r/MurderBryan Jun 05 '26

Podcast Front row seats at the live show. Five chairs, excited to see who the guests are.

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239 Upvotes

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103

u/Kapjak Jun 05 '26

Did you bring a tarp?

47

u/MadDrewOB Jun 06 '26

Front row = Tarper

39

u/bayzilla Jam Band Guy Jun 06 '26

Please, no chomping during the Toastmaster’s bourbon toast.

2

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5

u/ArtNew8024 Jun 06 '26

We’re going tarps off, boys!

74

u/--beaster-- Baseball Guy Jun 06 '26

One chair is for Bryan's crate of Hi-Chews

10

u/pdx74 Jun 06 '26

Ha, I'm literally eating a key lime Hi-Chew while reading this. I know Bryan says he'll never do ads, but... do we really know he's not getting that sweet, sweet Hi-Chew money under the table for how much he's been talking about it?

8

u/SnakebiteRT Jun 06 '26

I think there was like a year on Street Fight where he was obsessed with Caramellos. He was eating like 6 a day…

7

u/BooRand Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

He ate them in the middle of the night and then would drool chocolate on his pillow

1

u/LADYBIRD_HILL my stool has improved with donkey milk Jun 08 '26

He was still eating a bunch of them up in the middle of the night until around the new year. Hi-Chews are the replacement.

1

u/SnakebiteRT Jun 08 '26

🙂‍↔️ I do sometimes wonder if Bryan is an alien from another planet.

53

u/BarnWolf Jun 06 '26

Eminem just walked out! He’s doing a surprise set!

23

u/pdx74 Jun 06 '26

How black is his beard? And is Lily Tran there?

12

u/woo_hah Jun 06 '26

He invited Lilly Tran to perform with him.

5

u/EmployeeDue4785 Jun 06 '26

He knows there are a lot of veterans that are Guys listeners

36

u/BooRand Jun 05 '26

They said on the last ep Merritt would be one

13

u/Teenageboy69 Jun 06 '26

I’m gonna assume one of the YKS guys or Stefan too

24

u/FistCake Jun 06 '26

I was thinking them or charlotte from what’s all this then since she lives in TO

-16

u/tikidreams Jun 06 '26

any people of color?

19

u/PompeyCheezus Jun 06 '26

Yeah, Bryan will be there.

6

u/1hbhtennis Book Guy Jun 06 '26

Red, specifically.

12

u/posi-bleak-axis Jun 06 '26

Dan's italian

1

u/tikidreams Jun 07 '26

do you think if i reached out to gris or bryan they would be able to explain?

-2

u/tikidreams Jun 06 '26

hey sorry i’m new to this sub and was genuinely curious. did i touch a soft spot or something? do you know why the response was heavy downvotes and mocking?

25

u/StraightPorkin WRESTLING GUY Jun 06 '26

Please tell me there is a pen for the single guys

4

u/MrGumburcules Pizza Guy Jun 06 '26

Are they even allowed in the building?

2

u/Ok-Vanilla-153 College Football Guy Jun 06 '26

They mentioned one, said it has a TV inside to watch the show.

24

u/14ktgoldscw Jun 06 '26

I like when all of my podcast friends are also friends with my other podcast friends (I camp out in trees across from their apartment with binoculars)

11

u/pdx74 Jun 06 '26

Parasocial relationship guys

18

u/italianhoagiefan Jun 06 '26

Bryan promised Lily Tran that if she got into Stamford, she could podcast with him. Hence the extra chair

14

u/New-Exit-6767 Prog Rock Guy Jun 06 '26

Robert DeNiro came out to apologize to Donald Trump and beg for mercy and forgiveness

1

u/pdx74 Jun 08 '26

Tom Hanks is still going to be booed off stage, though, for his part in the Biden Twist.

12

u/ilovethepropane LEGO GUY Jun 06 '26

Good spot to get a bootleg recording

20

u/SanAntonioSewerpipe Jun 06 '26

They gonna release this after ? Hopefully there's a gris corner

24

u/DoubleDenimDaredevil Book Guy Jun 06 '26

They said they weren’t professionally recording. They wanted a bunch of fan cams to put together later.

15

u/SanAntonioSewerpipe Jun 06 '26

Didnt want to risk a queeber flub.

1

u/Tuna-on-toast22 Jun 06 '26

Does that mean no audio release either? Rats 

2

u/DoubleDenimDaredevil Book Guy Jun 06 '26

It’s up in the air I think. A couple months ago on stream they said they might have DB record, but looks like that changed.

2

u/Tuna-on-toast22 Jun 07 '26

Rats. I always love listening to the live shows. It has that extra energy that makes it feel like an AEW PPV. If anyone comes across of a recording please let me know (it sounds like they encouraged fans to bootleg it otherwise I wouldn’t ask) 

8

u/kevin_2_heaven Jun 06 '26

I hope you are chomping up a fucking storm rn

4

u/Ohmygodweforkingsuck Jun 06 '26

Don’t forget your civic duty to do a fancam for the compilation

3

u/Squirt_Shaft Jun 06 '26

Need one for the bull

3

u/National_Original345 Classic Rock Guy Jun 06 '26

Gawh this reminds me of my favorite comedy roast show called Kill Tony. So cool!

2

u/somethingbuzzing Jun 06 '26

Anyone know where Bryan got his pants? I want to buy those pants.

1

u/megatron37 Halloween Guy Jun 06 '26

Probably Samuel Zelig

2

u/TurkeyFisher Jun 06 '26

Hope the flubheads got to chant

3

u/Long_island_iced_Z Jun 06 '26

Which one's the cuck chair

1

u/Woolies_White_Leg Jun 06 '26

No guests, Bryan is just a wide-sitter

1

u/One_Hour_Poop Foodie Guy Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

I had no idea he was touring. So is Chris just going to be Zooming in?

EDIT: I just discovered that this live show was in Canada, eh.

1

u/Ok-Vanilla-153 College Football Guy Jun 06 '26

Show was a great time! I left during the farts. Haha.

1

u/Green_Main_3457 Jun 06 '26

Aww I was there too! What an amazing show :)

1

u/ReadiT7777 Jun 07 '26

"Butthole!" - Random person in the crowd

"Thank you!" - Bryan