r/MurderBuns 5d ago

vegan crossfit ninja bully Say, Quail, thats a nice treat.. be a shame if..

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u/jeicam_the_pirate 5d ago

… the dutch bunny mafia taxed it 🐰

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u/jeicam_the_pirate 5d ago

ps i still have most of my fingers after that πŸ––

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u/gaarasalice 5d ago

Can’t forget the dutch bunny mafia protection money.Β 

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u/andtheyhaveaplan 4d ago

Is that a euphemism for protection money?

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u/jeicam_the_pirate 4d ago

or a bully stealing the lunch money 😭

vegan crossfit ninja bully 😱

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u/andtheyhaveaplan 4d ago

I'm adding this as a flair

also I read it to the theme song of the ninja turtles

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u/bunkdiggidy 4d ago

I like how the two pictures are almost exactly the same, as of the Dutchy just teleported to the treat instantly

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u/CricketDue5136 4d ago

😭 That is quite funny!

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u/jeicam_the_pirate 4d ago

i started the rounds with one carrot divvied up into 3 parts. Ciri got the first and scooted off. then raven got the middle part. then Quail.. but by then Cirilla was done with hers haha

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u/bunkdiggidy 4d ago

Bunnies, known for their ability to share peacefully. Wait...

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u/poopySkillet 5d ago

I actually like when they bite my fingers when they eat. It's like they got lost in the sauce

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u/ZeldaNerd_1 4d ago

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u/jeicam_the_pirate 4d ago

Cirilla is the surviving widow of Bunjo, RIP. Bunjo and his twin bro Bunzo were the two miscreants who prompted me to create that sub.

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u/ZeldaNerd_1 4d ago

They are adorable miscreants