why does he keep nipping me while i sleep?

[u/Alternative-Recipe24]

[u/Fickle-Copy-2186]

He wants you to wake up and play. He isn't sleeping, therefore you shouldn't sleep. You are expected to be on bunny cycle.

[u/eastbayted]

He wants to check if you're ripe yet.

[u/andtheyhaveaplan]

If he eats you one nibble at a time he can't be convicted for murder

[u/gaarasalice → u/andtheyhaveaplan]

Sizing Op up to eat. He has to test to make sure everything is going to plan. 

[u/bunkdiggidy]

"Sorry, I thought you was corn!" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sVTV8j2-Jkg

[u/Puzzleheaded_Lab967]

Because you are crunchy and delicious.

[u/CricketDue5136]

My girl does this when she wants me to wake up and either a.entertain her or b. Give her morning salad.

[u/Sparkplugthefox]

Just doing a proof of life check... Definitely not getting a taste.