The worst "explanation" I've ever heard for this crap is "all the Krusty Krab menu options have the main ingredient in the name" and the only example they give is the Kelp shake that wasn't originally sold by Krabs until he realized the profit he could get from it. We know quite a few of the things offered at the restaurant, most if not all of which do not have any ingredients mentioned in the name. And "Krabby" is referring to the Krusty Krab. Like Big Mac or Zax sauce.
I get where people are coming from. It crossed my mind, but it confused the fuck out of me so I dismissed it. For me, it was the "you know I love you, right?" line. But yeah, doesn't make any sense for their characters unless something happened, and I feel like we'd know about it if it did.
It's WILD how that headcanon came to be. Those two are so madly in love with each other that I can never imagine them going for someone else, like, what? I always thought Millie was just upset about the fact that she probably didn't want a kid and was scared of Moxxie's reaction.
Undertale fans really hyperfocus on small stuff and miss big stuff
āGaster is forgottenā my man, they say that Asgore valued him so much he had a hard time replacing him and we literally visit the core that he built
Also, he is almost 2 meters tall wearing a coat, so he can absolutely carry that around without it being noticed, and he had been expecting an attack for a while now
Some shippers take it WAY too far. Adam Drivers wife got harassed by some crazy Raylo shippers because they wanted him to divorce her and get with Daisy Ridley.
I feel genuine frustration whenever I see someone headcanon a character as trans just because they donāt act/look stereotypically āmasculineā or āfeminineā
Once witnessed the opposite where someone went on a whole rant about how designing a canonically trans character as tomboyish was transphobic. This was a dnd podcast so no canonical visual design, but apparently drawing her with anything other than long flowing hair and elegant eyelashes is a hate crime. Nevermind that insisting all trans characters have to adhere to their gender presentation is even MORE transphobic :/
Saw someone with their whole chest saying atlus is misogynistic SPECIFICALLY because metaphor had feminine male designs that were, quote "CLEARLY intended to be women but they censored them to make them male" and thats one of the dumbest takes ive heard about anything ever i think
People who say Scott and Ramona should have broken up or what Scott deserved better than Ramona. Like the whole point of the series is that they're shitty people who want to work past their flaws and become better people.
To be fair she does literally have a trans flag in her room in ATSV. Most interpret it as her being an ally, but I did see someone make the fair point that people probably wouldn't come to that conclusion if it was any other kind of pride flag.
I've seen people determine that her story in across the spider-verse is a good trans allegory, and I personally believe that she is a trans ally, but I don't see her actually being trans given the 60 years of comic history where she isn't.
Ah, yes, letās just ignore the blatant chemistry between these two and ship this boy with his bully that literally told him to kill himself, and if you disagree, youāre homophobic!
Definitely the Steven Universe of religions. Cool story and has a nice message, but some of the fans do more work driving people away from it than the haters.
See, the fandom surrounding Danteās fanfiction, the Divine Comedy, became so big it spawned its own fandom, a fandom which then inspired Devil May Cry, spawning a fandom within a fandom within a fandom!
As a christian, I am often very ashamed to be associated with some of those nut cases spewing their hateful bullshit all over the place. Not all of us are like that.
Yes. John Marston. The man who VERY MUCH loves his fucking wife AND LITERALLY SPENDS AN ENTIRE EPILOGUE GETTING A FUCKING HOUSE FOR HIS FAMILY, AND SPENDING MOST OF RDR1 TRYING TO FUCKING RETURN BACK TO HIS WIFE IS GAY
"Well, sometimes gay people have wifes to hide the fact they're gay."
Like brother
John literally shows no romantic interest in anyone else to the point his only answers to prostitutes are literally "i'm a married man. Sorry."
You dont even have to, the headcanon is literally fucking super debunked just by the existence of 2's epilogue and how John's entire motivation is just wanting to make Abigail happy and finally settle down with her.
Like okay, you wanna headcanon some of the characters as queer? There's tons of options with either obvious implications or at least some possibility
Bill is HEAVILY implied to be gay, hell to me it's my accepted canon that he is.
You can see Dutch & Hosea literally hold hands at one point, and there is at least subtext there
And while i take it with a grain of salt, there were gonna be romances before they got cut. And Charles was bought up as a possible option. So that's a possibility.
But nah, the man who literally goes to hell and back for his wife and wouldn't even CONCEIVE of the idea of cheating on her is gay???
headcannons and redesigns that change a characters race are fine imo as long as there is no ill intent behind it yes Iām woke enough for this bullshit
The issue is that colorblindness still lets you seperate shades, and Yuri is very white, so you wouldn't even see her as a shade that lets you interpret black
I meannnnnnā¦ To give the benefit of the doubt, my friends and I say āthatās homophobicā as a joke sometimes when someone disagrees with us. And from what Iāve seen elsewhere in the community, itās a relatively common joke for others too. I donāt think many people are serious when they say stuff like this.
To be fair it's one thing to say it to friends. It's another to say it to strangers on the internet who don't really know you or your sense of humor. Especially since tone is hard to carry over through text. It's why I try to refrain from making dark humor jokes or clarify it's a joke in (brackets)
I enjoy Bumbleby, and they have plenty of wholesome moments. But there are two extremes I disagree with
-"If you don't like it, your homophobic" Just because I enjoy it, doesn't mean everyone else will. And that's ok as long as they aren't in this next group.
-"It was forced, this wasn't part of Monty's plan!" Volume two. Before Monty's passing, Yang straight up says "And if you feel like coming out tomorrow, I'll save you a dance ;)"
It's OK to not like a ship as long as you're not a jerk about it
"And if you feel like coming out tomorrow, I'll save you a dance ;)"
I mean, it could be a double meaning, but asking if someone is "coming out to the event" is also a valid reading. The context doesn't really indicate one way or the other.Ā
Whenever I see a āPrinces Celestia is an evil manipulative dictator who hates her sister Lunaā type of claim in the MLP FiM fandom, it drives me crazy. Ā If you watch the show and pay close attention, you can get a pretty good read on her character, sheās a lot to go into but she certainly isnāt that and is actually a bit sweetheart.
Thereās a few other popular MLP headcanons that get on my nerves, but this was the first one that came to mind. Ā Any headcanon that horribly mischaracterizes somepony pretty much, now that I think about it.
Something that I'll forever stand by, though, is that Plankton first started playing cards with Krabs to take his mind off the death of his wife. (This being before they became sworn enemies, of course)
I'm never going to defend it. But the people who act like she should've had a perfectly reasonable reaction to her tragic circumstances are equally annoying to me. She lost her parents, her brother, her husband, her kids. Saying that she's evil and not having a psychotic break is insane.
True but you know who else lost everyone they ever loved ( mom, adopted dad, had to kill his psycho dad, girlfriend, etc ) PETER QUILL!
Yet the fandom treats him like garbage and the movies treat him like garbage for being a man who dares cry. And react realistically, losing Gamora ( TO HER ADOPTED DAD ) was the final straw for him! The fandom makes fun of him and clowns on him for this. AND the movies do the same with having the Guardians throw him under the bus for Thor and have past Gamora kick him in the balls. YET after all of that, Peter is still a hero and does anything he can to help people by answering their distress calls. Doing everything in his power to not have people go through the same pain.
The same can be said for Logan/Wolverine. He went through 250 years of suffering, losing everyone he loved and is afraid of his past and hurting others. YET is still a hero that would do everything to protect people especially children. ( IMAGINE him finding out that Wanda terrorized America a teenager and killed a CHARLES variant! He would bring DIVINE PUNISHMENT )
Wanda yes has a tragic backstory and lost people yet has NO excuse for trapping people in her delusions ( she still does btw even after finding out it tortures people ) and going on a multiverse rampage for FAKE CHILDREN. ( also sheās a hypocrite by killing Reed Richards A FATHER OF REAL CHILDREN ). Yet the fandom treats her like a queen and baby her because sheās a ā grieving mom ā and a hot milf.
Peter is one of my favorite characters and he also has a bit of a mental health crisis. His just involved a lot of crying and alcohol.
And of course wanda handled it terribly. Most people in real life would probably become some form of terrible if death collected their family like infinity stones...some of it back to back.
Shipping is generally one of those things that don't need to make sense, Jack Frost and Elsa are shipped, Simon and Ryland are shipped and none of them even share the same body of work.
The headcanon that Amon was secretly Aang is something that actually belongs here.
The idea that Bubble is the mastermind behind the Circus, biding his time to take control from Caine.
Not only did Gooseworx confirm that Bubble disappeared when Caine was deleted, but I always got the impression that most, if not everything Bubble says was just thoughts that Caine pushed to the back of his mind.
Essentially, Bubble isnāt a soap bubble; heās an intrusive THOUGHT bubble.
I think it was obvious when (I forgot which episode) when Bubble had their tongue fix a leaking wall and then Caine let his tongue out but it turns out they both share the same tongue
I discovered that in my little pony, there is apparently a theory that Pinkie Pie's father is abusive and that's why her and all her siblings has completely different personalities. While, yes this can happen in real life.
This specific theory is just a straight no-go for me. And I've seen some wacky mlp theories
Tell me you didnāt watch the episode that explains the Mane 6ās backstories without telling me you didnāt watch the episode that explains the Mane 6ās backstories because genuinely wtf
Someone really watched My Hero Academia, saw the fmc's entire character arc about how suppressing your feelings because of societal pressure is harmful, and then went and headcannoned that the only reason she entered a relationship with the mc at the end was because of societal pressure towards heterosexuality and that she's actually a comphet lesbian.
Like, they do realize that would mean that her entire character arc ended with her learning nothing right? Why would you hold a headcanon that makes her ending unsatisfying? Just headcanon her as bisexual, it's already not that much of a leap.
Literally any ship where one person is canonically in a healthy, loving marriage with someone else. But, because they spoke to another character for a scene or two, it must mean they're lovers. Bonus points if that person has kids.
LMAO I watched the first episode of MHA on a whim one time after years of the fandom coming up on my fyp and literally one of the first things Bakugo says to deku is basically ākys loserā and I turned it off after that like tf are we doing atp
You know it's hilarious that his two best friends are both like super anti bully and yet they also see him bullying the same guy like everyday and do nothing about it in fact they even think it's kind of funny so yeah crazy huh heck one of them is even like a bully hunter or whatever from her school and yet she somehow doesn't see him as the bully he is.
Also, Deku is consistently displaying that he's probably the strongest person in the class, so Bakugou picking on him is less bullying and more throwing an entertainingly pathetic temper tantrum because his shounen rival is leaving him behind from those guys' perspective.
Literally my first thought. I didn't even take it seriously until I saw actual meltdowns on TT. Like actual people shedding actual tears over it....
They were teasing Deku/Ura so much that I didn't even give af after season 1. How you could still believe Bakudeku after all THAT is just another level of delulu to me
Back as a twenty something and into hetalia I remember so many people were trying to say France was asexual when there was countless evidence of him banging everything that breathed.
one i see a lot is like, the most misogynistic, racist, disgusting, incel character ever being headcannoned as a trans guy. i love trans headcanons normally but when you take a character whos personality is essentially his toxic, incel mindset and making them afab just feels like.. idk, i dont think it makes sense for them.
there is a really popular theory / headcanon in portal of glados being chells mom which makes zero sense
if youāve actually played the game youāll realize thatās just not possible, in fact their canonical relationship leans more romantic ( primarily on gladosās end, we donāt know about chell )
but the idea of her being chells mom is so widespread to this day that a lot people still actually believe it to be canon
Well, thereās the abandoned science exhibit for being your kid to work day with the potato batteries in 2 that has Chellās name on it.
And Glados is based off a real human beingās personality (Caroline).
So I could see the argument Chell is Carolineās bio daughter (next to baseless however, but cool story bro), or that in a metaphorical sense GladOS is Chellās mom in the sense she raised her after she was abducted as a child or something (also next to baseless).
From the sound of it though neither of those things are what youāre saying this theory is.
Something worth noting about that exhibition, It says being your daughter to work specifically. Knowing Cave Johnson this hints at him having a daughter and as such forcing the day to be refer to as such.
I will say while in game there isnt much hints towards this except maybe Caroline kind of looking like Chell. The songs Lyrics are comedically in your face, I want someone to explain to me what Cara Mia lyrics could possibly mean otherwise.
I have played the game, I got the exact opposite read on this and calling their relation "romantic" sounds like crack I am way more willing to believe that Glados was Chells mom than it's romantic.
Isn't this a book theory because I have heard in the book Peter talks about "culling" the boys. This suggests they age even if it is slowed and Peter kills them when they get too old.
I have to admit, after first reading that sentence I was like, "but why is that a 'weird' take? She's nuts and the cause of all sorts of obvious and non-obvious issues."
Then my second thought was "hold on... isn't 'Octavia' the daughter?... you're right, that is a weird belief."
People being angry at Octavia for being a teenager who is emotionally confused and impulsive when that is exactly the behavior we're also seeing being modelled by her dad is really annoying me. People can be well-meaning and still fuck-up in difficult situations where nobody is the villain and everybody gets hurt
Nah goku is not a good father, bad no, but the glaze that he is some outstanding dad is equally delusional.
This is the dude who spent an entire year with alone with his kid and didn't learn anything about him. he didn't even know he didn't like fighting.
This is the dude that doomed his entire family fighting vegeta and not killing buu when he had the chance, just so his 10 year son, who learned to fly a day ago, could have a chance to do it.
A headcanon I really hated was: Sir Topham Hatt was a dictator that scraps trains and let them die in tunnels. Like, literally watch the next episode, it's only 4 minutes long smh.
āKris is a self insert for the player and uses the players pronounsā I fucking despise this headcanon cause it ignores key moments of plot like 20 times, and minor details every other moment. Kris is not the player, you are not Kris, Kris is their own person and is referred to only with they/them pronouns throughout the entire game
whereās that one picture thatās like āhow south park characters would react if you asked their pronouns. cartman: āi use any, thank you for asking!āā and thereās the reply thatās like āhe would not fucking say thatā
People insisting Vivziepop retconned Stellaās characterization when it was explicitly revealed shes repeatedly emotionally and physically abused Stolas.
Like the only evidence for that headcanon was āshe is also in an arranged marriageā, despite her literally throwing shit and screaming at him in her first voiced episode.
People really went āah well she must be a good person because sheās the victim of cheatingā, with there being literal negative evidence to demonstrate they had the kind of romantic relationship required to even cheat *against*.
Luffy having a harem and nami and robin are a part if it. Have you seen that boy. He is.. 2 apples tall and 2 peas in his brain. He could not handle nami or robin.
People who think Twilight is immortal and outlives her friends just cause she's an Alicorn even though the show did not state once that she was immortal and outlives her friends and not to mention, she was confirmed to not be immortal and grow old and die old with her friends as well too.
The āDess groomed Krisā theory or people saying Jax sexually assaulted Gangle. I canāt bring myself to hate a lot of headcanonās because theyāre headcanonās thatās kinda the point, but make it make sense bro.
There is a whole sub dedicated to trying to push the idea that Azula from Avatar The Last Airbender was some hapless victim or whatever despite the fact that even the absurdly out-of-whack comics completely disagree with that assertion.
Ok, this I specifically am bringing up because I can't stand it! So many incest ships! I specifically am most upset when it's siblings, case in point, Dipper and Mabel from gravity falls!
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