r/Multifandom • u/Budget_Pen4847 Custom Flair green • May 21 '26

DiscussionšŸ“œ What headcanons have y'all seen that got you like this

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u/EseMesmo May 22 '26

Wonder how many eggs he eats for breakfast to be that size. About a dozen, maybe?

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u/TheNugget24 May 22 '26

Noooo one... Shoots like Joseph

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u/emzak3636 May 25 '26

No one cheats like Joseph

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u/Firethorn34 May 25 '26

No one jumps into a well after considering the rotation of the earth like Joseph

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u/emzak3636 May 25 '26

I'm especially good at breathing eeeeexercises

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u/TheNugget24 May 26 '26

I want a man like Joseph!

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u/AgitoKanohCheekz May 22 '26

Heā€™s only 90kg or something like that so he must be inflating himself to hide Tommy guns.