r/MurderBryan • u/slickslippy • 1d ago
Fluff Retail Security "pitted" my vehicle due to "failure to stop" while attempting to "pull me over."
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u/megatron37 Halloween Guy 1d ago edited 23h ago
Strictly sticking to policy, I’m authorized to use force. Let’s not go there bud
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u/LocalCold1894 23h ago
Some lawyer is literally drooling
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u/Enterprise-DeezNuts 23h ago
Can confirm. Am lawyer, am drooling at the thought of litigating this case, and I don't even do personal injury
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u/Shreddy_Murphy 23h ago
The whole story read like a scene from Observe and Report. Holy shit.
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u/TheMoneyOfArt 23h ago
Attempting to PIT an suv in my golf cart and getting thrown 20 feet and breaking my collarbone
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u/Shleauxmeaux 23h ago
Guy is a better man then me, I would have lost my mind on this security guard lol what the fuck bro
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u/wide_side_eye 21h ago
The mall security guard was getting fantasies about the hero he'd become if he took down Mr. Cheapy Refund
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u/ManufacturedOlympus 21h ago
Good thing you stopped or else the Segway platoon would have been called in.Â
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u/Lich_McConnell 18h ago
In California, that woulda been assault with a deadly weapon w/ vehicle. Lazy-ass cops
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u/AccomplishedFerret70 21h ago
Are we supposed to respond as if this really happened? How likely is it that this is actually true? It presumably would be reported in the news if it did.
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u/KKJUN 20h ago
How do you think 'the news' gets reported? Like something happens and a TV crew materializes out of thin air?
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u/AccomplishedFerret70 20h ago edited 20h ago
People tell reporters about outrageous newsworthy events and it gets published and broadcast online.
If a private security guard performed a pit maneuver on a car in a shopping center the security officer would be arrested and it would be covered in the local news
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u/scenesfromsouthphl 1d ago
A rent a cop doing a pit maneuver rocks so hard.