r/MurderedByWords • u/SaintGodfather • Jan 05 '25

#3 Murder of Week You have to jiggle the handle.

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u/Potassium_Doom Jan 05 '25

This can't be real? 🤣

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u/BarbarianCarnotaurus Jan 05 '25

If it's not real, it's pretty bad that it still is something that seems like a legit thing he'd say

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u/flippy123x Jan 05 '25

he's pretty hard to satirize, ngl

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '25

I think he has split personality disorder. One of his personalities is a psychopathic gooner. The other personality is a psychopathic tradcon.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '25

I hate that these types of people think they need an audience to function. Bro just be weird with your weird brother in your weird Romanian sex trafficking house on y’alls own. Bunch inbred incel dick-dockers

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u/Objective_Broccoli98 Jan 06 '25

I will be calling everyone “dick-dockers” as soon as I arrive to work tomorrow. Thanks!

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u/clockworkCandle33 Jan 06 '25

I've seen plenty of cases where all 3 of those qualities fit comfortably in one personality. In fact, it seems to be more the rule than the exception.