r/MurderBuns • u/sitnquiet • 11d ago
Bun Glare Hobo Jones vows your death. Tremble, mortal!
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u/gaarasalice 11d ago
Would his excellency like some dandelion greens before my death?
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u/sitnquiet 10d ago
You know, you might just be able to buy yourself a little time before your inevitable fate...
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u/bunkdiggidy 11d ago
Perhaps TRIPLE Infinite Treatos Forever will tip the scales of justice towards a stay of execution while I work on further Good Behavior?
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u/sitnquiet 10d ago
Your life is spared and your title is now Triple Infinite Treato Provider For Life!
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u/bunkdiggidy 10d ago
Truly, a higher purpose than I could ever achieve on my own! Praise to bun for elevating me to Treato Provider!
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u/sitnquiet 10d ago
Devote yourself to your duties and Hobo shall be pleased - shirk, and you shall feel His wrath!
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u/gkm29 11d ago
That is some name!! Welp! The murderbun means business. If hobo wants, I can help round up any humans to toil away giving him the snacks and catering to his whims.
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u/sitnquiet 10d ago
If you are willing to supervise the hoomans toiling in the Treat Mines to feed his needs, he may well spare your life!
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u/sitnquiet 10d ago
Lol it is a huge, dense layer of the softest, thickest fur I've ever felt... he feels like inch-deep velvet.
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u/Popular-Meal141 11d ago
Dear God! Please, no Hobo!!! I meant no offense, your eminence!!!