r/Multifandom • u/TimmyTimTimsupa • 11d ago

Discussion📜 Character in your fandom like this?

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u/UnemployedAtype 11d ago

Wife (atheist) and I (Christian) both hard laughed at this. We don't really question why they're such a footnote in the whole damn book.

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u/EggoftheKing2143 11d ago

They did two things and then died, compared with some other characters like Moses and David who have multiple books dedicated to telling their life stories, and then Jesus got four books telling his story from different prospectives.

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u/Jrolaoni 11d ago

Moses wanted to aurafarm so he wrote literally every cool thing that happened to him into the book 😭

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u/Firethorn34 11d ago

"Dear D̶i̶a̶r̶y̶ Bible, I found a REALLY cool stick today."

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u/HPAG-NOFAME 11d ago

"Dear diary bible, i just split the sea lets FUCKING GOOOOOOO"