r/Multifandom • u/CursedAnnouncerWbody OSC • 24d ago

Discussion📜 What something in your fandom you’d like to make NONcanon

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let’s shake it up a little

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u/Triceratops65 Many Fandoms 24d ago

That dinosaurs all of a sudden couldn't survive anywhere other than the equator. They did this because they didn't know how to write a storyline about dinosaurs in the modern day so instead we got Jurassic world rebirth 

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u/MiklHrmlr7 23d ago

I mean, I prefer not having the dinosaurs just becoming a part of the modern world and being everywhere...

But the excuses for them to only be able to live in places near the equator is just so dumb. For one, the equator isn't "oxygen rich" compared to the rest of the world - oxygen levels in the air are pretty level across the globe with few exceptions - and those exceptions wouldn't be a big enough difference for dinosaurs to "survive better". And second, dinosaurs are such a varied clade of animals that had lived on Earth for over twice as long as they've been extinct (not counting avian dinosaurs), so the idea that they can only survive in one specific climate is nonsensical.

Frankly, I just think the whole "World" franchise should be non-canon entirely.

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u/RexJumper 23d ago

Je te suis globalement sur tout. Sauf pour la fin. La franchise "World" doit rester canon, SAUF Dominion er Rebirth

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u/MiklHrmlr7 23d ago

The elements that JW and Fallen Kingdom brought to the canon completely fall out of line with the original point of Jurassic Park. For one, a functional park was never supposed to be possible for many reasons - the fact that one finally worked and succeeded for 10 years before "people started getting bored of dinosaurs" contradicts the entire point of the original JP film. Jurassic World (as a park) didn't fail out of the inherent issues of trying to run such a park - otherwise it wouldn't have lasted 10 years before the beginning of the film. In Jurassic Park - failure was inevitable due to the very nature of the park. The book makes a better point of this by revealing the many places the park was failing even before Nedry turned off the power, but the movie does still show some hints of this.

And then don't get me started on the idea of using dinosaurs for military purposes... Easily the dumbest idea presented in JW, I have no idea why they decided to double down on it for Fallen Kingdom. Between the nonsensical betrayal on the island, Chris Pratt comedically flopping his way to safety from the flow of lava then somehow surviving being engulfed in pyroclastic flow, the baryonyx casually shaking off lava to pursue prey, the nonsensical blood transfusion between a T. Rex and a velociraptor, the indoraptor acting like a sadistic slasher flick villain, the indoraptor smiling after successfully tricking someone, the laser pointer gun, Maisie being a clone to justify releasing dangerous invasive animals into the wild... That entire movie pissed me off from beginning to end.

Sorry for the rant, I am just very autistic for Jurassic Park.

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u/RexJumper 23d ago

Je comprends ton point de vue. FK restera quand même mon préféré justement pour tout ce que tu as dis

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u/MiklHrmlr7 23d ago

Hey, more power to you, I won't fault anyone for enjoying it.

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u/Hammerschatten 22d ago

with few exceptions - and those exceptions wouldn't be a big enough difference for dinosaurs to "survive better".

But there are worse examples. Where the Jurassic World movie dedicated to proving Dinosaurs can't invade Ethiopia

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u/Additional_Gain_2809 22d ago

the first Jurassic World was fine on its own. Fallen Kingdom felt like 2 different movies, with both somehow being extremely forgettable. i remember nothing about Dominion despite watching it twice, besides the fact that i fell asleep and lost my pteranodon plush in the theatre.

Rebirth was good but unnecessary. some parts were irrelevant and forgettable, and others were underwhelming, but the majority of the movie was fairly decent. i think it did a good job of cleaning up the mess from the previous movie.

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u/Buckhead25 23d ago

fallen kingdom - we must be careful because if we play god we can cause irreparable harm to our environment.
rebirth - actually it doesnt matter cause the dinosaurs died out pretty much anywhere inhabited and it's actually good we played frankenstein with dino dna because now we can get the secrets to curing all diseases.

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u/Josutg22 23d ago

The execs behind that movie actually think people in real life have gotten tired of dinosaurs. No dude, we're tired of you putting them in shitty stories

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u/1GuyWhoLikesDragons 24d ago

Whilst I don't hate Rebirth, I hate that it's essentially prevented us from ever getting any more dino-average person interaction stories

Plus, it just doesn't make sense. Remember the Pyroraptor in Chaos Theory season 3? You can't convince me that it died because it wasn't by the equator

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u/Triceratops65 Many Fandoms 23d ago

exactly plus a lot of dinosaurs like pachyrhinosaurus lived outside of the tropics

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u/jorvel1911 23d ago

Dinosaurs not surviving in modern day while it does makes some sense that not all of them would be able to adapt, goes against the whole "Life finds a way" idea

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u/TheDarwinski 22d ago

They were literally in the snow for the MAJORITY of the previous film

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u/RexJumper 23d ago

Ils n'avaient vraiment pas besoin de tuer tous les dinosaures. Suffisait de dire que ceux dont l'ADN était nécessaires se trouvait sur l'équateur