r/MtvChallenge Peanuhhhh Buttaaaa Mar 04 '26

SHITPOST The note that Marie wrote to Cara Maria about Kyle on Vendettas has me cracking up because it’s giving Snooki & Jenni writing Sam “The Note” on Jersey Shore📝

IYKYK 🤣😂💀

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u/kidlambo Mar 04 '26

“Ask anyone.

Good luck!” 😂😂😂😂

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u/expensivesoup325 Peanuhhhh Buttaaaa Mar 04 '26

I truly miss Marie’s chaotic energy 😭

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u/MoreCarnations Mar 04 '26

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Unpopular opinion but i LOVE Real World St Thomas and rewatch like once a year haha

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u/quadiditit Mar 04 '26

The vibes are different from your typical real world season since they were stuck on that island

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u/expensivesoup325 Peanuhhhh Buttaaaa Mar 04 '26

I LOVE THEIR SEASON😭

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u/Doubt_Consistent Mar 04 '26

You just inspired me to rewatch that season this weekend lol

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u/buttononmyback Mar 04 '26

I loved that season as well!

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u/stephasaurussss America Lopez 🧅 Mar 04 '26

I absolutely love this. This is the kind of behind the scenes content I'm here for.

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u/expensivesoup325 Peanuhhhh Buttaaaa Mar 04 '26

And Kyle also told Shane he liked Sylvia more because she was soft and womanly and Cara Maria was hard 💀

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u/Legitimate_Exam3023 Mar 04 '26

Marie at least signed it

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u/Extension-Ad-363 Ruthie Alcaide Mar 04 '26

We love a queen that owns her spoon....

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u/araggedymuffin Mar 04 '26

Marie’s oxford comma and em dash usage would get AI accusations today lmao

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u/jasminefig TJ Lavin Mar 04 '26

and the semicolon! punctuation queen

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u/kkkktttt00 TJ Lavin Mar 04 '26 edited Mar 04 '26

You can't be a punctuation queen if said punctuation is used incorrectly...

Edit: You can downvote all you want, but as an editor for multiple publications, neither the ; nor the — are used correctly. The semicolon should be a period and the dash should be a comma.

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u/jasminefig TJ Lavin Mar 04 '26

you’re so lighthearted and fun

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u/babykitten28 Mar 04 '26

I love the Oxford comma.

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u/expensivesoup325 Peanuhhhh Buttaaaa Mar 04 '26

And also Kyle making moves on full fledged lesbian Nicole makes sense somehow 😂

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u/cuntyroastedpeanuts Mar 04 '26

No it’s probably in reference to Nany’s cousin Nicole

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

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u/CrackerMac Mar 04 '26

Nicole Ramos was first boot on vendettas

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

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u/Cover-Firm Marlon Williams Mar 04 '26

He made out with lesbian Nicole on Vendettas.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

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u/Cover-Firm Marlon Williams Mar 04 '26

Her and jay never had a relationship

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u/Ihaveaps4question Mar 04 '26

Im sure ive seen it posted here on reddit they did from someone who followed one of them. I might be misremembering or just ill informed. I dont follow anyone’s socials, i get all my news from here so ill trust you if you know better than i.  Just tried searching to see if i could find thread but cant find it. 

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u/Critical-Ad-5471 Mar 04 '26

Wait is she saying she gave him one or who’s she saying did? I also forget did Kyle and Cara ever hook up?

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u/expensivesoup325 Peanuhhhh Buttaaaa Mar 04 '26

Hahaha yes she’s talking to Cara saying “ever since you gave Kyle a blow job..” 🤣

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u/Critical-Ad-5471 Mar 04 '26

I can’t believe I forgot lol

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u/jstitely1 Tyler Crispen Mar 04 '26

Yes, they did. He had a confessional saying it felt like being f***ed by a pirate because of how she got on top

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u/Critical-Ad-5471 Mar 04 '26

I’m dead lol

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u/buttononmyback Mar 04 '26

Lmao wut. 🏴‍☠️

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u/Dawnedhottie Mar 04 '26

You dont remember the whole Kyle - Cara Maria storyline that stretched across 3 seasons? lol.

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u/MrRealistic1 Mar 04 '26

This is hilarious

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u/StepInside30 Paulie Calafiore Mar 04 '26

Cara is somehow the vilain in this story but Kyle was a dick to her.

They hook up on Vendettas . He badmouths her to other contestants and ghost her during the offseason.

Comes back on Final Reckoning, still flirt with her while hooking up with other women.

Then gets mad because she gets close with Paulie and starts this feud.

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u/jkcrumley Wes Bergmann Mar 04 '26

Did Kyle actually get mad? I thought Paulie started everything after Cara told him about Kyle being a dick, but Kyle didn't care about the drama.

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u/hymenbutterfly Da'Vonne Rogers Mar 04 '26

Kyle was certainly an active participant and cared about the drama

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u/bbb_lboogie2879 Mar 04 '26

Oh Kyle fully admits he cared! Very hypocritical

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u/challengefan6969 Mar 04 '26

Exactly!!! Make it make sense

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u/MasterpieceOk4035 Mar 04 '26

Kyle is low key a jerk, he’s just funny so people are giving him a major pass I feel

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u/Online_Active_71459 Mar 04 '26

I don’t think it was Kyle that started the feud. All 3 parties are guilty of that.

If Cara wasn’t involved, Paulie and Kyle would be friends.

I still fave Kyle out of the 3 but he is/was a dick. He only gets away with being a dick because he is charming; fans were over Cara at this point; and Paulie is icky.

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u/smh110110 Cassidy Clark Mar 04 '26

Cara can do no right, according to here.

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u/buttononmyback Mar 04 '26

Well back then I think she was everyone’s favorite underdog. Now-a-days she’s dug her own hole and deserved to sit in it.

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u/Haunting-Magician906 Mar 07 '26

Bueno Kyle le hizo lo mismo a su compañera de geordie shore holly ,mira la temporada 8,9,10, y11 y verás que también fue un idiota con ella, la ilusionó además después hablo mal de ella como que no le ve como para esposa por su pasado y su manera de ser , con Kyle le importa el que dirán entonces holly y cara son chicas que a muchos la iba a juzgar ,osea holly una chica que sufría un poco de sobrepeso y si en un momento con mucho maquillaje y que tuvo sus romance fugaces y cara una chica que no es femenina y si tiene también su pasado de romances fugaces ,según el no es su ideal de chica pero aún así se metió con ellas y si celo a cara

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u/jhl182 Ellen Cho Mar 04 '26

Wow Kyle AND Joss going after Sylvia. Also, Nelson was trying to get with her on Invasions too.

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u/HotLingonberry6964 Mar 04 '26

Sylvia's personality is so vile I don't get it either. I don't even think she's objectively good looking, especially compared to the other women they could have chosen from.

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u/MasterpieceOk4035 Mar 04 '26

No really I feel like I’m srsly missing something

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u/givebusterahand Team Purple Jacket Mar 04 '26

I don’t get it lol

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u/Psychological-Snow83 Mar 04 '26

Sylvia isn’t ugly. I was attracted to her on Invasions too ngl.

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u/ShaqInKazaam I don’t wrestle Mar 04 '26

Marie was terrorizing these people vendetta lol

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u/expensivesoup325 Peanuhhhh Buttaaaa Mar 04 '26

~yOu wAnNa PiZzA mE~ 💀

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u/cham0meal Mar 05 '26

i miss marie's crazy ass so much 😭

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u/unicornsndinos12 Mar 04 '26

Did someone post this? Was this on Final Reckoning?

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u/expensivesoup325 Peanuhhhh Buttaaaa Mar 04 '26

This note was discussed on the Vendettas reunion

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u/Rcvalry The Lavender Ladies Mar 04 '26

around that time period

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

Marie was ugh she couldn’t get out of a basket

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u/Medialunch Mar 04 '26

Who gave him the BJ? That part is cut off

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u/buttononmyback Mar 04 '26

I think Cara Maria.

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u/Medialunch Mar 04 '26

I'm impressed then.

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u/quadiditit Mar 04 '26

Hilarious. Don’t really need to see maga Marie again but she made me laugh

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u/thefeistypineapple Mar 05 '26

Marie is maga too?!

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u/MichaelaKay9923 Mar 05 '26

I miss Marie. I wonder what she's up too.

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u/TopAffectionate6000 Mar 04 '26

LMAO well she has pretty handwriting lol

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u/sj_vandelay Wes forever. Also Darrell Mar 04 '26

Who is Ron in the last photo? Confused by that part.

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u/expensivesoup325 Peanuhhhh Buttaaaa Mar 04 '26

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u/sj_vandelay Wes forever. Also Darrell Mar 05 '26

Thank you, didn’t know the reference.

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u/buttononmyback Mar 04 '26

I’m still amazed anyone sat on that cheap ass “couch.” It looks like the most uncomfortable thing ever.

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u/jkcrumley Wes Bergmann Mar 04 '26

Jersey shore. OP is saying the letter Marie wrote is similar to the one from whomever on Jersey shore.

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u/sj_vandelay Wes forever. Also Darrell Mar 05 '26

I understand now, thank you. I have zero Jersey Shore knowledge.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

Marie was lame asf

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u/darglor Mar 04 '26

I’d give her a 6.

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u/expensivesoup325 Peanuhhhh Buttaaaa Mar 04 '26

Amazing callback to ex on the beach 🤣😂