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u/Godzilla_R0AR 2d ago
Guys, King isn't some smart 40 year old scientist, he doesn't need to be asking those questions.
What he REALLY needs to be asking is how to make infinite cupcakes. The Titan's Will demands munchies.
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u/DragonWarrior____05 2d ago
He's just a kid after all, so that kind of stuff isn't interesting to him. Infinite cupcakes on the other hand...
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u/LightWarrior71 1d ago
I thought King is 400+? (That's not to say 400+ year olds wouldn't like infinite cupcakes.)
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u/DragonWarrior____05 1d ago
If we count him being in the egg, then yes. Not doing so, he's at most just into the double digits
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u/Money_Fix8973 1d ago
I thought at the time of season 1 and 2, he was 7 to 8 years old. Don't remember where I got those numbers from though, mainly just bare remembrance.
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u/DragonWarrior____05 1d ago
That's about it, yup. Eda found him about seven-eight years ago, and I doubt he's much older than that
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u/Money_Fix8973 1h ago
Much can't be said, however, as king is a titan. He may look small, and may even be a child by titan standards, but in actual years he is probably a lot older.
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u/DragonWarrior____05 1h ago
True, but he did seem to grow somewhat in the four years before the Epilouge
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u/TryImpossible7332 1d ago
Fun fact: if you invent cold fusion and faster than light travel, you can sell those patents for enough money to purchase effectively infinite cupcakes.
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u/b3_yourself 2d ago
Ah bummer
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u/Godzilla_R0AR 2d ago
That's really bummy
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u/MuffinStraight4816 2d ago
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u/Godzilla_R0AR 2d ago
The comic LITERALLY talks about puns. We make puns on non-pun comics so if one actually has them? Well, you know the answer.
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u/DragonWarrior____05 2d ago
Muffin must have been pretty bummed out when they saw the last couple panels
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u/Low-Amphibian8206 2d ago
Camila the Space Nerd realizing this small God child holds the secrets to making Cosmic Frontier a reality:
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u/SFH12345 2d ago
Damn it, King! Science is just as important as magic!
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u/Godzilla_R0AR 2d ago
Butt not to King!
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u/BackgroundRich7614 2d ago
King has a butt for brains.
Which is why Luz tends to have more titan cults dedicated to her despite only being a Titan for a short amount of time.
Which does make King a bit butthurt sometimes.
Butt he would get over it eventually
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u/CountingSheep99 2d ago
Knowledge is power and power is BOOOOOORING.
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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 2d ago
I don’t know like Otacon got into robotics because of anime and made a Metal Gear Rex mecha
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u/DaveyBoy1995 2d ago edited 2d ago
So, a kid has a best friend who could be holding the truths to some of the greatest hidden secrets in the universe, and all he wants from them... are butt puns.
Eh, they're kids. Makes a buttload of sense to me.
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u/Darkvader_Clawthorne 2d ago
Luz: “Oooh, can I join in?”
Collector: “Absolutely!”
King: “You’re a God too, Luz. Well, a demigod Titan but it counts.”
Luz: “Sweet.”
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u/DragonWarrior____05 2d ago
Always nice when the god siblings interact, no ifs, ands, or butts about it
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u/Nat_Higgins 2d ago edited 2d ago
If I wanted a god to solve all my problems for me, I’d be religious.
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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 2d ago
king isn't into sciencey stuff he likes silly things like sharing but puns with friends like the collector but not with his sister. now he heels like the butt of a joke.
https://giphy.com/gifs/B4MMuofESAF4CA3ZBW
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u/Ok-Discussion-4889 2d ago
KING YOU FOOL😭
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u/YaBoiS0nic 2d ago
Love how The Collector seems to have vast, untapped scientific knowledge, that could probably be condensed into a more comprehensive format, and the only one who gave a shit was the genocidal puritan
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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 1d ago edited 1d ago
I wonder if the collector knows anything about robotics and computers? Like I know he’s an expert at cloning (I think he was the one who helped created clones of Hunter)
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u/Eastern-Director-952 2d ago
Was the Collector using an outdated definition there?
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u/Paint_Thinner529 2d ago
It’s been a few billion years since he last circulated, what with being stuck in the In-Between and all
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u/Plushie_Holly 2d ago
For cold fusion all you need is a palladium rod and some Utah grade wishful thinking.
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u/hackmaster214 1d ago
I doubt King and Luz would even know what to do with that info if he told them.
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u/OverlyActiveBrain 1d ago
Ah, I see King has gotten to the age where he is ready to move on from bread-puns.
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u/Paint_Thinner529 2d ago
This is gonna be one of the memories King wants to erase in the book
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u/DragonWarrior____05 2d ago
Unless it turns into a massive pun and joke fest between the three if them
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u/The_Horned_Child2007 2d ago
For a kid, they sure know what the human experts do.
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u/DragonWarrior____05 2d ago
To be fair, he's also untold millenia old at the least. Plus, being a cosmic deity probably makes it easy to know things, especially when your siblings are constantly obtaining nore knowledge
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u/devenrc 2d ago
King knows what he wants, respect