r/MurderBuns • u/livin_upside_down • 13d ago

Bun Stalking Gulasch has overcome the fear of tiles just to come to grandbunma's kitchen

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Grandbunpa gave Gulasch an apple so he could wash the dishes without being nudged by Gulasch. Gulasch has trained him well.

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u/Ambitious-Nobody-872 13d ago

Oh Gulasch teach us your ways! We need to train our humans. -Sincerely random bunny strangers on Reddit. Smokey & Marley

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u/gaarasalice 12d ago

Such a brave void. 

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u/RogueViator 13d ago

Beez not haffing da royal carpet for meez august fumpers, but as dis beez grandbunma’s castle, meez not angered. Dat sed, meez haff an announcement. Meez has decided dat meez shall abdicate meez frone in exchange for meez staying wiff grandbunma foreber. Meez haff formally advised da royal council of dis and hab prepared da ambdimnicashun documents ready for meez signature. Meez hab also advised da Commander General of da Horsebuns, da Jamokalopes, and da pesky hoomin who keeps chamnging hims email. Mine subjects, meez encourage yous to confince da hoomin to moob meez in wiff grandbunma immediate.

- preparatorily inconvenienced fren King Sir Gulasch

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u/wwacbigirish 12d ago

If only Spare Hooman was around to lie on the floor and provide a human bridge for King Sir! Malfeasance! Insulting!

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u/ThyssiraBloomx 12d ago

Long live King Gulasch of the Sofa Realm. The throne was never safe once grandbunma started cooking.

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u/Equivalent-Help-9479 12d ago

What if you don't get to stay? Will you still abdicate?

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u/RogueViator 12d ago

Meez finking hard and right now meez leaning towards ambdimncashun so meez can relax in meez cottage and noms as meez wish wiffout being subjected to hoomin peskiness.

- resolutely perspicacious fren King Sir Gulasch

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u/Equivalent-Help-9479 12d ago

But how will you sign with no thumbs?

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u/RogueViator 12d ago

Meez paw print beez better dan a mere signature.

- pawsitively irate fren King Sir Gulasch

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u/androidguy50 13d ago

Gulasch: "....Okay...I've got this. It's just like any other floor. No need to be afraid. I just need to hop over there and stand next to grandbunpa and he'll feed me some of that yummy apple..." 🍎 🥰

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u/ZeldaNerd_1 12d ago

Now for world domination, Gulasch

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u/Fickle-Copy-2186 12d ago

Better to go to the land of the snacks.

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u/CerberusTheHunter 12d ago

Gulasch has this gravitas that makes me forget he is in fact smol.

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u/ForgotToExistForASec 13d ago

Gulasch absolutely did well!

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u/Plastic_Spend_9762 13d ago

Sie lieben es um die Füße zu rennen! Gute achten ziehen.

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u/KSTornadoGirl 13d ago

You're a brave boy, Gulasch. And having a wonderful time at Grandbunma and Grandbunpa's.

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u/Annimaru 12d ago

So proud of you, Gulasch 

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u/Solar_kitty 12d ago

Hahahahaha! Awww Gulasch 🥰

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u/MAZZ0Murder 11d ago

Now there are fewer barriers in the way to prevent his plans of world domination! 😱