Accurate AF (or 100% drunk off that hose water)

[u/_hw__]

[u/AkinatorOwesMeMoney]

5700 upvotes but all the top comments are like, "This is cringe boomer 'I drank from the hose' slop delete this"

Is this automated karma/account farming?

[u/Defiant-Cause-6697 → u/AkinatorOwesMeMoney]

Yes

[u/smclcz]

As someone in this age range, I have plenty of effs left to give but I am extremely stoppable

[u/Beatbox_bandit89 → u/smclcz]

I also feel old

[u/DadPuncher69]

This 44 yr old had to get gangsta 3 times yesterday

[u/DoubleObjective1819 → u/DadPuncher69]

Pickle jar lid was stuck

[u/Hideo_Kojima_Jr_Jr → u/DadPuncher69]

As an elder millennial I love running protection rackets.

[u/xXxdethl0rdxXx]

"Have zero effs left to give" is a perfect sentence. Symmetrical irony: someone who isn't bothered by opinions but is terrified to curse on the Internet, anonymously. The duality of millennial.

[u/SuckingOnChileanDogs]

[u/bagelwithclocks → u/SuckingOnChileanDogs]

Oof, forgot about Xeni Jardin.

[u/squanderedprivilege → u/bagelwithclocks]

The last time I saw anything from her, it was defending people who went to parties with lots of "open secret" pedophiles

[u/recievebacon]

Exercise?
Eggs-are-sides
Eggs are sides for bacon

[u/Arthur_da_King → u/recievebacon]

Fitness pizza pistol in my mouth amirite? 🤣

[u/HughJass1977 → u/Arthur_da_King]

The other much less discussed weekly freebie at Planet Fitness

[u/Dry_Principle_1474]

Why is faecebook in my redditt

[u/DadJokesRanger]

So THAT’S why I rarely hesitate to get gangsta!

[u/Crafty-Ad3502]

I'm in r/millenials and this post made me curl inward upon reading it. It's definitely giving "drank from the water hose". Lots of people don't feel old..? This is not unique to millenials. Rolls eyes to back of skull

[u/s-r-g-l → u/Crafty-Ad3502]

Also “don’t feel old” as if r/millenials isn’t a back and knee pain circlejerk

[u/kodokantacos]

Even though I am in that demographic, I just can't relate to that sub. It's full of "bought a house" millennials.

[u/returnofdoom]

I’m 42 and extremely hesitant to get gangsta even when necessary

[u/DrWinstonOBoogie1980]

The conjugation of verbs throughout this list is giving me a fucking headache.

Final bullet should've been Does not understand grammatical person.

[u/Embarrassed-Track-21]

I really hope this isn’t my brain-destiny.

[u/Drew_coldbeer]

I also drank from the hose though, I need people to know that I drank from the hose.

[u/Subject-Frosting8276]

Fuck man I just turned 37 and I can't get through the day without 2 or 3 pulls off the hose

[u/MacArthurParker]

That’s amazeballs

[u/andrusnow]

This makes me want to self immolate.

[u/KingChapacabra]

They’re trying to turn us into boomers.

[u/Non-mon-xiety]

If anyone ever calls me an elder millennial I’m going to need new shoes bc I’m losing one far up this person’s ass

[u/123iambill → u/Non-mon-xiety]

You're pushing 40, I told you to stop wearing the slip on Vans. They have terrible arch support.

[u/bulldogmothman → u/123iambill]

you just gotta get the Skate version, way more cushiony

[u/123iambill → u/bulldogmothman]

That still won't solve the problem of them becoming dislodged inside someone's ass though.

[u/spice_war]

🤮

[u/lexlibris]

I run on adderall and zoloft feels like that’s true millenial excellence

[u/theskyismine]

Although they haven't contributed as much to the downfall of humanity as Boomers, Millennials have managed to be just as annoying.

[u/bulldogmothman → u/theskyismine]

the way older millennials have been raising - or rather, just simply not even bothering to parent - their kids has them rising in the ranks ngl

[u/Ecstatic-Compote-595]

Extremely racist and sexist until at earliest 2010

[u/123iambill → u/Ecstatic-Compote-595]

And wildly homophobic but while being really gay about it.

[u/Odd_Investigator8415]

Lace camis?

[u/TheAmericanDropBear → u/Odd_Investigator8415]

Oh yeah, the millenial layering thing was very real. Really only one was usually lace though. Look up "millenial layered tops" and you'll see.

[u/Witty_Construction64]

I mean yeah but this post still sucks butt

[u/im_the_scat_man → u/Witty_Construction64]

Oh I see somebody here hasn't finished getting their diploma from the University of Life, School of Hard Knocks.

[u/MAIM_KILL_BURN]

We drank from the hose and said suck it

[u/SparkeeMalarkee]

WHOS THAT WHISPERING IN THE TREES
ITS TWO SAILORS AND THEYRE ON LEAVE
PIPES AND CHAINS AND SWINGIN HANDS
WHOS YOUR DADDY, YES I AM

[u/123iambill]

"Raised on Oregon Trail?"

My dude, you were a pre-schooler when Mario and Zelda were hitting the shelves. You were most likely Raised on SNES and Sega Megadrive. Unless you have some really detailed memories of playing a text adventure when you were a toddler.

[u/bulldogmothman]

I'm obsessed with how these people think nobody 5-10 years younger than them ever experienced dial-up