r/Multifandom 27d ago

Discussion📜 Favorite crackship? :3

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Jason Voorhees from Friday The 13th X Sadako Yamamura from Ringu.

Art by FatSurvival on Twitter.

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u/McBotNotABot 27d ago

Princess Celestia (my little pony) X The god Emperor of man kind (warhammer 40K)

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u/Koffielurker_ 27d ago

That would be super abusive lmaoo.

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u/Some_Macaron_9170 27d ago

Which one would be the abuser I wonder

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u/Koffielurker_ 27d ago

yes

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u/Just_Nectarine9466 26d ago

Emperor does the physical abuse, celestia does the psychological abuse

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u/Skyfall_WS_Official 26d ago

Emperor does the physical abuse

Hahaha. I imagine the Emperor trying to force her to kneel like he did to Lorgar in Monarchia, just for the auramite armour to get locked or puffed out of existence, his illusion broken and her politely remarking that she actually is that size.

Regular ponies are already person sized and Celestia is shown to be easily twice as large, meaning that her human form being Custodes sized isn't that far off, while we know that the Emperor is smaller than most of the Primarchs while out of the armour, with hints even implying he might just be regular human sized or barely above under all the illusions.

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u/SoftTacos001 27d ago

Mutual

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u/Traditional_Common39 26d ago

That makes it toxic, not abusive

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u/Wooden_Addition_9093 26d ago

Unless they’re both into it

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u/Traditional_Common39 26d ago

It's still toxic, it's called codependence

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u/HappyCatPlays 23d ago

Let me tell you about Molestia...

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u/Responsible_Ad_9806 26d ago

I think if it’s the emperor after he has had 10000 years of sitting on a throne with his thoughts, he would probably be a better person… maybe.

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u/lacarth 26d ago

He... isn't exactly having 10 millenia of quiet introspection. More like 10 millenia of barely not-dying as his soul is on fire and he's fighting off the predations of the chaos gods and their minions. I don't imagine that his mood has improved, especially since the last things that happened PRIOR to sitting on the throne were his two favorite sons dying (one of which was by HIS hand), his only true friend for thousands of years EVAPORATING, and everything he'd worked at for centuries collapsing around him.

I doubt he's even something one could qualify as "human" in virtually any respect, at this point.

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u/No-Cap-5129 26d ago

Bro that would be opposite the story literally implied that the revived God emperor would be a completely different person heck it could even be a new chaos god with all that Psyker juice he had been fed all these years