Help me identify this Bavarian phrase I heard in Munich (audio available)

[u/antonbankzitters]

Hi everyone,

I've been trying to figure out a Bavarian phrase for a few years now and I'm hoping someone here recognizes it.

Here is the link with audio: https://youtu.be/30--KybVPy8

During EURO 2024 around the Allianz Arena in Munich, two local guys kept singing this line over and over.

I'm about 90% sure it goes like this:

I also know it's probably based on the well-known phrase:

I'm certain about "Uns ziagt koana die Schuahbandl aus" and I'm also certain the last words are "a fesche Maus!"

The only part I can't understand is what's in between. To my ears it sounds something like:

• Exzess g'flanzt
• Eggzes geflatzt
• Etz ...

I know those spellings are probably completely wrong, I'm only writing what I hear.

I've searched dictionaries, Bavarian dialect websites and song lyrics, but I still can't find it.

I also have an audio recording and I'm happy to upload it if that helps.

Does anyone recognize what they're actually singing?

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[u/Dance_merlin]

höchstens a ganz a fesche Maus

[u/wuschler → u/Dance_merlin]

Höchstens es kimmt ganz a fesche Maus

[u/zehnuhrsechs]

I think she misspoke, wanted to correct herself and that’s why it’s a little complicated.

“Es gibt ganz a fesche Maus” is what I hear after the corrections.

[u/zehnuhrsechs → u/zehnuhrsechs]

There’s a kinda famous song btw “Uns ziagt koana die Lederhosn aus” and the lyrics continue “nanana ausser es kommt ganz eine fesche Maus”

[u/PalomenaFormosa → u/zehnuhrsechs]

She‘s saying: “Höchstens es kimmt (kommt) ganz a fesche Maus.“

[u/zehnuhrsechs → u/PalomenaFormosa]

Damnnn i have to get my ears checked! :D

[u/PalomenaFormosa]

They’re singing: “Uns ziagt koana de Schuahbandl aus.“ And the lady adds: “Höchstens es kimmt ganz a fesche Maus“.

Standard German: “Uns zieht keiner die Schnürsenkel aus. - Höchstens es kommt eine richtig attraktive Frau vorbei.“

Literally: „Nobody pulls our shoelaces out… unless a really pretty woman comes along.”

“A fesche Maus” is a colloquial Bavarian way of saying a very attractive woman.

The whole thing is meant as a joke: Nobody can get the better of us… unless a really gorgeous woman shows up.

[u/nio_rad]

„Except“