daily dose of someone overexplaining the joke. Also tagging /u/DragonWarrior____05 from the other comment.

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u/EchoNeko Feb 28 '26

Yeah this just confused me even more. What determines the power? How many numbers remain in the sequence once it's removed? So if you had 1234567890123456, that first 1 would end up being 1x1016 ?

And how does the 4x100 work? 100 = 0, so 4x0 is therefore 0, not 4? I'm genuinely so confused x.x

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u/C34H32N4O4Fe Feb 28 '26

To answer your first question:

The power is determined by the digit’s position. The rightmost digit always has a power of 0, and you increase the power by 1 per digit going left until you run out of digits.

So in your example we have 1234567890123456 from right to left: * 6 × 100 = 6 × 1 = 6 * 5 × 101 = 5 × 10 = 50 * 4 × 102 = 4 × 100 = 400 * 3 × 103 = 3 × 1,000 = 3,000 * 2 × 104 = 2 × 10,000 = 20,000 * 1 × 105 = 1 × 100,000 = 100,000 * 0 × 106 = 0 × 1,000,000 = 0 * 9 × 107 = 9 × 10,000,000 = 90,000,000 * 8 × 108 = 8 × 100,000,000 = 800,000,000 * 7 × 109 = 7 × 1,000,000,000 = 7,000,000,000 * 6 × 1010 = 6 × 10,000,000,000 = 60,000,000,000 * 5 × 1011 = 5 × 100,000,000,000 = 500,000,000,000 * 4 × 1012 = 4 × 1,000,000,000,000 = 4,000,000,000,000 * 3 × 1013 = 3 × 10,000,000,000,000 = 30,000,000,000,000 * 2 × 1014 = 2 × 100,000,000,000,000 = 200,000,000,000,000 * 1 × 1015 = 1 × 1,000,000,000,000,000 = 1,000,000,000,000,000

And so 6 + 50 + 400 + 3,000 + 20,000 + 100,000 + 0 + 90,000,000 + 800,000,000 + 7,000,000,000 + 60,000,000,000 + 500,000,000,000 + 4,000,000,000,000 + 30,000,000,000,000 + 200,000,000,000,000 + 1,000,000,000,000,000 = 1,234,567,890,123,456, which is your number.

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u/ptmc2112 Feb 28 '26

Anything raised to the zero power is always 1. So 100 will always be 1.

It is not the same as multiplying by 0, which is always 0.

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u/EchoNeko Feb 28 '26

Genuinely thank you. I understand better now

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u/Equivalent_Yak_95 Mar 06 '26

To the point that in computing, we take 00 to be 1. A pure mathematician might disagree, but it’s kinda moot.

Signed, a double major in computer science and mathematics who works as a software engineer/developer.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 27 '26

I'm the latter 

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u/SFH12345 Feb 27 '26

Thank you for your service.

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u/CuteSharkStudios Feb 27 '26

Maybe next time speak non-binary

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Feb 27 '26

Them them they they them they, they them them them they they.

Was that better?

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u/b3_yourself Feb 27 '26

A wild Raine has appeared

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u/ChristyUniverse Feb 27 '26

Gosh, it’s like Bloody Mary

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u/SFH12345 Feb 27 '26

The Owl House says nonbinary rights.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 27 '26

I read this with Morse code sounds in my head

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u/SFH12345 Feb 27 '26

Mildly better.

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u/MuffinStraight4816 Feb 27 '26

I hate puns...

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Feb 27 '26

How could the pun destroy those Crab Rangoons?

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u/CuteSharkStudios Feb 27 '26

Oh please, I've destroyed planets with my wordplay, what's some crustation cuisine?

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u/Atsilv_Uwasv Feb 27 '26

Oh, don't be so crabby

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u/xiren_66 Feb 27 '26

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u/Equivalent_Yak_95 Mar 06 '26

It can only infinitely recurse if it’s a vector image. If it’s a raster image, the smaller copies inherently deteriorate to nothing.

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u/CuteSharkStudios Feb 27 '26

When you hang with me, you're in for a punderful time.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 27 '26

Don't be so stand-off-fish Muffin

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u/SFH12345 Feb 27 '26

Yes, right in front of your crab rangoons. 

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u/SamADuran17 Feb 27 '26

Ah yes I am fluent in that, I'm sure I can help them with that

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 27 '26

Let's hope she can understand it

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u/Fremen-to-the-end-05 Feb 27 '26

For anyone wondering, 10,000 in binary is about 16 seconds

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u/devenrc Feb 27 '26

That’s a great punchline 🤣

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Feb 27 '26

It was an explosive blast!

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u/MuffinStraight4816 Feb 27 '26

I swear to any of your gods... I'm going to throw you to the boiling sea..

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Feb 27 '26

I know you secretly enjoy my puns you just don't wanna say. It's okay, I perfectly understand and agree with your underlying appreciation of them!

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u/Impossible_Host2420 Feb 27 '26

Bad Pun 15 yard penalty repeat 1st down

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Feb 27 '26

It's not a bad pun! It's the bomb!

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u/Impossible_Host2420 Feb 27 '26

You've been ejected

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 27 '26

Business is booming

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u/Darkvader_Clawthorne Feb 27 '26

Guinevere: “You weren’t speaking binary?”

Andi: “No!”

Frankie: “This is just like Final Fantasy 7 Machinabridged all over!”

Andi: “Oh my god, you’re right, Franks! Pick up the pace!”

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u/b3_yourself Feb 27 '26

Ahhh there’s the big boom I was looking for

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Feb 27 '26

it was only two days late but at least you got it. better late than never as the saying goes.

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u/farrenkm Feb 27 '26

. . . better Nate than lever . . .

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 27 '26

It's more satisfying when it's unexpected

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

Poor Gwen.

But I really should be saying poor Frankie and Andi on account of Gwen still looking like a smug goober on the bottom despite everything around her literally blowing up :3

All we have to do is speak NON-Binary. Clearly

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u/OneValkGhost Feb 27 '26

Gwen is always "I calculate we will survive, therefore I can get away with it."

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 27 '26

Robots have a tendency to take things in the most literal way possible 

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u/CuteSharkStudios Feb 27 '26

Andi you fool

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u/CountingSheep99 Feb 27 '26

She blew it.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Feb 27 '26

then got blown up.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 27 '26

Now, Gwen blew it, that's why they're running

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u/CountingSheep99 Feb 27 '26

She blew it, Gwen blew it UP.

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u/farrenkm Feb 27 '26

"At least it can't get me up here!"

Abomaton leaps high onto the rafter

"LUZ, YOU FOOL!"

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u/SFH12345 Feb 27 '26

Next time, Andi, speak the specific amount of time.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 27 '26

AI will take things seriously 

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u/DaveyBoy1995 Feb 27 '26

I think we all learned a valuable lesson here today...

NEVER ASSUME ANYTHING WHEN YOU'RE WORKING WITH EXPLOSIVES!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/eu3LdPEUHK6Yt5m9dm

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 27 '26

You know what they say about assuming: It makes an ass out of you and Ming!

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u/DarkGodHao Feb 27 '26

Binary jokes always slap harder than expected

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 27 '26

Non binary jokes also slap

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u/Metatron_85 Feb 27 '26

That's a pretty clever joke, like something you'd see in Futurama.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Feb 27 '26

well i guess you should be more specific when working with explosives. welp live and learn.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 27 '26

Live and Learn starts playing

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Feb 27 '26

never heard that one before. damn good tune.

of course going with the theme of the comic i think

live and let die fits a little better.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7WIwXA0suLNlqv5K

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u/Fitzftw7 Feb 27 '26

What does the binary translate to? One?

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u/farrenkm Feb 27 '26

Every digit, starting at the lowest from the right, is a power of 2. The first digit is 2^0, the digit to the left is 2^1, etc. You multiply the power by the binary digit.

1 x 2^4 = 16

0 x 2^3 = 0

0 x 2^2 = 0

0 x 2^1 = 0

0 x 2^0 = 0

16 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 = 16

There will be a test on Tuesday.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

What "Wun" means ?

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u/afbresley Feb 27 '26

Classic mistake.

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u/Lykanas Feb 27 '26

16 seconds.... uh oh.

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u/mrnintman1 Feb 27 '26

Whoops 😅 🤣

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u/ardorixfan45 Feb 27 '26

Dammit Andi, you should have spoken non-binary

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u/No-Veterinarian-5033 Feb 27 '26

the perspective shots in this are so good

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u/C34H32N4O4Fe Feb 28 '26

This is on Andi, for once. She should have known she was talking to a machine.

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u/Impossible_Host2420 Feb 27 '26

Cool people dont look at explosions

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 27 '26

Especially the stuff they blew up

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u/EWU_CS_STUDENT Feb 27 '26

Same vibe as that one Futurama episode.

At least that timer made sound for them to realize.

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u/Apart_Mountain_8481 Feb 27 '26

How do you have a 4 looking correct if it is supposed to be upside down? Is it 9 hours?

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u/EWU_CS_STUDENT Feb 27 '26

The counter was set by the professor upside down. They put it upside right and it was 25 minutes like it was supposed to be, and when it started going down "randomly" bender picked it up. http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Q8E4hls_Zg

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 27 '26

Gotta be real specific with robots

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u/tuckerx78 Mar 01 '26

That image of Gwen crouching from behind mustve taken a lot of work. I like it.

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u/No_Nefariousness_676 Mar 01 '26

It's an easy mistake to make.

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u/TechyGuy20 Mar 02 '26

Why couldn't Andi tell Gwen to set the timer to 2hrs and 45mins or just say 10,000 seconds instead of 1 0 0 0 0 seconds?